Torrie & Sable to pose for Playboy.....

[Ted the Poster 0]

Torrie Wilson has the sex appeal of a fishing boat.

As in the smell, or in the amount of times filled with men's rods?

 

Torrie doesn't even have on-screen chemistry with her own hubby.  (see:  Thanksgiving Smackdown 2002).

Hey, look at who she's with. At least she's not THAT bad.... right?

[2GOLD 0]

Oh goody, Grandma Botox in Playboy.....

 

Not even for free will I look at that mutation that I still firmly believe is Maro Mero in drag.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Torrie Wilson has the sex appeal of a fishing boat.

As in the smell, or in the amount of times filled with men's rods?

Why you didn't use the blatantly obvious "filled with seamen/semen" joke is beyond me.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Torrie is going to leave the WWE after this because after a Diva poses twice they act like --- snotty or something.. Isn't Sable like 44 now.

Which perfectly coincides with the rumor of Kidman possibly being set to be released. And why is it that the hot ones always date goofs:

 

Torrie - Kidman

Sable - Mero

Sunny - Candido

Stacy - Test

[Youth N Asia 0]

I've already seen the naked, they are completly useless to me now.

[Guest Goodear]

People still buy Playboy? ...

[AndrewTS 0]

Torrie Wilson has the sex appeal of a fishing boat.

As in the smell, or in the amount of times filled with men's rods?

Why you didn't use the blatantly obvious "filled with seamen/semen" joke is beyond me.

+3 SP for Meatwad.

 

nl5xsk1: Because it's fishing joke, not a navy-related joke.

 

Remember how classy Trish was when she stripped down to a bra and thong, got on all fours and crawled around the ring barking like a dog. How about the basically nude pictorial she did with that model who looked just like her, now that says class. What about when she stripped down for that game of poker on heat, when I saw that I thought man what a class act.

 

Compared to Torrie, that's tame. That's just about as on par with most of the other "Divas."

 

When she's simulated oral sex with a banana, gives another wrestler a BJ in the hospital, puts her services as a personal love slave on the line in a match, swings with another couple (presumably involving HLA as well), and does some full-on lesbian kissing on TV, etc, etc. then we'll compare.

 

Hey, look at who she's with. At least she's not THAT bad.... right?

 

In Torrie's defense, they say women marry men that are like their fathers. In wrestling it seems all the more truthful--take a look at Torrie and Stephanie's dads.

[geniusMoment 0]

I didn't say Trish was more trashy then torrie. I simply said I do not picture her as the definition of class.

[AndrewTS 0]

I didn't say Trish was more trashy then torrie. I simply said I do not picture her as the definition of class.

Oh, neither do I. However, it takes some class that if you're a public figure that likely has fans of all sorts, including younger girls, to not pose nude for a magazine since it might set a bad example.

 

That may have been the furthest reason from her mind for all I know, but just saying.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

And why is it that the hot ones always date goofs:

 

Torrie - Kidman

Sable - Mero

Sunny - Candido

Stacy - Test

Missy Hyatte(sp?) - the older brother from Wonder Years

 

Although to her credit she was with Magnum TA and he's cooler than all of the previously mentioned.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

And why is it that the hot ones always date goofs:

 

Torrie - Kidman

Sable - Mero

Sunny - Candido

Stacy - Test

Missy Hyatte(sp?) - the older brother from Wonder Years

 

Although to her credit she was with Magnum TA and he's cooler than all of the previously mentioned.

Does she really count with all the wrestlers she gave it up to?

 

Hawk

Val Venis

Eddie Gilbert

John Tatum

etc....

 

I don't remember hearing Magnum though.

[NoCalMike 0]

I'd like to see Victoria in playboy. Possible even Molly even though there is little chance of that happening. Something about seeing Molly's real tits jiggling in her low cut top.....WOW.

[treble 0]

Oh, neither do I. However, it takes some class that if you're a public figure that likely has fans of all sorts, including younger girls, to not pose nude for a magazine since it might set a bad example.

 

That may have been the furthest reason from her mind for all I know, but just saying.

What bad example? It's not as if they're doing some degrading type of porn or anything, they're posing in a respected magazine that countless other public figures have done before.

