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TheSmartMarks biggest metal-head contest

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Okay, first off, we're viewing the term "metal" as being subjective, yet again.

 

Secondly, this is just for fun.

 

Okay, now here's how it's done. I'll post a list of bands, and all you have to do, is cut and paste the list in your post and say how many albums of each band that you have. Double albums count twice, boxed sets are based on how many MUSIC discs are contained in it. For example, DVD's that come with boxed sets do not count.

 

I'll be awarding points based on how many CD's you have of each band, and how important that band is to metal (or hard rock) in general. So if you have a shit load of Sabbath, Metallica, and Maiden CD's, you should consider yourself a front-runner.

 

Here's the list; and please, no complaining if your favorite band isn't included, this is just for fun, and I needed 50 bands.

 

AC/DC

Accept

Aerosmith

Alice Cooper

Anthrax

Black Sabbath

Blue Öyster Cult

Deep Purple

Def Leppard

Dio

Dream Theater

Guns N' Roses

Helloween

Iced Earth

Iron Maiden

Jimi Hendrix Experience

Judas Priest

Kiss

Led Zeppelin

Manowar

Megadeth

Mercyful Fate

Metal Church

Metallica

Mötley Crüe

Motörhead

Ozzy Osbourne

Pantera

Queen

Queensryche

Quiet Riot

Rainbow

Ratt

Riot

Rush

Savatage

Saxon

Scorpions

Sepultura

Skid Row

Slayer

Testament

Thin Lizzy

Twisted Sister

UFO

Uriah Heep

Van Halen

Venom

W.A.S.P.

Whitesnake

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Guest macheteofodin

AC/DC - 14

Accept - 0

Aerosmith - 1

Alice Cooper - 0

Anthrax - 1 :(

Black Sabbath - 7

Blue Öyster Cult - 0

Deep Purple - 1

Def Leppard - 0

Dio - 0

Dream Theater - 0

Guns N' Roses - 3

Helloween - 0

Iced Earth - 0

Iron Maiden - 1 :(

Jimi Hendrix Experience - 2

Judas Priest - 0

Kiss - 2

Led Zeppelin - 1 :(

Manowar - 0

Megadeth - 3

Mercyful Fate - 1

Metal Church - 0

Metallica - 7

Mötley Crüe - 0

Motörhead - 1 :(

Ozzy Osbourne - 11

Pantera - 7

Queen - 0

Queensryche - 0

Quiet Riot - 0

Rainbow - 0

Ratt - 0

Riot - 0

Rush - 0 :(

Savatage - 0

Saxon - 0

Scorpions - 0

Sepultura - 6

Skid Row - 0

Slayer - 10

Testament - 0

Thin Lizzy - 0

Twisted Sister - 0

UFO - 0

Uriah Heep - 0

Van Halen - 1

Venom - 0 :(

W.A.S.P. - 0

Whitesnake - 0

 

Well that's a lot of zeros but I'm happy I don't have most of them haha. That list makes me cry. Most of my shit is of the Death Metal and Grindcore variety. Too much hard rock on that list...WAY TOO MUCH.

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Guest macheteofodin

What do you mean by "real death metal/grindcore fan?" I just like the music, man. I'm not one of those elitist metal people that shits on everyone. Sorry if I came off as one with my comment on your list, but that is a hard rock heavy list (which I probably didn't have to point out because you knew that). I realize I don't have to be told I'm a metal head, to actually be one. I just felt like replying because I thought it would be interesting to compare...and actually find out who the fuck Uriah Heep is. haha

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Sorry if you misinterpreted me, man. I'm not a fan of death/grindcore at all, and thinking you were figured you wouldn't give a crap about being named best metalhead on some message board.

 

It's hard to detect these things when you're typing :P

 

BTW, your score was 3317, mine was 1785.

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AC/DC---1

Accept---0

Aerosmith--- 36

Alice Cooper---0

Anthrax---3

Black Sabbath---2

Blue Öyster Cult---1

Deep Purple---1

Def Leppard---1

Dio---0

Dream Theater---0

Guns N' Roses---6

Helloween---0

Iced Earth---0

Iron Maiden---2

Jimi Hendrix Experience---1

Judas Priest----0

Kiss----0

Led Zeppelin---5

Manowar----0

Megadeth----2

Mercyful Fate----0

Metal Church---0

Metallica----5

Mötley Crüe-----1

Motörhead----0

Ozzy Osbourne----2

Pantera----4

Queen----0

Queensryche---0

Quiet Riot---0

Rainbow---0

Ratt---0

Riot---0

Rush---0

Savatage---0

Saxon---0

Scorpions---0

Sepultura----0

Skid Row---2

Slayer---1

Testament---2

Thin Lizzy---0

Twisted Sister---0

UFO---0

Uriah Heep---0

Van Halen---3

Venom---0

W.A.S.P.---0

Whitesnake ---0

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Call me weird, but I fail to see how owning albums for half of the bands on this list (little more, actually, since it's about 75% rock n' roll, and 25% metal) makes one the biggest metalhead.

