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Backcourt violation would be farting during anal sex.

oh God I lost it on that one. That is awful. Just awful.

 

 

is goaltending when you come inside her and scoop it back out?

 

 

I think I've gone too far for myself. ick

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Ok so Rant and Slovakia have absolutely made my day by making me laugh out loud all by myself this morning.

 

You guys are fuckin' sick!

 

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When a guy tries to go down on a girl and stops because of a smell would that be a Personal Foul?

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Ok so Rant and Slovakia have absolutely made my day by making me laugh out loud all by myself this morning.

 

You guys are fuckin' sick!

 

...

 

When a guy tries to go down on a girl and stops because of a smell would that be a Personal Foul?

That's Czech Republic to you. And yes that would be a personal foul, though some might argue it would be a fragrant foul.

 

Continuing on...

 

Jokes made involving the rim haven't been done yet but are too obvious.

Alley-oop: doing a guy while he does it to the girl

Box zone defense: being a cockblocker

Fast break: premature ejaculation

Give and go: getting and returning sexual favors

Triple-double: ?

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My psych teacher was talking about vibrators and it made me feel uncomfortable.

In a climbing the rope at gym class kind of way?

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Ok so Rant and Slovakia have absolutely made my day by making me laugh out loud all by myself this morning.

 

You guys are fuckin' sick!

 

...

 

When a guy tries to go down on a girl and stops because of a smell would that be a Personal Foul?

That's Czech Republic to you. And yes that would be a personal foul, though some might argue it would be a fragrant foul.

 

Continuing on...

 

Jokes made involving the rim haven't been done yet but are too obvious.

Alley-oop: doing a guy while he does it to the girl

Box zone defense: being a cockblocker

Fast break: premature ejaculation

Give and go: getting and returning sexual favors

Triple-double: ?

Triple-Double could be three cocks from behind (two vaginal, one anal) and two cocks in the mouth.

 

God, why did I ever read this thread in the first place?

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I'd guess that a buzzer beater would be when she says her vibrator could never match your skills.

Man, that was good. What happened to me?

 

Going back and reading over this, I'm using the hot body/ugly face explanation until someone tells us what it really is. I'm not about to start asking people "s'cuse me, what's tip drill mean in a sexual context?"

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