BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 The world of the internet wrestling community has gotten stale. It's been missing something. What it needs is the return of one of the alltime Greatest Clique's. The Establishment. All former members are welcome back and new members may be accepted. If we think you're good enough. -CWM My answer to the egotistical, self-absorbed internet message board "gods", is simply known as: "The ANTI-Establishment~!". Are you one of those posters in the shadows that feel they are "good enough" for some stupid, stuck up internet message board cliq, but others stick up there noses and say you're not in their league? You know the ones. Are you sick of the ones who talk down to others like they are worthless? Sick of pompous posters who contribute nothing to this board, but are "accepted" just because they are "established"? What is established mean anyways? You've been more of a loser than others here and have spent countless hours on this and many other boards dribbling out the same shit day in and day out? Blah. Join me. Join The ANTI-Establishment~!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 lmfao. When he original establishment started there was at least 6 efforts to form an anticlique. this is something only a newf would bring back
BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Author Report Posted January 6, 2004 lmfao. When he original establishment started there was at least 6 efforts to form an anticlique. this is something only a newf would bring back And yes, ANOTHER "Newfie" dig. Originality reigns again.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 I can't help it. Newfie jokes practically make themselves.
Art Sandusky Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 (goes to find the original Anti-Establishment thread)
Damaramu Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me?
BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Author Report Posted January 6, 2004 JOKE TIME: Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic (CWM), one was a chain smoker (JSYK), and one was a homosexual (Kotz). The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. CWM, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette BUTT lying on the ground, still burning. Kotz looked at JSYK and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
NYU Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 The world of the internet wrestling community has gotten stale. It's been missing something. What it needs is the return of one of the alltime Greatest Clique's. The Establishment. All former members are welcome back and new members may be accepted. If we think you're good enough. -CWM My answer to the egotistical, self-absorbed internet message board "gods", is simply known as: "The ANTI-Establishment~!". Are you one of those posters in the shadows that feel they are "good enough" for some stupid, stuck up internet message board cliq, but others stick up there noses and say you're not in their league? You know the ones. Are you sick of the ones who talk down to others like they are worthless? Sick of pompous posters who contribute nothing to this board, but are "accepted" just because they are "established"? What is established mean anyways? You've been more of a loser than others here and have spent countless hours on this and many other boards dribbling out the same shit day in and day out? Blah. Join me. Join The ANTI-Establishment~! ............okay, sure.
MrRant Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? Gay.
HarleyQuinn Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 That was a fairly good joke, got a chuckle. I'll side with Dam and be a freelancer
BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Author Report Posted January 6, 2004 How about we go the 1997 nWo route and say, "EVERYONE here has 7 days to convert their TSM contracts over to either, The Establishment or The ANTI-Establishment~! contracts, none of this freelance shit or else!"
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? A Regular Shmoe
BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Author Report Posted January 6, 2004 I will join you Bif. *Knights Ravenbomb*
BifEverchad Posted January 6, 2004 Author Report Posted January 6, 2004 I will join you Bif. Posted: Jan 6 2004, 04:46 AM Am I good enough to join yet? - Ravenbomb from the Establishment Thread Boooooooooo.
Damaramu Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? A Regular Shmoe *sits back and enjoys being regular*
justsoyouknow Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 JOKE TIME: Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic (CWM), one was a chain smoker (JSYK), and one was a homosexual (Kotz). The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. CWM, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette BUTT lying on the ground, still burning. Kotz looked at JSYK and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead." Wow...CWM really was an alcoholic, I really am a chain smoker, and, as far as I know, Kotz might be a homosexual. Good joke, Biff! It's like you're...psychic or something.
spiny norman Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 I also have a joke, which will hopefully create much mirth in this thread. There were three men sitting in a bar. The first one said "I'm so upset. I went through my fifteen year old daughter's things and I found half a bottle of vodka. I didn't even know she drank!" The second man said "I know exactly what you mean. I found in my fifteen year old daughter's room a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked!" The third man said "Yeah. I went through my fifteen year old daughter's belongings and found a condom. I didn't even know she had a cock!" The joke of course, belies in that she doesn't have a penis at all.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 *sits back and enjoys being regular* Nice to know that you enjoy your bran.
Steviekick Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill You will choose a path that's clear You will choose free will.
justsoyouknow Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill You will choose a path that's clear You will choose free will. Ah, but it is impossible to "choose not".
Damaramu Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 *bows* Master does not the wind blow? Does not the fire burn? Does not thy scrotum need kicking? *kicks Stevie in the nuts*
Steviekick Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 If I abstain from being in the establishment and then abstain from being a member of the anti-establishment........what does that make me? You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill You will choose a path that's clear You will choose free will. Ah, but it is impossible to "choose not". You like it.
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 *bows* Master does not the wind blow? Does not the fire burn? Does not thy scrotum need kicking? *kicks Stevie in the nuts* Does thou not need to get some new material?
Damaramu Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 *bows* Master does not the wind blow? Does not the fire burn? Does not thy scrotum need kicking? *kicks Stevie in the nuts* Does thou not need to get some new material? Oh yeah...I used that one a few months ago............I do need new material..............*wonders off to find a joke writer*
Youth N Asia Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 Biff, haven't you already proven that you couldn't lead a group? I don't remember your merry bunch of Canadians doing so well.
Damaramu Posted January 6, 2004 Report Posted January 6, 2004 *gets new material* Alright here goes.......take my wife.....please! Oh fuck this..........I failed........ *hangs self from ceiling fan by underwear*
NYU Posted January 7, 2004 Report Posted January 7, 2004 Why am I the only one at this ANTI-Establishment meeting? And dude, where the fuck is the punch and pie? Very disappointing....
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