The Real World: San Diego

[Mik 0]

Well, the last Road Rules had Darnell (??), a very, very fat man who complained about everything, and made every issue about his weight.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, a really whiny blob is pretty bad I guess, but I was thinking more along the lines of a total slob with peanut butter sandwiches lodged in the hair on his bare chest..couch covered in crumbs.

 

Mix that with their usual melodramatic fodder, and a career criminal with a nagging drug problem that just got out of the joint for Armed Robbery. Food and valuables would come up missing, and 7 shmucks in a house suspicious and hateful of each other..that's not so bad as far as television goes.

 

However, the way they make mundane shit out to be the end of the world, and the whole "job" thing is ghey renders me unable to watch that television show. If they got a cast of just downright rotten people on there, I'd give it a chance.

[Mole 0]

Also I find it funny that they basically endorse if not encourage UNDERAGE drinking as being part of the "real world" yet instances when someone has smoke some pot they threatened to kick them off the show and out of the house, plus they edit it out of the show.

Some people see no problem in underage drinking, but frown upon marijuana use big time.

 

For my first movie, I made a movie called "Drink, Drank, Drunk" which was basically how students drink a lot. The film wasn't that good, but I was more concerned with the editing process and it was basically a learning tool.

 

Anyway at the end of the film, I ended it with my friend Kobi rolling a joint. I did this to show that there is plenty of other stuff they do other than drink.

 

My Prof had zero problem with the underage drinking, but was against the marijuana reference because he saw it being much worse.

 

My guess is that MTV will get more shit for people smoking a joint then a 19 year old drinking beers.

Which still makes no sense to me b/c drinking is like 10x more dangerous than getting high.

Exactly, which is why I don't get MTV nor my Prof.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm not a lawyer, but it's probably due to pot being illegal, and beer being available at fine convenient stores everywhere.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertain...ion/7713032.htm

 

Looks like the next Real World will be from Philly.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Hey Real World, you want to impress me? Cast an All-African American cast for you're next Real World. That right there would catch my interest.

 

And on a sidenote, has there ever been a Native American on any reality show? I mean that would be something to mix it up because it would be a perspective that is not often looked at.

First paragraph: have you seen the Chappelle Show parody of the Real World, where it's 6 African Americans and one nerdy white dude, and they make life miserable for the white guy? It's frigging hilarious.

 

Second paragraph: there was a Native American on the first Road Rules, I don't remember her name, but she was one of the three girls on that first season.

 

And Mik brought up fat Darnell from the last Road Rules ... that guy sucked. He kept on saying that he "represented for fat people" but kept on failing missions because he was too fat to accomplish the physcial task. All he did was make fat people look incompetent. Darnell was easily the worst Masshole to make it onto an MTV show, and there's been a pretty pitiful group of Massachusetts folks on those series. (funny Darnell story: my brother in law is a cop, and they arrested Darnell for an old warrant, and he said that they should let him go because he was on Road Rules ... like he's some celebrity or some shit)

[lomasmoney 0]

Real World needs to come to Detroit... Well Not Detroit Detroit, But at least one of the Grosse Pointes or somewhere in Oakland County.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Real World needs to come to Detroit... Well Not Detroit Detroit, But at least one of the Grosse Pointes or somewhere in Oakland County.

Ewww.....RW in Grosse Pointe would suck.

 

Either put it in Detroit or Windsor. I would watch!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

wait, not only did rw6 have the mormom chick, but they had matt the jesus freak, who i freaked hung out with at tech during our years there...he and i were on the same housing staff...and after rw i looked him straight in the face and told him he lost out on a good thing with her.

 

now he's gone totally nuts...sigh...still he might maintain supafly.com

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

RW 6 was the Miami cast, BPP. The one you're thinking of is 9 from New Orleans.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

First paragraph: have you seen the Chappelle Show parody of the Real World, where it's 6 African Americans and one nerdy white dude, and they make life miserable for the white guy? It's frigging hilarious.

Dude I saw that last night that was to funny for words. My favorite part was were the two ex-cons were doing that white guys girl and taking pics while he was in the other bed crying.

[NoCalMike 0]

As far as the underage drinking vs. Marijuana thing goes. The Show is called the REAL WORLD. Marijuana use is something that 18-25 year olds are heavily involved with. Hell like I said earlier, the cast members usually talk about how they would get high all the time, but had to hide from the cameras to do it. I just feel kind of jipped when they call the show the REAL WORLD yet edit out an activity that is very much a part of these people's lives.

 

Also the underage drinking is not a 19 year old having a beer or two. It is usually the underage kids getting shitfaced, getting sick, and starting a fight. The "real" affect comes into question with me because several past cast members have said that when they get to the house for the first time, it is fully stocked with enough alcohol to open a bar with.

