Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 It's not Dace's fault Kayin gives road head. I have no reason to live any longer.
Secret Agent Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 GS & HVT have a spot or two in the car if anyone wants a ride to the airport from Storm. Wild & Dangerous would accept this offer, Mark. Just so long as Thugg pulls the seat up.
Crowe Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Back in the SJL, Crow used to travel alone (however, Janus tagged along a couple times) in his grey metallice Honda Integra GSI '95. In the SWF, he still travelled in the Honda but he had Dante Crane and Jessica to keep him company. I swear no threesomes occurred.
Rawknight Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Crow wouldn't ride with Card & Natasha.. backseat drivers with Fran Drescher on crack accents don't make good company. (Card is one of the VERY few people who can put up with Natasha for long periods of time)
Crowe Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Crow just shoved a cock in her mouth to keep her quiet.
Rawknight Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Not the first man to use that tactic. Not the 100th either
HVilleThugg Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Guess no one wants to ride with us Mark... Da "fucking losers" H
Kaertos Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 W&D took us up on the offer, but only if you scoot your seat up a little. Obviously Thugg is riding shotgun...
HVilleThugg Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Hey look Mark...you know I gotta get my lean on...I can't be all, sittin' straight up and shit. I gotsta keep it real ya heard...let 'dem bitches sit in da back. They be aight...just get yo knees up. Let WC sit behind me...he can squeeze in there. Besides, being 7'2" in a tiny ass Honda ain't all that comfortable....maybe if you'd get da Escalade like I been tellin' you to...we wouldn't have dis problem. Da "switchin' to ghetto mode" H
janusd Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 You'd think the trailer of Dace's semi would be a portable mini apparent ment for people to crash in. On a random 2:04 am note, that reminded me of a series of books I have... w00t.
Kaertos Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Thugg, I'll happily drive the Caddy if you pay for the upgrade from "mid-size" to "luxury". I have a wife and kid to support.
HVilleThugg Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Well, Mr. VP of Talent whatever...gimme a raise and I can afford to pay for the upgrade. The peanuts you pay me now is unacceptable, and I can barely afford the throwback jerseys and bling I need to maintain my image. Da "damn the kids...it's all about the bling bling" H
Kaertos Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Hey man, you're management now, not talent. And management contracts are way outside my wheelhouse. Besides, how's about you fork over some of that endorsement cash you've been raking in? I did one PepsiMax spot and that will pay for a sememster of Chris' college someday.
Chuck Woolery Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 ... I ride with my cousin, Mitchell Van Siclen, and the development talent "Seattle Sensation" Mikey Jones. We're bros.
Secret Agent Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Well maybe you two can't afford an Escalade, but how about an Avalanche? Same exact thing basically. Possibly an Expedition would work too. This reminds me, Johnny once drove a Ford Broncho II to an SJL show.
Golgo 13 Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 I imagine Manson bumming a ride off anyone who has an extra seat available. Either that or the JL 'vets' in IL, Jake and I traveling in a rental.
King Cucaracha Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Well...me and Todd travel by the ole' Toddmobile. Now, it is only Todd's old '72 Chevy...but, hey, it has a cool name. And some nice paintwork...Royal Blue of course. And air conditioning. No suspension, left brake light doesn't work, and you can only plays tape cassettes...but at least you don't get hot on a Summer day's drive. It's the RIGHT brake light that doesn't work, and suspension is overrated. Just think of it as a Low Rider man. Plus, it could be worse. You could be riding in the trunk. Megan's getting sick of it... Hey, she can ride up with me if she wants! HOT DAMN! And...err...about that left brakelight. When was the last time you checked it?
Toxxic Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 I think Toxxic may make friends quickly due to the fact that he's always going to be sober and can therefore always drive...
Rawknight Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 If you preach Straight Edge at Va'aiga you can make a good lariat victim
Crowe Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 And Crow would NBC your ass to the ground.
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