Favorite "Classic Threads" Poll...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Above is listed of several of the ones I think are really funny or just seem like others enjoyed. In (----) are obviously the names of the posters who started the threads.

[Guest]

OJ Hart's thread owns.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Oops, forgot to say my favorite. Toss up between the zacalez919130 one and the O.J. Hart one, but I picked zacalex::random numbers:: just because it's funny to read someone type out 2nd grade jokes while about 10-15 other people just flame him.

[Guest]

We need to make this thread good enough to be classic now. It has to live up to the hype.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I guess I'll invite everyone to flame me and only comeback with "The sky is blue like your shirt so birds always fly into it" to completely make me look stupid.

[Guest]

Or you could ask.....Are you a virgin if you only have jacked off?

That would draw.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The CD thread..

 

1) My post:

 

This reminds me of the tech support call...

 

Guy:"Whenever I go to burn my mp3 CDs, the CD always melts.."

TS:"What kind of CD Burner do you have?"

Guy:"A Bic"

TS:"A Bic? Im don't think Im familiar with that brand.."

Guy:"You know, a bic lighter, like the kind some people use to light cigarettes with.."

 

Ravenbomb

here's how you copy a CD without using a burner

 

put the blank CD (has to be blank) and the CD you want to copy (can't be blank) so the bottoms are touching (artwork out). Put 4 magnets on each CD face. tap each magnet 5 or 6 times with a Pilot Precise V5 extra fine point rolling ball pen. Then put in the microwave for exactly 2 seconds (or you could cook a TV dinner, the Healthy Choice ones work best, and put the CDs and magnets and stuff in it for about 30 seconds). That should do it.

 

Agent of Oblivion:

This just in from Microsoft: To burn an Emo CD without a CD burner, you have to have the blank cd hidden in your back pocket when a girl breaks up with you, then you have to go home, sit in a dark room, and cry on it. Then turn the lights on. It will develop like a polaroid in 1 to 3 minutes.

 

And Michael Joel Benoit aka Scott Keith's Biggest Fan is a top 5 Stupid Poster on TSM.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I was told there would be pepper

 

I see no pepper

 

I found a picture that sums up how I feel about that situation

 

 

by the way, my post will be going to the gnomes one.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

The CD thread..

 

1) My post:

 

This reminds me of the tech support call...

 

Guy:"Whenever I go to burn my mp3 CDs, the CD always melts.."

TS:"What kind of CD Burner do you have?"

Guy:"A Bic"

TS:"A Bic? Im don't think Im familiar with that brand.."

Guy:"You know, a bic lighter, like the kind some people use to light cigarettes with.."

 

Ravenbomb

here's how you copy a CD without using a burner

 

put the blank CD (has to be blank) and the CD you want to copy (can't be blank) so the bottoms are touching (artwork out). Put 4 magnets on each CD face. tap each magnet 5 or 6 times with a Pilot Precise V5 extra fine point rolling ball pen. Then put in the microwave for exactly 2 seconds (or you could cook a TV dinner, the Healthy Choice ones work best, and put the CDs and magnets and stuff in it for about 30 seconds). That should do it.

 

Agent of Oblivion:

This just in from Microsoft: To burn an Emo CD without a CD burner, you have to have the blank cd hidden in your back pocket when a girl breaks up with you, then you have to go home, sit in a dark room, and cry on it. Then turn the lights on. It will develop like a polaroid in 1 to 3 minutes.

 

And Michael Joel Benoit is a top 5 Stupid Poster on TSM.

Thats hilarious...wait....top 5 dumbest...who are the other 4

[MrRant 0]

CD burner owns all of it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The CD thread..

 

1) My post:

 

This reminds me of the tech support call...

 

Guy:"Whenever I go to burn my mp3 CDs, the CD always melts.."

TS:"What kind of CD Burner do you have?"

Guy:"A Bic"

TS:"A Bic? Im don't think Im familiar with that brand.."

Guy:"You know, a bic lighter, like the kind some people use to light cigarettes with.."

 

Ravenbomb

here's how you copy a CD without using a burner

 

put the blank CD (has to be blank) and the CD you want to copy (can't be blank) so the bottoms are touching (artwork out). Put 4 magnets on each CD face. tap each magnet 5 or 6 times with a Pilot Precise V5 extra fine point rolling ball pen. Then put in the microwave for exactly 2 seconds (or you could cook a TV dinner, the Healthy Choice ones work best, and put the CDs and magnets and stuff in it for about 30 seconds). That should do it.

 

Agent of Oblivion:

This just in from Microsoft: To burn an Emo CD without a CD burner, you have to have the blank cd hidden in your back pocket when a girl breaks up with you, then you have to go home, sit in a dark room, and cry on it. Then turn the lights on. It will develop like a polaroid in 1 to 3 minutes.

 

And Michael Joel Benoit is a top 5 Stupid Poster on TSM.

Thats hilarious...wait....top 5 dumbest...who are the other 4

I really dont have a full top five list, but he has to be on the list somewhere.

[Guest Bottled Black]

I voted for The Real TSM.. That thread went off in so many random directions it was priceless.. Plus it was the first classic thread I was a part of.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I hope no one gets pissed I left out any Buffy threads because I thought the series sucked.

[Guest Anglesault]

Nothing will ever beat Zacky.

[Art Sandusky 0]

State > Everything but Metal Ed.

 

How can you not recognize Metal Ed?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

State > Everything but Metal Ed.

 

How can you not recognize Metal Ed?

Who? LOL I didn't read all the classic threads, so I chose ones I thought were funny and ones I thought others liked.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Playa, go read the collected works of Metal Ed.

[Nighthawk 0]

The real best classic thread is, of course, Cock Shots. Besides that, I don't dig on the self referential and running gag threads the folder seems to be populated with, so I pick CD burner, that was just a good, solid laugh.

Personally, I really like bad wrestling quotes one also, if I get high and read that thread, that's like the most fun I can have on the internet, besides jerking off.

[spiny norman 0]

I picked OJ Hart, though everyone's constant referencing of it nowadays every time someone mentions their sexual relationship is pretty annoying. But that original thread is undoubtedly great.

 

I'd actually probably pick Metal Ed, but alas, it was not to be.

[Hogan Made Wrestling 0]

I voted for "Next Saturday...I'm Gonna Do It!" without even having to think twice. My runner up would probably be the Vince McMahon's Ladder Legdrop thread.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Steve Urkel: RAW GM.

 

That got my vote.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Steve Urkel: RAW GM.

 

That got my vote.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Steve Urkel: RAW GM.

 

That got my vote.

[Guest Bottled Black]

^^

Hey he's stuffing the ballot box.

[DCMaximo 0]

I liked the Molly/Ivory thread which got deleted. Admittedly, that's because it's the only one I was part of, but still, Angle humping the Big Show made that thread.

 

But I voted for Bane and Seven

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

CD Burner.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The Real TSM holds a special place in my heart, but the OJ thread was priceless.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I'm a mark for the Ladder-Legdrop thread. That was great stuff.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's all about the gnomes.

 

though the burner thread did rule

[Guest Astro]

I liked the Molly/Ivory thread which got deleted. Admittedly, that's because it's the only one I was part of, but still, Angle humping the Big Show made that thread.

 

But I voted for Bane and Seven

What was the deal with that thread, I heard it had only like 14 posts, got moved to classics, then deleted. What on earth was it about?