justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Everyone knows that Banky is the hottest shit running around this board nowadays. Whether it's casually shattering the dreams of a homosexual admirer, lording the awesomeness that is Spongebob Squarepants, or just being the Banky that we all know and love, Banky is justice. Banky is rule. And his cock? You all know you want it. This is a personal invitation to DFA, vivisectviwhatever your name is, and, most importantly, Kotzenjunge. Let's discuss Banky's penis, clearly the hottest topic on The Smartmarks Forums lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Uhhhh......no........ This thread is almost as disturbing as the one reshad made in S&D folder. I'm very VERY afraid to see if this topic actually lifts off and goes somewhere. ....Sincerely..... Downho.....er........ DFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Uhhhh......no........ This thread is almost as disturbing as the one reshad made in S&D folder. I'm very VERY afraid to see if this topic actually lifts off and goes somewhere. ....Sincerely..... Downho.....er........ DFA WHOOSH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted March 12, 2004 He's talking about Banky's cock in a figurative sense. You were the first and last person to think otherwise and actually visualize any act being performed. Well he talks about putting his cock in peoples mouths a little too often for me to think otherwise. It's not my fault my mind went direct to that mindset instead of reading between the lines. I was just very disturbed that there would be a thread dedicated to him and his significant other. DFA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I figured DFA would be all about teh c0ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 12, 2004 He's talking about Banky's cock in a figurative sense. You were the first and last person to think otherwise and actually visualize any act being performed. Well he talks about putting his cock in peoples mouths a little too often for me to think otherwise. It's not my fault my mind went direct to that mindset instead of reading between the lines. I was just very disturbed that there would be a thread dedicated to him and his significant other. DFA You know you want it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 12, 2004 DFA totally held down this thread's push. It had promise dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted March 12, 2004 banks is just overcompensating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DustyFinish Report post Posted March 12, 2004 OMG! Cock shots II!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 Banky's cock is the size of the Eiffel Tower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. Swollen with liquid Ready to burst A load of my lymph Will quench this dead body's thirst One month in the grave twisted and half decayed She turned a putrid yellow I pissed in her maggot filled asshole Fucking the rotting My semen is bleeding The smell of decay Seeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable As I unburied her I cum blood from my erection I feel it run down her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacant body dug up to play with Skin greasy and naked tounguing her rotted anus I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill her body exceptional she thought I was normal but I wanted more I came blood inside of her chocking on the clot gagging on the snot gushing blood, from her mouth bloody gel leaking out Body buried in a shallow grave Unmarked for none to find The sickness I have left behind Undetected go my crimes The greatest thrill of my life To slit my own cock with a knife Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin Back from the dead I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 12, 2004 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. I can confirm this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DustyFinish Report post Posted March 22, 2004 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. I can confirm this. This...makes me hard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2004 Lament for my cock Sore and crucified I seek to know you. Acquiring soulful wisdom, You can open walls of mystery, Stripshow. How to acquire death in the morning show. TV death which the child absorbs Deathwell mystery which makes me write Slow train, the death of my cock gives life. Forgive the poor old people who gave us entry taught us god in the child's prayer in the night. Guitar player, Ancient wise satyr, Sing you ode to my cock. Caress its lament, Stiffen and guide us, we frozen. Lost cells, The knowledge of cancer, To speak to the heart And give the great gift: Words Power Trance This stable friend and the beasts of his zoo, Wild haired chicks, Women flowery in their summit, Monsters of skin. Each color connects to create the boat which rocks the race. Could any hell be more horrible than now and real? I pressed her thigh and death smiled. Death, old friend, Death and my cock are the world. I can forgive my injuries in the name of Wisdom Luxury Romance Sentence upon sentence Words are healing lament For the death of my cock's spirit Has no meaning in the soft fire. Words got me the wound and will get me well, If you believe it. All join now and lament for the death of my cock A tongue of knowledge in the feathered night. Boys get crazy in the head and suffer, I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 23, 2004 PS. That song is not about my cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted March 23, 2004 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. well.....now you went and pissed off Jesus..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 PS. That song is not about my cock. But if anyone can tell me who wrote it, I owe them a quarter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 23, 2004 I knew you guys wanted to discuss Banky's cock. Unfounded rumor: I also hear that when Banky gets an erection, he doesn't have enough skin to cover his toes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2007 I heard that when Banky ejaculates, Christ's blood comes pulsing out of his urethra. I think this is my favorite post of all time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2007 These bumps are getting more and more random. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2007 Probably cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2007 Good thread, Inc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2007 I approve of this thread. I don't know how I missed it the first time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2007 i forgot about this thread but remember that post. which does rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2007 I was shocked that this was from three years ago. Then I felt ashamed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 Ashamed of what? This thread contains the best post you ever made and one of the very few by anyone to make me legit LOL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted May 13, 2007 Ashamed that I've been here for at least three years. Which would mean that I made that post in my senior year of high school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
