Defending Zack Malibu

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I don't know what happened. I don't care. But no one shall take it out on Zack. If he gets any heat over it, it'll be over my dead cyber-body. Seriously.

 

I support you, Preppie!

 

Sincerely,

 

Slater

[The Metal Maniac 0]

That avatar/posting title rules.

 

Good job.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I don't know much about the story, but I clicked on a FrigidSoul Thread in Site Feedback not knowing what was going on. He came off as such a dipshit that I automatically side with whoever's on the opposite side. How about "OH NO MY CHARACTER HAS BEEN SLANDERED ON A MESSAGE BOARD~!" or "I NEED TO CALL DAMES AND TOM TO FIX EVERYTHING UP!"

 

The only scene I remember from SBTB was when Zack was fighting Slater over a girl. It struck me as weird that the preppie was taking out the all-star wrestler. I WANT REALISM DAMNIT!

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Slater's real life girlfriend owns anything Mark-Paul Whatshisnuts could ever get on TV or real-life.

[Zack Malibu 0]

He goes out with Ali Landry, doesn't he?

 

Oh and for the support, Banks. You my homey.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

He goes out with Ali Landry, doesn't he?

Yup.. And she could get a ride on the Banky-Express anytime she wants.

[Nevermortal 0]

That avatar/posting title rules.

 

Good job.

I know, considering its hosted ON MY SPACE~!

 

But I'm not one to complain. Banky's good people.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

That avatar/posting title rules.

 

Good job.

I know, considering its hosted ON MY SPACE~!

 

But I'm not one to complain. Banky's good people.

I changed it to another one. Yeeaaa, Feinstein, that cock-hungry pig.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hi, Is CWM home? What...He's a 14 year old boy? Shit!

 

Eh?

[Slayer 0]

Hi, Is CWM home? What...He's a 14 year old boy? Shit!

 

Eh?

That is pretty funny

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

yeah it is. i don't have a problem with it.

 

 

He's overestimating me by two years though...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

OFFICAL Statement from CWM's lawyer:

 

Mr. Murdered is not now or ever in anyway connected with MR. Feinstein. Mr. murdered only knows RF througha mutual friend who will only be refered to as MJ.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Hey CWM, did you want to come over to my house and watch some wrestling videos?

 

We could just chill you know, since you're underage.

 

But I would kiss you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...

 

Last time an OLD man asked me over things didn't go so well

 

*posts pics of John Wayne Gacy*

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Who has a problem with Zack???

 

*starts dragon screw leg shipping everyone with hands raised*

[Ripper 0]

*chairshots the people who were dragon leg screwed*

 

 

 

*makes a ME sign with his fingers*

 

 

*no one knows what the fuck that means*

 

*rise to the rafters*

 

*realizes there are no rafters*

 

*hits head on ceiling*

 

*walks out holding chair and cursing*

 

*everyone looks at him blankly*

 

*everyone gets back to CWM and inappropriate child molestation jokes*

[Guest DustyFinish]

Leave Malibu alone and get your fat asses to the gym you fucking e-fed unkies!!!!

[The Thread Killer 0]

...

 

Last time an OLD man asked me over things didn't go so well

 

*posts pics of John Wayne Gacy*

 

*Laughs nervously and quickly removes clown makeup*

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

...

 

Last time an OLD man asked me over things didn't go so well

 

*posts pics of John Wayne Gacy*

 

*Laughs nervously and quickly removes clown makeup*

*wonders constantly why TK wants me to see his new remodeled basement*

[The Thread Killer 0]

But my crawlspace smells like limestone!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Don't lie. Old people can't smell.

[Hoff 0]

Of course not; one of his victi-- uh, friends, told him what it smelled like.