Another Year Closer to Death

[Guest Anglesault]

It's my big day. Shower me with praise.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

It's my big day. Shower me with praise.

We already have a thread for you, sucka.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'd say I deserve more than one thread.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'd say I deserve more than one thread.

Celebrate by complaining about Kurt Angle - just for kicks.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Sean O'Haire should get a mega-push for having the Jim Niedhart goatee.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'd say I deserve more than one thread.

one million reasons anglesault sucks anyone?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Only a Million? LOL J/K. I'll pay for the entertainment....who's mother is the cheapest slut?

 

And my Mom's dead, so any insults here is tasteless.

[Highland 0]

Hey, you're the one that opened the can of worms...

[Guest FrigidSoul]

And my Mom's dead, so any insults here is tasteless.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I'd kill myself if I were 27 and had all sorts of gay wrestling crap in my signature.

[Slayer 0]

"This birthday sucks"

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Happy birthday to my #1 fan! You're the best, kiddo!

[Zack Malibu 0]

 

Enjoy your birthday. Hey, I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

So, Anglesault, what do you actually do? Like, for a job?

[Styles 0]

Hey, Anglesault, I heard it was your birthday, so here's a little something for my biggest fan...

 

Happy birthday from you favorite future WWE champion, Randy Orton.

[Guest PowerPB13]

I'll send Edge to sing Happy Birthday to you.

 

(Edge shows up at Anglesault's door wearing the Kurt Angle "You Suck" T-shirt, then spears him when he opens the door.)

 

-Patrick

[Hoff 0]

And my Mom's dead, so any insults here is tasteless.

As opposed to the usual tasteful and high-class "your mom" jokes.

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

If I were AS, I'd stop having birthday threads.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

if i wear AS i'd stop.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'll send Edge to sing Happy Birthday to you.

 

(Edge shows up at Anglesault's door wearing the Kurt Angle "You Suck" T-shirt, then spears him when he opens the door.)

 

-Patrick

Edge: "Take that, DORK!"

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

if i wear AS i'd stop.

Are you OK, CWM?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

eh? what do you mean?

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

eh? what do you mean?

What I mean is...

 

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

[justsoyouknow 0]

Which PBP are you?

[Guest Cover of Darkness]

Which PBP are you?

Mike Tenay.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Mike Tenay...who did commentary with.....THE BRAIN?

 

I kid.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

eh? what do you mean?

What I mean is...

 

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

jesus is gay

[Sandman9000 0]

eh? what do you mean?

What I mean is...

 

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

jesus is gay

Jesus did it for the chicks.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

And my Mom's dead, so any insults here is tasteless.

WOW, that's fucked up on about 100 different levels.....yet, funny?

[SamoaRowe 0]

I'll send Edge to sing Happy Birthday to you.

 

(Edge shows up at Anglesault's door wearing the Kurt Angle "You Suck" T-shirt, then spears him when he opens the door.)

 

-Patrick

Edge: "Take that, DORK!"

Edge could also play music on a kazoo.