Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 So I went to visit my mom, and I remembered how much I hated her.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 26, 2004 Author Report Posted February 26, 2004 Post here if your parents suck shit.
Hoff Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 Yeah, my moms rides the high hard one, all right. Moving out in August, tenatively. Jesus give me strength 'till then. My dad's coo, though.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 26, 2004 Author Report Posted February 26, 2004 Mine's always talking to herself. Bitch has gone senile in her late 40s.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My mother spends her days sitting around, smoking ciggs, reading romance novels, napping, talking on the phone and complaining. She's also money hungry but doesn't work. Needless to say I don't spnd much time with her.
treble Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My mom ain't so bad, just a bit of a nag, but I avoid that here at school.
The Czech Republic Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My parents are decent if not inclined to believe everything my schoolsays as gospel when I know that everything they say is bullshit, what with the fact that I spend some 36 hours a week there. That and they favor my younger sister because she doesn't blow off homework like I do. Aside from that, they're good people.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 26, 2004 Author Report Posted February 26, 2004 This just in: I'm my gf's secret boyfriend.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 my parents suck. at Christmas my mom got drunk and passed out on the table
MarvinisaLunatic Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My mother just had similar neck surgery to what wrestlers have been having. The only thing I hate is when she calls and wants me to go get her something because she still cant drive. About once every other day, and it never fails that I end up getting the wrong thing.
Si82 Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My Dad is a piece of shit. A failed criminal (drug smuggling to be exact) many times over who cost my family our house and has never contributed to the upbringing of me of or my brother. I hope the fucker dies a painful death and burns in hell.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 I haven't spoken to my dad beyond idle banter in several years. Mom's cool as hell, though.
Dr. Tom Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 Both my parents are cool, so I've no complaints.
1234-5678 Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 my parents suck. at Christmas my mom got drunk and passed out on the table I would've hit that shit.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My parents are professional, upstanding individuals. I am a complete embarassment to them.
Guest The Satanic Angel Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My parents are professional, upstanding individuals. As are mine. I feel like a complete failure to them.
razazteca Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 At least your mom does not yell at you in another language other than English.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 My parents are professional, upstanding individuals. As are mine. I feel like a complete failure to them. I don't feel like a failure, I am told that I am. Actually, they support me throughout working internet message boards and making little girls cry.
NoCalMike Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 besides the blatant favortism my sister recieved when we were growing up, I'd say my parents are pretty damn cool.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 26, 2004 Report Posted February 26, 2004 besides the blatant favortism my sister recieved when we were growing up, I'd say my parents are pretty damn cool. Dante!!!!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Posted February 27, 2004 My father once stuck a guinea pig in the microwave. He left it in there for like 20 seconds, with seemingly little effect to the rodent. My father then told me and my sister not to tell our mom about it when she came to pick us up the next day.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 did it suffer any later effects due to the radiation? I would think the thing would have blown up.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Posted February 27, 2004 I honestly don't remember.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 I remember when me and my friend were drunk at his house we placed an egg inside a ziplock bag and sealed it, then placed that in another ziplock bag and sealed it. From there we placed it in the microwave and turned it on...the door ended up blowing off the microwave and the egg burst through what was left of the melted bag. The next day when his mom asked about it we told her she did it since she was drunk that night too. Sad thing is...she believed us.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!? I think it was a joke...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 you never know with americans...
Guest BDC Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 I remember when me and my friend were drunk at his house we placed an egg inside a ziplock bag and sealed it, then placed that in another ziplock bag and sealed it. From there we placed it in the microwave and turned it on...the door ended up blowing off the microwave and the egg burst through what was left of the melted bag. Oh, btw, my folks are alright. Could be a lot worse and they treat me well. I'm good.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 27, 2004 Author Report Posted February 27, 2004 why the hell would your dad put anm animal in the microwave?!? I think it was a joke... No, I wasn't. Since it was my dad, he was either drunk or high (or both). This happened over 15 years ago, so I'm a little foggy on the details.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 I've got a fatherly animal story as well. There was this sickly possum wandering around the back yard once, and our dog had cornered it, and was going NUTS. My dad went out to see what it was, saw the possum, and took it upon himself to attempt to beat it to death with a shovel. It played dead instantly, so he wasn't sure if he'd killed it or not. He shot it to make sure.
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