 

EDIT: Just read double albums count twice.

 

AC/DC - 2

Accept - 0

Aerosmith - 1

Alice Cooper - 1

Anthrax - 0

Black Sabbath - 2

Blue Öyster Cult - 0

Deep Purple - 1

Def Leppard - 0

Dio - 0

Dream Theater - 3

Guns N' Roses - 0

Helloween - 1

Iced Earth - 2

Iron Maiden - 5

Jimi Hendrix Experience - 0

Judas Priest - 0

Kiss - 1

Led Zeppelin - 0. Most overrated band in existence.

Manowar - 0

Megadeth - 4

Mercyful Fate - 0. Mercyful Fate fucking blows ass. FUCK KING DIAMOND. PICK A PITCH.

Metal Church - 0

Metallica - 12 (and 2 tributes)

Mötley Crüe - 0

Motörhead - 4

Ozzy Osbourne - 0

Pantera - 5

Queen - 1

Queensryche - 0

Quiet Riot - 0

Rainbow - 0

Ratt - 0

Riot - 0

Rush - 0

Savatage - 1

Saxon - 0

Scorpions - 0

Sepultura - 0

Skid Row - 0

Slayer - 6 (and 2 tributes)

Testament - 0

Thin Lizzy - 0

Twisted Sister - 0

UFO - 0

Uriah Heep - 0

Van Halen - 1

Venom - 1

W.A.S.P. - 0. Blackie's a fucking tool.

Whitesnake - 0. I have too much self-respect.

 

Now, to prove my point about this list not being representative of metal, let's copy & paste the actual METAL bands on this list, shall we?

 

Accept

Anthrax

Black Sabbath

Dio

Dream Theater

Helloween

Iced Earth

Iron Maiden

Judas Priest

Manowar

Megadeth

Mercyful Fate

Metal Church

Metallica

Motörhead

Ozzy Osbourne

Pantera

Queensryche

Rainbow

Riot

Savatage

Saxon

Scorpions

Sepultura

Slayer

Testament

UFO

Uriah Heep

Venom

 

Okay, so a lot more than I thought. And you said no bitching about why my favorite bands aren't on here, but here are some bands that SHOULD be on here, because of both their popularity (while still being metal) and influence...

 

Acid Bath

Amon Amarth

Black Label Society

Cradle Of Filth

Danzig

Dimmu Borgir

Down

Exodus

Fear Factory

GWAR

The Haunted

Killswitch Engage

Lamb Of God

Marduk

Nevermore

Opeth

Shadows Fall

Type O Negative

White Zombie

 

I dub this list "Sir Inconsequential."

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AC/DC------------------------------------------6