[Mole 0]

As far as the underage drinking vs. Marijuana thing goes.  The Show is called the REAL WORLD.  Marijuana use is something that 18-25 year olds are heavily involved with.  Hell like I said earlier, the cast members usually talk about how they would get high all the time, but had to hide from the cameras to do it.  I just feel kind of jipped when they call the show the REAL WORLD yet edit out an activity that is very much a part of these people's lives.

 

Also the underage drinking is not a 19 year old having a beer or two.  It is usually the underage kids getting shitfaced, getting sick, and starting a fight.  The "real" affect comes into question with me because several past cast members have said that when they get to the house for the first time, it is fully stocked with enough alcohol to open a bar with.

You're preaching to the wrong people, atleast me.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Actually, making them hide their pot smoking makes it seem more realistic. Most people who get high do have to hide it, so if MTV wanted to make it seem really "real" they'd allow the kids to smoke up, but make them do it really secretly. That, to me, is realistic.

 

(of course, I chose a screen name after a strain of pot, so maybe being stealth isn't my strong point. But you get my drift.)

[Guest Loss]

They put a fat person on Road Rules so they'd have an excuse not to do it again. They wouldn't put on one the Real World where the odds aren't immediately stacked like that.

 

There are actually overweight people out there that take care of themselves and are physically active, but the media likes to hide them.

[Damaramu 0]

They put a fat person on Road Rules so they'd have an excuse not to do it again. They wouldn't put on one the Real World where the odds aren't immediately stacked like that.

 

There are actually overweight people out there that take care of themselves and are physically active, but the media likes to hide them.

*raises hand*

I would do good on Road Rules.

[Mole 0]

I'd rather be on Real World.

[Damaramu 0]

I'd rather be on Real World.

Yeah I'd love to go on the Real World and make up a fake past to make myself seem all complicated and stuff.

[Nevermortal 0]

Three words.

 

Real World: Compton

[ant_7000 0]

Real World- East LA

Real World- Trailer Park in the south

[Mole 0]

I'd rather be on Real World.

Yeah I'd love to go on the Real World and make up a fake past to make myself seem all complicated and stuff.

I'd actually ask the producers if they wanted me to be all crazy and be a dumb/loud drunk, just so they could get some good television.

 

I'm loving this Real World because there is so much "drama" and it makes for great television.

 

Plus when Cameran said "I brought my vibrator," I marked out. Anytime that I hear that a hot girl masturbates, it's awesome.

[Damaramu 0]

I'd rather be on Real World.

Yeah I'd love to go on the Real World and make up a fake past to make myself seem all complicated and stuff.

I'd actually ask the producers if they wanted me to be all crazy and be a dumb/loud drunk, just so they could get some good television.

 

I'm loving this Real World because there is so much "drama" and it makes for great television.

 

Plus when Cameran said "I brought my vibrator," I marked out. Anytime that I hear that a hot girl masturbates, it's awesome.

I think I'd actually act all reclusive and like a jerk. I'd be the most boring guest on the show. I'd bring all of my video games and never leave my room. I'd drop hints at my past and act all offended when people tell me I'm not social. Then on the 2nd to last episode I'd drop my the bomb that is my fake past, more elaborate than "I killed someone." it'd be like this.

 

*the roomates are all gathered in the living room. They call J.R. in because he has been way to reclusive and they want to know what his problem is.*

 

Random Big titted blonde: J.R. what's wrong? You haven't said more than 3 words to any of us the whole time we've been living here! And you always do very strange things....kind of cryptic. What's wrong?

 

Dumb Drunken Guy I: Yeah! You haven't even had any beers with us!

 

Me: I don't drink.........

 

Dumb Drunken Guy II: Everyone drinks!

 

Me: I hate alcohol.....it destroyed my life.

 

Dumb Drunken Guy I: Oh........

 

Asian Girl: What? How could it do that!?

 

Token Black Guy: Yeah man! What happened!? Tell us! I mean we're your friends!

 

Me: I have no friends........

 

Big Titted Brunette: Oh come on........

 

Me: You really want to know!?

 

Everyone: YES!

 

