JoeDirt Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Go to WWE.com and check out the caption of the week. Mine that I sent to the WWE: (It's a picture of Sable dancing on the announce table in front of Tazz) "You know, Cole, her zipper is lower than the odds of getting put over by HHH!" Got anything better?
Lord of The Curry Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 *Boo's and hisses* LOAD THE PHOTO! LOAD THE PHOTO! Come on, we're lazy smarks. Just do it.
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Tazz: "Hey, what smells like plastic around here?"
Guest thebigjig Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Cole... I think its time to put a stop to your grandma tagging along with us to every show... its getting ridiculous
TheFranchise Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Yes folks, we are World Wrestling Entertainment. Really.
Enigma Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Remember Tazz & Sable's mini-feud? I'd pay to see Tazz put the Tazzmission on her.
TheFranchise Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Tazz: "Vince has taken the night off, so i'm covering for him"
Enigma Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Cole, if she pisses on me, you're buying after the show.
JoeDirt Posted March 5, 2004 Author Report Posted March 5, 2004 Cole: "What's she doing, Tazz?" Tazz: "She's pointing to where it hurts when she pees."
Aero Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 So what do you suppose the winner that WWE.com chooses will be? I figure it'll be something "funny" like this... "Damn, Cole... I love my job."
JoeDirt Posted March 5, 2004 Author Report Posted March 5, 2004 So what do you suppose the winner that WWE.com chooses will be? I figure it'll be something "funny" like this... "Damn, Cole... I love my job." Yeah, I was going to send in something dumb like that because I guarantee it would win. "Screw Sportscenter, this is my dream job, Cole!" Did you see the caption from last week? Stupid. Too bad they won't let any HHH-Vince-Sable smarky comments get by.
The Amazing Rando Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 "Wow Cole, Shannon Moore has really let himself go...poor guy"
Austin3164life Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Tazz- "Cole, tell her she can't ride with me after..."
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 "Wow Cole, and I thought that the ECW ring rats were bad......."
Ced Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 Sable: "Hey, Tazz, baby. Wanna..." Tazz: "Shut up bitch! If I wanted porn, I'd go watch porn. And there's a really good one playing on my little monitor right now. So move your stinky old snatch outta my face and let me watch in peace." Cole: "Wait, what do you have on your monitor?...OH GOD MY VIRGIN EYES! DAMMIT!"
NYU Posted March 5, 2004 Report Posted March 5, 2004 "Well, Sable, I'm not interested, but do you have a young son? My buddy, Rob F, is feeling a little depressed"
Guest BOOT Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 Ah, yeah. Hey Cole, be my fluffer would ya?
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