Accept-------------------------------------------1

Aerosmith---------------------------------------3

Alice Cooper------------------------------------4

Anthrax------------------------------------------2

Black Sabbath-----------------------------------5

Blue Öyster Cult--------------------------------0

Deep Purple--------------------------------------2

Def Leppard-------------------------------------3

Dio------------------------------------------------3

Dream Theater-----------------------------------3

Guns N' Roses------------------------------------1

Helloween-----------------------------------------2

Iced Earth-----------------------------------------4

Iron Maiden---------------------------------------12

Jimi Hendrix Experience--------------------------4

Judas Priest----------------------------------------4

Kiss-------------------------------------------------1

Led Zeppelin---------------------------------------3

Manowar--------------------------------------------2

Megadeth------------------------------------------7

Mercyful Fate---------------------------------------1

Metal Church----------------------------------------0

Metallica---------------------------------------------8

Mötley Crüe-----------------------------------------4

Motörhead-------------------------------------------2

Ozzy Osbourne--------------------------------------4

Pantera----------------------------------------------4

Queen------------------------------------------------1

Queensryche-----------------------------------------2

Quiet Riot---------------------------------------------1

Rainbow-----------------------------------------------1

Ratt----------------------------------------------------3

Riot----------------------------------------------------0

Rush---------------------------------------------------5

Savatage----------------------------------------------0

Saxon--------------------------------------------------1

Scorpions----------------------------------------------3

Sepultura----------------------------------------------2

Skid Row-----------------------------------------------2

Slayer--------------------------------------------------5

Testament---------------------------------------------3

Thin Lizzy----------------------------------------------0

Twisted Sister------------------------------------------1

UFO------------------------------------------------------2

Uriah Heep----------------------------------------------0

Van Halen-----------------------------------------------4

Venom---------------------------------------------------1

W.A.S.P.--------------------------------------------------0

Whitesnake ----------------------------------------------2

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I figured the term metalhead would be controversial, but I couldn't think of a better term. The guy who would have the most patches on his jean jacket, the longest hair, can't hear out of one ear, etc. Whatever you would call that guy, that's what the winner would be called.

 

In the "hard-rock head" standings:

 

gangsteruwa: 3317

Fear Havoc: 2270

Corey_Lazarus: 2111

benoitrulz4life: 1785

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Now lets go by Corey's list

 

 

Acid Bath------------------------------------1

Amon Amarth-------------------------------0

Black Label Society-------------------------4

Cradle Of Filth------------------------------2

Danzig---------------------------------------2

Dimmu Borgir-------------------------------1

Down----------------------------------------1

Exodus---------------------------------------3

Fear Factory---------------------------------1

GWAR----------------------------------------0

The Haunted---------------------------------0

Killswitch Engage----------------------------2

Lamb Of God---------------------------------1

Marduk---------------------------------------1

Nevermore----------------------------------3

Opeth-----------------------------------------3

Shadows Fall---------------------------------3

Type O Negative-----------------------------1

 

 

edit: Benoit, don't add these :-D

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Angelslayer-0 B-)

I'm so metal I don't even need any metal CDs

 

I am one with the metal force

Poseur

 

:P

*shoots redbaron with Metal Force lightning*

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From Corey's list:

Acid Bath - 0

Amon Amarth - 0

Black Label Society - 1

Cradle Of Filth - 2

Danzig - 1

Dimmu Borgir - 0

Down - 2

Exodus - 0

Fear Factory - 3

GWAR - 0

The Haunted - 0

Killswitch Engage - 1

Lamb Of God - 0

Marduk - 0

Nevermore - 0

Opeth - 0

Shadows Fall - 0

Type O Negative - 3

White Zombie - 2

 

If you are going to do that, you might as well include Death, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse and Obituary as well, IMHO. All are highly influencial and relatively popular. I mean Cannibal Corpse were in Ace Ventura. hahaha

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Using my list:

 

Acid Bath - 0

Amon Amarth - 0

Black Label Society - 6

Cradle Of Filth - 2

Danzig - 2

Dimmu Borgir - 0

Down - 0

Exodus - 1 (ORIGINAL print of Bonded By Blood, not the baby on the cover)

Fear Factory - 3

GWAR - 3

The Haunted - 0

Killswitch Engage - 1

Lamb Of God - 0

Marduk - 2 (since double albums count twice, and Infernal Eternal is a live double album; I traded it to my buddy Jay for a Morbid Angel album, but I still count it because I wish I never made the trade)

Nevermore - 3

Opeth - 1

Shadows Fall - 3

Type O Negative - 2

White Zombie - 2

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I figured the term metalhead would be controversial, but I couldn't think of a better term. The guy who would have the most patches on his jean jacket, the longest hair, can't hear out of one ear, etc. Whatever you would call that guy, that's what the winner would be called.

Based off some of the crap on your list, I'd call him annoying fucker who blasts whitesnake from his primered camaro.

 

 

That or Metal Ed.

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AC/DC-5

Accept-0

Aerosmith-4

Alice Cooper-2

Anthrax-1

Black Sabbath-2

Blue Öyster Cult-0

Deep Purple-0

Def Leppard-3

Dio-1

Dream Theater-0

Guns N' Roses-5

Helloween-0

Iced Earth-0

Iron Maiden-2

Jimi Hendrix Experience-0

Judas Priest-0

Kiss-6

Led Zeppelin-2

Manowar-0

Megadeth-1

Mercyful Fate-0

Metal Church-0

Metallica-5

Mötley Crüe-5

Motörhead-1

Ozzy Osbourne-0

Pantera-0

Queen-0

Queensryche-0

Quiet Riot-1

Rainbow-0

Ratt-0

Riot-0

Rush-0

Savatage-0

Saxon-0

Scorpions-0

Sepultura-2

Skid Row-2

Slayer-2

Testament-0

Thin Lizzy-0

Twisted Sister-1

UFO-1

Uriah Heep-0

Van Halen-2

Venom-0

W.A.S.P.-0

Whitesnake-0

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I figured the term metalhead would be controversial, but I couldn't think of a better term.  The guy who would have the most patches on his jean jacket, the longest hair, can't hear out of one ear, etc.  Whatever you would call that guy, that's what the winner would be called.

