Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 "I wish you hadn't said that" was the line of the night. Yes, that was great. On another note, I love it when people get told they're not going to advance, then loudly proclaim to the camera that the judges have made the biggest mistake of their collective lives. It always helps, of course, to have a loudmouthed friend trumpet the spurned contestant's "talent" profusely, using four-letter words for added emphasis. Spurned contestant: "They just made the biggest mistake ever!" Friend: "Yeah, they don't know real fuckin' talent!" I think that was the case with Miss I-Lost-80-Pounds-And-Still-Can't-Sing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 Does anyone think that Flashdance hired her "friend" as a choreographer and singing coach (and personal trainer)? Cause if I had a friend who sucked at singing and wanted to go on AI - I would tell'em straight up "you suck" and save them the trouble... because that's what real friends do. Flashdance's friend more seemed like someone who was there for money and was moreso a "yes" (wo)man than anything. The "well, you can hire people to change my voice and..." was particularly brilliant. "Oh baby, I can turn you from a caterpiller into a beautiful butterfly" "Really?" "Oh yeah... for the right cost" "Oh, I'll pay, I just wanna be on TV and make a lot of money" "You will baby, you will" *after audition* "I can't believe what happen, where did it all go wrong?" They're fools, baby, fools. You have talent, I see it, I know it, you're going to be a big star someday and make tons of money... speaking of which, your last check bounced...." "I know, I know... oh... I'll ask my parents to wire me more money" "Baby, say that with conviction! You're strong!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 I can understand in the heat of the moment the friend telling them that the judges are stupid, but I wonder, do they feel like tools after seeing themselves on tv acting like asses after seeing how shitty their friends perform? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 What's with all the gay dudes? Now, I obvioulsy love gay bois, but I know they're not the only guys that can sing. So, either straight guys are too afraid to sign up, or they think they have to act 'gay' to win, or...they just didn't feel like showing all the straight guys. Whatever the case, even I was getting sick of all femmales. Two words: Clay Aiken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) Man, I liked Clay. He came out, was a total nerd, and sang Journey. ... then he changed and stop signing the sweet sounds of Steve Perry and sold out to the MAN. Edited January 21, 2004 by RavishingRickRudo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 My highlights of the night are probably the same as everyone else's, though I wish Simon would have been harsher with that hippie idiot. Which one? The "I have a good heart." guy? That guy made me laugh my ass off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted January 21, 2004 That guy was my fucking Hero. For a second, I thought Spike Jonez was auditioning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Bucky! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 That guy was great! Guy got eliminated before he even sang a note Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Is this girl bangable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 No...and I like Asian girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 She would be a better singer if she wasn't drunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 That was fookling horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 "ALLLLLL BYYYYY MYYYYYSEELLLLFF!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 hahaha.. CARLOS! (who looks like Richard Ramirez) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 This show's brilliant before they get onto the actual contest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 I love how all of these shitty singers pull "just give me another chance" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 damn.. I missed Jessie Spano's audition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 the thing that's causing her a problem is an Adam's Apple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 "I'm just nervous." No...you're just a bad singer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 It's a conspiracy against Jessica Spano! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 This is a bad singing town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Mallory should have worn a shorter skirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 Uh oh...another bet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 What's with all the gay dudes? Now, I obvioulsy love gay bois, but I know they're not the only guys that can sing. So, either straight guys are too afraid to sign up, or they think they have to act 'gay' to win, or...they just didn't feel like showing all the straight guys. Whatever the case, even I was getting sick of all femmales. Two words: Clay Aiken. Eh...I didn't even see the first/second AIs. Heh...I love these challenges of Simon's. And this chick is scaring the fuck outta me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 I guess Mallory won't be able to promise to give some head if the guys come back with her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 She just woke a friggin guy up to sing to him, classic. Least she was kinda dorky cute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 I like it when Simon gets pissy when another judge doesn't agree with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 That's the first person I've ever seen being upset after being voted through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2004 man.. Houston sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
