Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 My favorite classic line from him from back then. *Heenan or Lawler make some kind of insult about whoever Vince: WILL YOU STOP IT?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankie Williams 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 How about at SummerSlam 1994 when the obviously board crowd was dead silent during the Taker/Taker match Vince was like "This crowd is so stunned at what they are seeing, they are silent." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 My favorite classic line from him from back then. *Heenan or Lawler make some kind of insult about whoever Vince: WILL YOU STOP IT?!! I think that's a Gorilla Monsoon thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 I loved it after when, after Diesel beat Shawn Michaels at WM XI, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and a bunch of C-list actors jump in the ring with Diesel and Vince sells it like Diesel is being greeted by the cream of the acting world. Vince: "OH YEEAH! Big Daddy Cool, Diesel is SURROUNDED BY HOLLYWOOD" Brilliant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 How about at SummerSlam 1994 when the obviously board crowd was dead silent during the Taker/Taker match Vince was like "This crowd is so stunned at what they are seeing, they are silent." classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 My favorite classic line from him from back then. *Heenan or Lawler make some kind of insult about whoever Vince: WILL YOU STOP IT?!! I think that's a Gorilla Monsoon thing... I believe Gorilla used to say "Will you be serious!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted February 16, 2004 My favorite classic line from him from back then. *Heenan or Lawler make some kind of insult about whoever Vince: WILL YOU STOP IT?!! I think that's a Gorilla Monsoon thing... I believe Gorilla used to say "Will you be serious!" Monsoon's line was "Would you stop!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Watch the 95 Royal Rumble. Kwang comes to the ring, and Vince says in this serious tone, "Hey, it's Kwang", in kind of a no-shit-Sherlock moment. Other stupid things are said throughout the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 Watch the 95 Royal Rumble. Kwang comes to the ring, and Vince says in this serious tone, "Hey, it's Kwang", in kind of a no-shit-Sherlock moment. Other stupid things are said throughout the show. Vince: It's Jimmy Del Ray. King: I like this guy. Vince: IS JIMMY DEL RAY GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE?!?!? King: I don't like him that much. (2 entries later) Vince: It's Dr Tom Pritchard. King: I like this guy. Vince: IS DR TOM PRITCHARD GOING TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE?!?!? King: I don't like him that much either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caliban 0 Report post Posted February 17, 2004 At the beginning of Summerslam '92... Vince and the Brain are doing their schtick to introduce the show, suddenly the Brain puts on a crown. Vince does a double take and his face is just priceless. You'd have thought Bobby was flashing the camera or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 At the beginning of a 1995 ep of Raw, Razor/Savio were set to challenge Yoko/Owen for the Tag Titles. Off memory, Vince/King intro'd the show and had this exchange: Vince: YES INDEED! Tonight NEW Tag Team Champions will be crowned! King: What? I think you're getting a visit from Arthur. Vince: Arthur? King: Yeah, Arthuritis. You've got to have alzheimers if you think Razor and Savio will win the titles. Vince: I'VE GOT A FEELING, I'VE GOT A FEELING!!! King: That's just gas. Ha ha ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 18, 2004 At the beginning of a 1995 ep of Raw, Razor/Savio were set to challenge Yoko/Owen for the Tag Titles. Off memory, Vince/King intro'd the show and had this exchange: Vince: YES INDEED! Tonight NEW Tag Team Champions will be crowned! King: What? I think you're getting a visit from Arthur. Vince: Arthur? King: Yeah, Arthuritis. You've got to have alzheimers if you think Razor and Savio will win the titles. Vince: I'VE GOT A FEELING, I'VE GOT A FEELING!!! King: That's just gas. Ha ha ha! I miss Lawler being a funny dickhead. So many toupee jokes so little time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 At SummerSlam 1994, Savage comes to ringside and lets Vince know he's got to do "The Thing in the Ring!!!" Vince quips, "YES! MACHO MAN TO DO DA TING UH DUH TING!!!" My favorite one came on Best of WWF Volume 15. Bam Bam just pinned Bundy with a fairly quick count as this exchange occured: Jesse: I dispute that. That was a fast count. Vince: YES YES YES!!! Oliver Humperdink's man is victorious! Go get em Bam Bam!!! Jesse: That was a quick count! Vince: That was not a quick count! (Slo mo airs) Jesse: I told oyu that was a fast count!!! Vince: NO, That's a SLOW count! Jesse: That's slow motion, you idiot! Bruno: (laughs) LMFAO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 Some more fun Vince stuff: From RR96, when the first Swat Team Member comes out...if you don't know, these guys are about 5-6, 400 pounds. He says something to the effect of... "Well, there's a curiously shaped fellow!" Then in Summerslam 90, in the Hogan/Earthquake match (and let me just add that I completely forgot until tonight that Quake came off the top rope in that match), after Quake gives out two Earthquakes to Hogan, and Hogan kicks out as always: Vince: I'm sorry folks, but one of the greatest careers of all time is coming to an end here at Summerslam. Piper: HE KICKED OUT! Vince: He what? Piper: HE KICKED OUT! And an unintentionally funny one during the Taker/Faker match after Faker hit a chokeslam and then stood around. Vince: And nothing is happening! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kardo 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 About TAKA and Sasuke: THESES TWO ARE GREAT SAMURAI WARRIORS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 18, 2004 I just loved how he could shift gears so quickly from normally calling a match to super excited back to normal again. Like in the Owen/Bulldog vs. Gunns match at Mind Games 96. Vince: And folks, later tonight... [bart rolls up Owen.] Vince: OHMYGODONETWOTHREEHEGOTHIM-no, he did not get him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 18, 2004 Watch Beyond the Mat. Vince is interviewing Droz in his office and wants him to toss his cookies. "OH MY GOD! HES GONNA PUKE! HES GONNA PUKE! HES GONNA PUKE!!!!!!" (droz pukes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted February 19, 2004 Another hilarious Vince/Jesse exchange came at the Royal Rumble 1988. The Jumping Bomb Angels just beat the Glamour Girls for the Tag Titles. This is from memory: Vince: YES YES YES! We have NEW Women's Tag Team Champions!!! Jesse: I dispute that. Kai had a shoulder up. Vince: WHAT?!? Jesse: When the Bomb Angel cradled Kai what it did was actually bring Kai's shoulder off the mat. Vince: I don't believe that's what happened at all. (Slo mo reveals that Kai's shoulder was inadvertantly lifted up by the Bomb Angel just a bit) Vince: NO NO NO Jesse, That shoulder is DOWN!!! Jesse: (Losing patience) That shoudler is NOT DOWN!!! Good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted February 20, 2004 I watched IYH Buried Alive last night. JR gets in the ring and cuts a heelish promo on Vince, and then tosses the mic at him and leaves. Vince catches it, grins at the camera, and says, "Nice catch, Vince!" Which brings up...what was the deal with heelish JR in late 96? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
