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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

I don't know what happened. I don't care. But no one shall take it out on Zack. If he gets any heat over it, it'll be over my dead cyber-body. Seriously.

 

I support you, Preppie!

 

Sincerely,

 

Slater

Posted

I don't know much about the story, but I clicked on a FrigidSoul Thread in Site Feedback not knowing what was going on. He came off as such a dipshit that I automatically side with whoever's on the opposite side. How about "OH NO MY CHARACTER HAS BEEN SLANDERED ON A MESSAGE BOARD~!" or "I NEED TO CALL DAMES AND TOM TO FIX EVERYTHING UP!"

 

The only scene I remember from SBTB was when Zack was fighting Slater over a girl. It struck me as weird that the preppie was taking out the all-star wrestler. I WANT REALISM DAMNIT!

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Slater's real life girlfriend owns anything Mark-Paul Whatshisnuts could ever get on TV or real-life.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
He goes out with Ali Landry, doesn't he?

Yup.. And she could get a ride on the Banky-Express anytime she wants.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted
That avatar/posting title rules.

 

Good job.

I know, considering its hosted ON MY SPACE~!

 

But I'm not one to complain. Banky's good people.

I changed it to another one. Yeeaaa, Feinstein, that cock-hungry pig.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Hi, Is CWM home? What...He's a 14 year old boy? Shit!

 

Eh?

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

yeah it is. i don't have a problem with it.

 

 

He's overestimating me by two years though...

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

OFFICAL Statement from CWM's lawyer:

 

Mr. Murdered is not now or ever in anyway connected with MR. Feinstein. Mr. murdered only knows RF througha mutual friend who will only be refered to as MJ.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

...

 

Last time an OLD man asked me over things didn't go so well

 

*posts pics of John Wayne Gacy*

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted

Who has a problem with Zack???

 

*starts dragon screw leg shipping everyone with hands raised*

Posted

*chairshots the people who were dragon leg screwed*

 

 

 

*makes a ME sign with his fingers*

 

 

*no one knows what the fuck that means*

 

*rise to the rafters*

 

*realizes there are no rafters*

 

*hits head on ceiling*

 

*walks out holding chair and cursing*

 

*everyone looks at him blankly*

 

*everyone gets back to CWM and inappropriate child molestation jokes*

Guest DustyFinish
Posted

Leave Malibu alone and get your fat asses to the gym you fucking e-fed unkies!!!!

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted
...

 

Last time an OLD man asked me over things didn't go so well

 

*posts pics of John Wayne Gacy*

 

*Laughs nervously and quickly removes clown makeup*

*wonders constantly why TK wants me to see his new remodeled basement*

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