[AndrewTS 0]

Oh, neither do I.  However, it takes some class that if you're a public figure that likely has fans of all sorts, including younger girls, to not pose nude for a magazine since it might set a bad example.

 

That may have been the furthest reason from her mind for all I know, but just saying.

What bad example? It's not as if they're doing some degrading type of porn or anything, they're posing in a respected magazine that countless other public figures have done before.

Respected by...whom?

 

And generally those "public figures" = washed up, out of work actresses. Although sometimes before they're famous, ex-models pose before getting jobs on MTV or marrying rich old coots with one foot in the grave.

[BoboBrazil 0]

Who cares? Playboy sucks cock. Whoopty doo 2 more fake blonde fake tit bimbos in an airbrushed to shit photo spread where they won't even show pussy.

[Guest Repo Man Reborn]

I can't wait for the on-screen feud these two will have in an effort to promote this. I'm sure Vince McMahon will get involved somehow too, with his pants around his ankles the whole time.

My thoughts exactly.

 

I am sure that Mr. McMahon is THE ONLY character that could make the Playboy feud work.

[Damaramu 0]

*looks into mirror*

 

Da Dadadada Dadadadadaa dadadadaadadadadadada

I wonder how many people will get that joke...

The Simpsons. Homer is drunk and looking in the mirror and he does that.........BIATCH!

[Guest Deviant]

Does anyone else think that Stacy's "not right now" will eventually lead to a Tammy-like nude spread that is way too late and only comes when she needs a buck, and no one will care because she won't look like she does now?

[JJMc 0]

Black. Opposite of white. White is the color of semen. 

I really hate to bring this up, mainly because it is so off topic, but it must be said. Around the time Viagra came out, me and my friend were taking a trip to Cape Cod and my father was driving us up there. My friend blurts out that Viagra should not be Blue, but rather, it should be the color of erect penises. He says this to my father of course.

 

I wanted to die.

My friend once told my mom some dirty, gross Viagra joke whilst I was in the room. She just looked horrified and I also wanted to die.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

And why is it that the hot ones always date goofs

I've met both Kidman and Torrie out of the ring without makeup, and let me tell you, Kidman looks a hell of a lot more like he does on TV than Torrie does. You know the slogan "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline?" With Torrie, it is Maybeline. It is most definitely Maybeline, and it involves a lot of it applied liberally. It's sad, too, because Kidman gave me hope that dorky-looking guys my height could get a knock-out woman.

 

I don't understand why she wants to keep taking it off though, and now teasing lesbo stuff with Grandma Sable. Either she's a total egomaniac about her body, or Kidman has a very small penis.

[AndrewTS 0]

And why is it that the hot ones always date goofs

I've met both Kidman and Torrie out of the ring without makeup, and let me tell you, Kidman looks a hell of a lot more like he does on TV than Torrie does. You know the slogan "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline?" With Torrie, it is Maybeline. It is most definitely Maybeline, and it involves a lot of it applied liberally. It's sad, too, because Kidman gave me hope that dorky-looking guys my height could get a knock-out woman.

 

This isn't the first time I've heard of that. Excessive tanning may have something to do with it.

 

That or my "Torrie Wilson is a succubus" theory would be plausible; she perhaps hadn't had her nightly meal yet.

 

Although I thought the short guys got all the women. Us tall ones are SOL unless we're jocks.

 

I don't understand why she wants to keep taking it off though, and now teasing lesbo stuff with Grandma Sable. Either she's a total egomaniac about her body, or Kidman has a very small penis.

 

If Kidman mocking her bulemia was rooted in fact, then perhaps both. Or maybe she's just willing to do anything Vince wants her to do for the sake of money.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

This isn't the first time I've heard of that.  Excessive tanning may have something to do with it.

Her skin was just so craggy and blotchy and blemished. It only kinda sorta shows up in the photograph, but in real life I was legitimtaely suprised.

 

Although I thought the short guys got all the women.  Us tall ones are SOL unless we're jocks.

I have found that tall but skinny guys are most popular, especially if their personality is the kind that likes punk and skateboarding. A friend of mine is 6'6, near-unhealthy thin (145 soaking wet while holding a brick), but is your typical skateboarding dude. He's constantly getting women, but can't keep any of them for long because underneath the whole image he's incredibly fragile emotionally.

 

I, meanwhile, can't get any attention besides negative attention.