Based off some of the crap on your list, I'd call him annoying fucker who blasts whitesnake from his primered camaro.

 

 

That or Metal Ed.

What would you call a person who plays nothing but Motely Crue, KISS, RATT, and various 80s metal from a 98 Mustang?

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AC/DC- 2

Accept- 0

Aerosmith- 3

Alice Cooper- 1

Anthrax- 1

Black Sabbath- 3

Blue Öyster Cult- 1

Deep Purple- 0

Def Leppard- 0

Dio- 0

Dream Theater- 0

Guns N' Roses- 2

Helloween- 0

Iced Earth- 0

Iron Maiden- 1

Jimi Hendrix Experience- 2

Judas Priest- 0

Kiss- 3

Led Zeppelin- 5

Manowar- 0

Megadeth- 2

Mercyful Fate- 1

Metal Church- 0

Metallica- 11

Mötley Crüe- 1

Motörhead- 1

Ozzy Osbourne- 4

Pantera- 2

Queen- 2

Queensryche- 0

Quiet Riot- 0

Rainbow- 0

Ratt- 0

Riot- 0

Rush- 0

Savatage- 1

Saxon- 0

Scorpions- 1

Sepultura- 0

Skid Row- 1

Slayer- 1

Testament- 0

Thin Lizzy- 0

Twisted Sister- 1

UFO- 0

Uriah Heep- 0

Van Halen- 2

Venom- 0

W.A.S.P.- 0

Whitesnake- 0

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I figured the term metalhead would be controversial, but I couldn't think of a better term.  The guy who would have the most patches on his jean jacket, the longest hair, can't hear out of one ear, etc.  Whatever you would call that guy, that's what the winner would be called.

Based off some of the crap on your list, I'd call him annoying fucker who blasts whitesnake from his primered camaro.

 

 

That or Metal Ed.

What would you call a person who plays nothing but Motely Crue, KISS, RATT, and various 80s metal from a 98 Mustang?

Metal Ed with a haircut and a real job

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The "New" Metal Ed Contest Standings:

 

1. redbaron51-4355

2. gangsteruwa-3317

3. Fear Havoc-2270

4. Corey_Lazarus-2111

5. Matt Young-1947

6. jimmy no nose-1903

7. benoitrulz4life-1785

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Eh, shits and giggles.

 

AC/DC - 0

Accept - 0

Aerosmith - 0

Alice Cooper - 0

Anthrax - 8

Black Sabbath - 8

Blue Öyster Cult - 0

Deep Purple - 0

Def Leppard - 0

Dio - 0

Dream Theater - 4

Guns N' Roses - 0

Helloween - 0

Iced Earth - 7

Iron Maiden - 19

Jimi Hendrix Experience - 0

Judas Priest - 7

Kiss - 1

Led Zeppelin - 0

Manowar - 3

Megadeth - 3

Mercyful Fate - 3 (oops)

Metal Church - 0

Metallica - 10

Mötley Crüe - 0

Motörhead - 1

Ozzy Osbourne - 2

Pantera - 6

Queen - 0

Queensryche - 0

Quiet Riot - 0

Rainbow - 0

Ratt - 0

Riot - 0

Rush - 0

Savatage - 0

Saxon - 0

Scorpions - 0

Sepultura - 0

Skid Row - 0

Slayer - 3

Testament - 1

Thin Lizzy - 0

Twisted Sister - 0

UFO - 0

Uriah Heep - 0

Van Halen - 0

Venom - 0

W.A.S.P. - 0

Whitesnake - 0

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Because I want to be in last place for something, here goes:

 

AC/DC: 2

Aerosmith: 1

Alice Cooper: 1

Black Sabbath: 1

Deep Purple: 2

Guns N' Roses: 1

Jimi Hendrix Experience: 3

Kiss: 1 (but I don't like it)

Led Zeppelin: 4

Queen: 6

Scorpions: 1

Twisted Sister: 1

 

 

Do I win?

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