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Crisis Meeting Scheduled for RAW

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Just wait one day Raw will lose its time spot for NASCAR, Monster Trucks, Rodeo.

Only if it was on the old country TNN.

I dunno... NASCAR's trying pretty hard to get mainstream and drop the 'redneck' image, so that wouldn't necessarily fall into the old TNN demographic. Then again, I hate NASCAR, so I hope it stays the fuck away from my pro rasslin'.

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Hee hee.

 

You're all wrong. Bradshaw said it.

 

But anyway, does anyone find it funny that it seems like we're getting close to the world famous "reset" that WCW started instituting in it's final days? The end is nigh... soon TNA will buy WWE, Jeff Jarret will be the Undisputed-World-Unified-Heavyweight-"Ric Flair licks my balls" Champion after beating HHH cleanly, dogs will live with cats, up will be down and nothing will be as it seems.... indeed, this shall be a very disturbing universe.

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If anyone actually said the comment about Taker, (which I'm not quite convinced of) it would have to be Big Show. He's got the seniority to do something like that, and he's actually got reason to be bitter, with the way that they push him and then treat him like a jobber. Brock's been put over by Taker on multiple occasions so I can't imagine that he'd make a comment like that.

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But it's about 3 years too late.

It's not been 3 years too late in saying.

 

It's 3 years too late if NOTHING and the WWE continue on the same path as before.

 

And I'll go with Brock as well for saying the comment. I can't think of too many others who would've done so. As his history would bear to that account.

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Hold up a sec. I only saw 30 minutes of Smackdown. Since when is Tazz a heel commentator? He wasn't heel during Rey/Akio, or the last 2 minutes of the mini Rumble. He sucked up to Brock more than usual sure, but I didn't notice he was playing heel.

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I have a hard time believing 1wrestling would hear about this story from a snitch back stage, but that snitch wouldn't have said which wrestler actually said it.

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If the roster tried to jump Triple H, he'd probably try to run...and TEAR HIS QUAD AGAIN.

 

*ba-dum, CHING*

 

-Patrick

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If the roster tried to jump Triple H, he'd probably try to run...and TEAR HIS QUAD AGAIN.

 

*ba-dum, CHING*

 

-Patrick

 

And he'd still keep HIS belt.

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I could see RVD pulling a Raven and walking out during this roster meeting.

 

Triple H: You guys need to learn how to work like myself. All that flippy floppy stuff will never get you any world titles.

 

RVD: But dude, you suck!

 

Triple H: You want your walking papers?

 

RVD: Duuuuddeee...... ::lights up & walks away::

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the WWE is in a crisis... WAT ELSE IS NEW~~??!!

 

"JEFF HARDY IS DEAD... & WILLOW THE WHISP IS REBORN... YOW!"
Edited by fearmosaicphilosophy

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Orton wouldn't do it,his push is in part due to HHH.

I don't believe this is true.

 

I know that he said he'd get Batista and Orton over if it kills him, but I think he's just showing what a good company boy he is. I think HHH saw that the office picked Orton, and that Orton presents zero threat to his spot, so there's no harm in being around him. If Orton tanks, Vince can pat HHH on the back and tell him he did his best and it's not his fault.

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Remember, Taker actually DID beat Brock and Show multiple times 2 on 1. So he's my top pick.

Good point.

 

 

And they might as well just make a new title belt that says "World HHHeavyweight Championship" at this point. I mean, yeah I understand that Goldberg had to drop the belt so he could fulfill his obligation in Japan...but really now.

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Hee hee.

 

You're all wrong. Bradshaw said it.

 

But anyway, does anyone find it funny that it seems like we're getting close to the world famous "reset" that WCW started instituting in it's final days? The end is nigh... soon TNA will buy WWE, Jeff Jarret will be the Undisputed-World-Unified-Heavyweight-"Ric Flair licks my balls" Champion after beating HHH cleanly, dogs will live with cats, up will be down and nothing will be as it seems.... indeed, this shall be a very disturbing universe.

Real wrath of God stuff...

 

"Fire and brimstone falling from the sky, rivers and seas boiling!"

 

"Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes..."

 

"The dead rising from the grave!"

 

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!!"

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Regardless of who said it, I'm curious how management reacted...if this is true.

 

If someone major jobs to Zach Gowen on the next Smackdown, I guess we can assume that they were the one who said it.

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I know what we need:

 

 

5 words and a dash.

 

 

David Arquette - World Heavyweight Champion!

His wife is legit pregnant...think of all the angles!

 

Ric Flair is really the daddy

Vince McMahon is really the daddy

Jazz is really the daddy

 

why it could go on forever!

Typical sexist TSM poster.

 

They wouldn't just restrict it to the guys, expect Linda, Stephanie and Rico to join in on the festivities.

 

UYI

They'll have the Rock be the real father and then in a revenge match Rock will put over David Arquette before going off to film his next role in the movie(thanks to the crying out for children's story books to be made into films) adaptation of Curious George.

 

Dwayne Johnson will play Curious George

George Muruson will play the Tall Man in the Yellow Hat

Jeremy Irons will play the evil scientist/zoologist trying to capture George.

 

Rock will of course have many fight scenes where he fends off the evil Zoo Caretakers trying to capture him.

They acutally ARE making that movie, with Will Ferrell attached to play the Man in the Yellow Hat.

 

And..."fearmosaicphilosophy"...your stupid signature is streching the page big time.

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And..."fearmosaicphilosophy"...your stupid signature is streching the page big time.

But he slept with both those chicks last night! Really! And he's just letting us know. The page being stretched a little is a small sacrifice to pay for such useful information.

 

<_<

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And..."fearmosaicphilosophy"...your stupid signature is streching the page big time.

But he slept with both those chicks last night! Really! And he's just letting us know. The page being stretched a little is a small sacrifice to pay for such useful information.

 

<_<

i could sleep with those two ...i just don't have $20 bucks burning a hole in my pocket.

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Um... why can't either 1wrestling or the Observer just come out and tell us who said that? Seriously... I'm pretty sure the WWE knows whos said it, being it was said in one of their meetings and all, so it's not like this guy needs the added protection.

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