Thoth Posted January 19, 2004 Report Posted January 19, 2004 (edited) THE FINAL SJL CRIMSON CARD Date: Thursday, January 22, @ 6 PM EST Venue: THE GUND Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Ace309 OPENING PROMO: Aecas The final Crimson ever! To reflect this, every match is WACKY! RUBBER DUCKY MATCH Alan Clark vs Jacob Helmsley Description: These two no-showed Wrath’s main event thanks to Longdoffer Pete’s lack of Internet (OH IT’S A SHOOT BRUTHA) Now they’re fighting again, but it’s a rubber ducky match! Rules: An empty bathtub will be at ringside, along with buckets of water scattered about, along with rubber duckies. The pool must be filled with water, and then rubber duckies must be put i it. The winner is the man who puts the last rubber ducky in the pool. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Ace309 STILTS MATCH Landon Maddix vs David Cross Description: A dangerous match, has this ever even been done? Rules: DQ and Countout do not apply. However, Maddix and Cross will be wearing stilts the entire duration of the match. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Kibagami THE GREATEST ELIMINATION MATCH OF ALL TIME Sean Casey vs “Fruity” Frankie Deed” vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs Todd Royal vs Manson vs The Daredevil vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston Description: The last man standing will win the final Crimson match of all time. Rules: Around the ring there will be lots of packages of Big League Chew. You eliminate an opponent by covering his face in Big League Chew. You’d chew it first, of course, so it’s sticky. The last man standing, that is, the last man to not have his face covered in Big League Chew, wins. Word Count: 8000 Send To: Longdogger_Pete Edited January 19, 2004 by Thoth
Guest Aecas Posted January 19, 2004 Report Posted January 19, 2004 I call the opening promo for the first and last time in the JL.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted January 19, 2004 Report Posted January 19, 2004 *shoots self in head* Sigh. Well, I guess I'll get to work on this one early, cuz Todd knows I haven't a clue on how to write THIS match..
The Amazing Rando Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 I did not no-show! I'm a WINNER! A SOLE SURVIVOR! WOOOOOO!
crusen86 Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 At least it's going home for the end.
King Cucaracha Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 Stilts? Is that...you know...possible? O.....K. It's one last 'gimmick up'. Fine. Stilts it is. Todd, my advise is to drive a 'big leauge chew' truck down to the ring, and spray them all with the hose, winning automatically.
Thoth Posted January 20, 2004 Author Report Posted January 20, 2004 I'm aware of the difficulty presented by stilts. You're a writer; improvise.
hhh6294 Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 so... how many duckies are we talking about? Any specific set number, or is it just up to the writer's imagination... because Todd knows THAT baby's gonna get a work-out this match
King Cucaracha Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 I'm aware of the difficulty presented by stilts. You're a writer; improvise. Difficulty. That's an understatement! Ah, I'm just kiddin' around. Sure, I'm confident this'll be the worst match I've ever wrote, but...hell, it's not going to matter anyway. Cross isn't around. Just some questions for clarification... How tall are the stilts? Are we talking 'clown' size stilts, or just small lifts. Are the stilts wooden or metal? Is the ref on stilts too? Do you get DQed for taking off the stilts, even though it's a No DQ match?
Guest Aecas Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 You should be happy Maddix. Before now you had to crawl along the ground like a rat...but in this match you can soar like an eagle! Like an eagle on pogo sticks!
Hank Kingsley Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 You guys are too serious...it's the SJL, it's a wacky gimmick match, just go all out, have fun, write a crazy match. It worked for me with the supposed "HUGE WORLD TITLE MATCH" at Wrathapalooza 2. I had Aecas make Grappler bleed with a foam finger, and Grappler using tampons as knives. Just have a good time~
Thoth Posted January 20, 2004 Author Report Posted January 20, 2004 How many ducks? Argh. Let's just say 50, but if you already started your match and put a number down, it doesn't matter.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 We couldn't do Rubber Ducky in a Box? where they are on the roof of a cell and then fall through at random intervals... oh...and other rubber weaponry would be on the cell walls for fast acting rubbery violent fun??
Zack Malibu Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 Hope I'm not intruding by posting here, but this card sounds like a must-read. Hell, if I didn't have to write Zack vs. Superstar for this Sunday's PPV, as well as help Supes and MVS write up a Royal Rumble, I'd do a stilts match~! If I shouldn't have posted here, feel free to delete.
Hank Kingsley Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 You never did sign up for the SJL like you said you would, bastard~
Zack Malibu Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 I actually still have the stats for the proposed character saved. Plus, I'm only taking one class this semester. So time might be available for an SWF run. Nothing concrete, but possible.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 "Jacking OAOAST's Talent...One Writer At A Time"
hhh6294 Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 w00t! another OAOASTer jumping ship to the good guys~! (j/p )
Zack Malibu Posted January 20, 2004 Report Posted January 20, 2004 Well, I wouldn't be leaving OAOAST, not at all. I'd be inclined to try my hand at some double duty at least.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 Good thing ya didn't sign up. You'd probably be in the bubblegum match, and the LAST thing I need is guy #8 to keep track of in that match. But after the Big League Chew Elimination challenge, we can use all the new talent we can get, even without the JL. Come join the Todd Damned party.
King Cucaracha Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 You'd probably be in the bubblegum match. So THAT'S what Big Leauge Chew is. Makes sense I guess...we obviously don't have that over here in Blighty. And Zack in the SWF=goodness.
The Ill One Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Christ, I am so glad I decided to return for the next show.
Guest ToddRoyal Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 You again, eh? hmm... *marks out*
Guest Aecas Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 *marks out as well* Good on ya mate
Ace309 Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 It's come to my attention that some people are confused or prevented by various problems from sending their match to the appointed person. If you're confused, send me your match. I'll sort it out. If, otoh, you are not confused, do not try to help by sending me your match. You don't need to, I promise.
Ace309 Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 It occurs to me that that was a reckless course of action. In this case, I consider you "confused" if Longdogger Pete is marking your match. Thank you, that is all.
The Ill One Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Tom you just confused me and I don't even have a match to be marked. Aaannnyywwaaayyyy good luck to all and that is the Greatest Elmination Match Ever. Edit: Considering I don't have to write that match.
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