Clusterfuck Card!

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

So, who's going to be the Fugue of this rookie class?

Now, are we talking talent, or ability to show up?

 

K.

Yes.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

In the Clusterfuck match I wrote last year I think I had Xero just DDT everything that moved, then trip over his own feet and fall out of the ring.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

You didn't win, either, so I don't think that's the way to go.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Now thanks to Tom I have the sweet Eel banner in my sig. The job train is gathering Eel-mentum.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Good work, Tom.

[Guest Suicide King]

There is so much evil in the world.

[Secret Agent 0]

So I take it the Memphis Eel is a joke charater? Sorry if I'm wrong I just haven't ever seen a match containing him before, Frost.

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

Yes, he is a comedy character. I've never written a match with him in it before, but he has shown up in promos and has had bit roles and stuff before. He was actually a special guest referee in TNT's winning CF match last year. Feel free to do whatever you want with the character.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

No Snow Demon, no Jeremy "The Natural" Miller using the power of henna, no Quiz, and no Galatea. This Fuck is gay.

 

No offense, Strangler.

 

::drives a snowplow to the ring::

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I've jobbed to the Eel many times before.

[Guest Suicide King]

Hell, if you want just take an actual eel, throw him in the ring, and let the fun commence. Good luck eliminating him though, since he has no feet.

Edited January 30, 2004 by Suicide King

[Guest Suicide King]

Heck, just write an all-animal Clusterfuck. It's gold I tells ya!

[janusd 0]

Heck, just write an all-animal Clusterfuck. It's gold I tells ya!

 

 

(Admit it, you know I'd react like that if we actually had such a match.)

[Guest Suicide King]

Keep your perversions off me, and go back to writing your homoerotic manlove fest.

[Ace309 0]

I've jobbed to the Eel many times before.

You mostly jobbed to Mr. Bukkake.

 

He's like Mr. Galatea, only moreso.

[Guest Suicide King]

Dammit, G is nothing like your cockknocker. G can controls where he splooges.

[Guest Aecas]

Heck, just write an all-animal Clusterfuck.  It's gold I tells ya!

 

 

(Admit it, you know I'd react like that if we actually had such a match.)

Sounds like a plan to me

[Guest Suicide King]

Not you too, Aecas?

 

Sigh.

 

Ah well, you can't stop progress.

 

::goes off to buy a Wile E. Coyote costume::

[Guest Aecas]

I've been a furry for years I was just never bothered enough to announce it.

 

Still idle hands and all that.

 

*buys King a set of Acme Road Runner catching devices as a welcome aboard present*

[janusd 0]

I've been a furry for years I was just never bothered enough to announce it.

(Y) @ your user title.

[hhh6294 0]

*buys a Road Runner costume and flees from King's hungry grasp*

 

Meep Meep!

 

Zoom~!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

i always thought it was "Meep Meep Zip Bang!" as that little child used to say.

[Coffin Surfer 0]

I'm late for work, and I cannot turn my match in, forwhatever reason the board won't let me send a pm.

 

I won't be off work for midnight, so hopefully I can get my match in by than.

 

Sorry for the inconvience.

[Guest Suicide King]

Sigh. Another late night for me.

[Guest Suicide King]

Danny, and Wildchild, I am missing the endings of your matches. Please get them to me post haste so I don't have to stay up until all hours. Please.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Sent; such as it was...

[Coffin Surfer 0]

It's in, sorry King. These damn boards have been fucking with me all day.

[Guest Suicide King]

Yay. Boards are working again! marking continues!

[Guest Suicide King]

Right. Since no one has seen Raynor or knows what happened to him, I guess I get to mark his matches. If everyone who sent Raynor a Clusterfuck match would please send it to me so that I can try to finish this beast, I would appreciate it. You have until 8 pm eastern tonight.

[Dace59 0]

I think we all owe King a drink, or whatever else his poision is.