Zack Malibu: The Movie

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

So, for one of my college classes, Writing for Television, I have to put together a short documentary script on a person I know. For whatever reason, Zack popped into my head, and my professor thought the angle I would work for it would be an excellent idea.

 

The working title is "Zack Malibu and the Power of the Internet" - how a humble student teacher/action figure shipping, uh, guy, touched the lives of many through wrestling and the Internet, using his philosophies on socializing and picking up chicks. There'll also be some backstory on the Life of Zack that I'll tie into the main theme.

 

This isn't "oh lord this guy is pathetic and only has Internet friends" -Zacks a really good buddy of mine in real life, and he really is quite the interesting fellow. I know he keeps in touch with a lot of people here via other means (AIM, phone etc.) so if you guys could leave testimonials about Zack (serious ones preferred, although I'm expecting joke posts and I could probably even incorporate those) leave them here or send them to my TSM email ([email protected]) Hey, a better title would also be cool.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

Hey, a better title would also be cool

 

"Inflating an Ego: How My Post Gave Zack Malibu Wood"

[Zack Malibu 0]

It's actually student teacher/ex-customer service turned inventory expert extrordinaire. I'm not a wharehouse dude. .

[Sandman9000 0]

This is a horrible idea. I'm much more interesting.

 

Or just buy "Unscarred" and pass that off as your own work.

[Guest Jay Z. Hollywood]

This is a horrible idea. I'm much more interesting.

 

Or just buy "Unscarred" and pass that off as your own work.

You'd prefer "Sandman9000: Diary of a Straight Edge Maniac"?

[NYU 0]

So, for one of my college classes, Writing for Television, I have to put together a short documentary script on a person I know. For whatever reason, Zack popped into my head, and my professor thought the angle I would work for it would be an excellent idea.

 

The working title is "Zack Malibu and the Power of the Internet" - how a humble student teacher/action figure shipping, uh, guy, touched the lives of many through wrestling and the Internet, using his philosophies on socializing and picking up chicks. There'll also be some backstory on the Life of Zack that I'll tie into the main theme.

 

This isn't "oh lord this guy is pathetic and only has Internet friends" -Zacks a really good buddy of mine in real life, and he really is quite the interesting fellow. I know he keeps in touch with a lot of people here via other means (AIM, phone etc.) so if you guys could leave testimonials about Zack (serious ones preferred, although I'm expecting joke posts and I could probably even incorporate those) leave them here or send them to my TSM email ([email protected]) Hey, a better title would also be cool.

Get a room.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ah shaddup. I was actually informed of this before this post went up (actually several days ago) so it's not like Jay's trying to suck up. He's a legit buddy has actually hung with me quite often in "real life". I'm not sure why my life strikes him as film worthy, but I'll take any publicity I can get, heh.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Using black and white film you need to videotape a sad clown flipping a pancake over a broken stove. Just put it in there somewhere...your teacher will praise you for thinking "outisde of the box"

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

 

What is this world coming to>

[Guest FrigidSoul]

have 6 year old girls in flower dresses spinning in a field of daisies, then cut to Zack smiling, then cut to the Atom bomb going off and tons of Japanese people running around in fear, then cut to Zack frowning.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Well, I've been talking to him for almost two years now and I've never gotten the urge to reach through my screen and stab him in the face.

 

 

That's got to mean something, right?

[Sandman9000 0]

This is a horrible idea.  I'm much more interesting.

 

Or just buy "Unscarred" and pass that off as your own work.

You'd prefer "Sandman9000: Diary of a Straight Edge Maniac"?

And then some.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Oh, wait, there was the time where he had a crush on my sister.

 

That was creepy.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yeah, but now her best friend calls me and vice versa.

 

So your sister is safe, but I still win.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

as Malibu's attractive male friend I will take one for the team and do Superstar's sister

[Mole 0]

Isn't she 11?

 

OMG BANZ PLZ.

 

Seriously, just do a movie about his real life. A guy who works at a wrestling store and pretends to be girls on the internet, just to get a laugh out of everyone who actually believed him.

[Damaramu 0]

You can go into how Damaramu(the crazed OU hoss) called himself a nerd as a joke and Zack had to talk him down from suicide.....despite there being nothing wrong with Dama.

[Nevermortal 0]

Zack Malibu: Portrait of an Assgrabber

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Have a random Laz "TOSS MY SALAD, HO~!" comment. Trust me. The weaker minds of the class will laugh.

[Jingus 0]

You'd prefer "Sandman9000: Diary of a Straight Edge Maniac"?

I'd buy a ticket for that. Haven't seen a decent horror movie since Freddy vs. Jason, so I'm sure that I'd love it.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I want a part in the movie. Get Robert Englund to play me. If he's too expensive, get me, you can pay me in:

 

Spandex pants

Hairspray

Raw beef

Porn

Lemonade

Beef jerky

Junior mints

Pajama pants

 

 

I also have a short story about Zack, actually two:

 

1. When I talked about killing kittens, he banned me from the OAOAST, and denied it.

 

2. When CWM III was wreaking havoc, he accused me of being CWM III, which led to the TSM Shower Beatings, which led to me returning to the OAOAST.

Edited January 21, 2004 by Plushy Al Logan

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Shit, I forgot how slow these things were. Can a mod fix this, so I don't ruin the thread.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Hey Mario, you should post that 2 or 3 more times...maybe it'll get funny the 7th time around

[Jingus 0]

. . .

 

Mario man, you just get weirder and weirder.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

. . .

 

Mario man, you just get weirder and weirder.

I'm serious, I would act in a movie for that method of payment.

[Nevermortal 0]

This is a horrible idea.  I'm much more interesting.

 

Or just buy "Unscarred" and pass that off as your own work.

You'd prefer "Sandman9000: Diary of a Straight Edge Maniac"?

And then some.

How about Sandman9000: Straight Edge Santa?

[Ravenbomb 0]

show Zack getting hit in the groin with a football

 

and have Jake Gyllenhaal play me

[NoCalMike 0]

I never knew Zach Malibu did this much for people. Honestly, all I thought he was good for was when I needed a Saved By the Bell refresher or discussion.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

You should cast Kevin Nash to play Super Screech

[Art Sandusky 0]

Patrick > Zack.