Me: Fine.......I grew up on a farm in southern Oklahoma. My adopted brother Boris was a large Russian that would get drunk and start fights with my dad. One night they were both so drunk they started fighting in the barn. Boris got carried away and killed my father. I didn't know this and the next day I was going to feed the cows. I was gathering hay out of the loft and I found my father's body in there. His head was turned around...a broken neck. I automatically knew that it was Boris. He was the only bruiser that could do this. I went back to the house and my mom was there. She said Boris had hit her and fled after drinking every last drop of liquor in the house. I knew I had to act fast. Alcohol gave the big Russian a scary strength. I quickly grabbed my father's shotgun and Colt revolver. I put on a tanktop and a pair of combat fatigues and I was out the door. I went about a mile down the road and got my friend Tommy. He was the best tracker I'd ever met. He grabbed his rifle and we took off tracking the big russian. We followed the tracks through the pasture and into the woods. He had a great head start. We followed the empty vodka bottles and half eaten woodland creatures for about a day. Then it happened. We thought we saw him. We split up and I were forming an ambush when we realized it was just a bear sleeping. I was on the ground and Tommy was up high in the rocks. I turned to tell him it was a false alarm and then I saw Boris rise up behind him. I tried to yell but Boris was to quick. He picked Tommy up over his head and brought him down across his knee. Tommy's spine was immediately broken in two. I pulled the Shotgun and began to shoot. The kosak quickly used Tommy as a shield and I realized I'd just shot my best friend to death. The bear ran in fear as the shots were fired and I dashed out into the clearing. Boris lifted Tommy high and threw him at me. I was stunned when my friend landed on me and Boris began to run. He was strong but I was much faster than he was. I followed him up a trail...I could tell we'd made into Texas by now and we were climbing into the hills. As I went up the hill a rock hit me. I looked up to find Boris at the top of the hill, shirtless displaying all of his 7'4" and 500 pounds of muscle. He was hurling giant rocks in my direction and I had to dodge them. One hit my arm...taking the shotgun out of my hand and nearly breaking it. I had nothing but the colt and my raw determination. I continued up the hill dodging the clumsily thrown rocks until I made it to the clearing on the top of the hill. Apparently a farmer used this as grazing land for his sheep. There was Boris waiting for me surrouned by the devils that went "bah". I charged him and we became entwined in immortal combat. He broke one of my arms quickly and tried to get the other one...but I was to quick. I brought my knee up into his face several times. He let me go and I came down and deliverd a hard kick to his knee failing the beast. I stepped back and drew the revolver. "See you in hell you russian beast" i said and I fired 3 times...into his chest. The beast was unphased. I was astounded as he charged into me and sent me flying across the clearing. The sheep began to stampede over me and I was quickly worse off than I had been when I landed. He was coming fast now like a charging bull. I drew the revolver and took aim. I fired one well placed shot between his eyes. The beast stood there for a second as the pain began to register with his punctured brain. Then he hit the ground...shaking the area. I cried at the pain and all the death that I had endured in the past few days. Then I cut the giants head off and held it up to the sky giving my war cry. After that the US government came to me and informed me that I had killed the last of the Russian Spies that had infiltrated America's farmlands in the 60's. They were raised by us with a special knowledge chip in there heads that would teach them everything they needed to know about combat and the Capitalist pigs! The government told me to never speak of it again or they'd kill me. That's my story.

 

Drunken Guy: No way!? You expect us to believe that!

 

*a group of highly trained actors dressed up as government swat agents come running into the house with there automatic rifles drawn*

 

Agent: Everyone freeze! Witness 2080342 you are under arrest for divulging government secrets! Let's go!

 

*i am drug out*

 

Everyone: Damn...........

 

Agent: Should you ever reveal this the rest of you will be taken away in similar fashion!

 

*gun shots are heard from outside*

 

 

 

Yeah.....that'd rule.

[A Happy Medium 0]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 

If I was on the real world, I'd probably just do nothing but rent movies and play video games the entire season..maybe teach the cast members how to hardcore dance, then proceed to spinkick those bitches.

 

I'd also remember to always have a lit cigarette when I'm with everyone else doing shit, just so those superficial bastards can have their trusty dramuh~! force fed up their asses.

[lomasmoney 0]

Real World: Windsor would be the shit

[Mole 0]

Wow Mighty, that was interesting.

 

I'd just get in random drunk arguments or something.

[NoCalMike 0]

I think Real World has a rule against having a TV. They of course flexed this rule for the Chicago season because of 9/11. I think this rule started because in Real World 2 all Jon would do is make kool aid and watch TV and they wanted more storyline from the "southern hick" in the cast. So they just outright banned TV.

[Damaramu 0]

I think Real World has a rule against having a TV. They of course flexed this rule for the Chicago season because of 9/11. I think this rule started because in Real World 2 all Jon would do is make kool aid and watch TV and they wanted more storyline from the "southern hick" in the cast. So they just outright banned TV.

But they still get the Internet. I'd bring my credit card and buy one the first week. Then stash it in my room and watch it late at night.

[Mole 0]

I think Real World has a rule against having a TV.  They of course flexed this rule for the Chicago season because of 9/11.  I think this rule started because in Real World 2 all Jon would do is make kool aid and watch TV and they wanted more storyline from the "southern hick" in the cast.  So they just outright banned TV.

But they still get the Internet. I'd bring my credit card and buy one the first week. Then stash it in my room and watch it late at night.

Hell yeah.

 

If I got on the show, I'd have to watch sports, 24 and Angel.

[Mole 0]

DAMN!!!

 

Road Rules won, fuck.

[NoCalMike 0]

Real World would have won easily had they voted Coral out after the last event. Nathan was thinking clearly that day saying he is looking out for the team and trying to think of the strongest possible team for the Gold Rush mission.