EdwardKnoxII Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: Oh Master H I offer you my first born son for another title run.
Dandy Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: ......see, this time, YOU'LL have the dog, and....
The Amazing Rando Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 HHH's Fantasy comes true as Chris Jericho becomes a simple pizza delivery boy. In the background, Orton wonders where the hell is Pizza Hut Four For All is. EVOLUTION ORDERS EXTRA CHEESE~!
Dace59 Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: Hey Hunter, did you know you haven't jobbed me to a finger poke yet?
The Ghost of bps21 Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 "so..um...Trips...I was just looking at the booking sheet for WrestleMania...It said Jericho over Christian...but that's been crossed out...and now it says Triple H over Jericho..."
Guest Krazy Karter Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Chris: You're all booked to win, that can't be right Flair: Nice shirt Chris: Thanks HHH: Nice pants Chris: Much obliged, Hunter Orton: Nice dick Chris: ..... Flair: You have three seconds to get your hands off my shoulder Orton: Or what? HHH: I kill you Orton: Fair enough
Guest Aecas Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: Hey champ can you sign this? HHH: What is it? Jericho: IOU one Quad Muscle
CanadianChick Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho:"...and then it says something about Orton beating you at WM XXI" HHH: "..." Flair: "..." Orton (thinking): "Uh, that can't be right..."
Zack Malibu Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: "I need you guys to sign this waiver stating that any lack of crowd heat in our match tonight wouldn't be my fault."
The Kid Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 "Um...the bookers that that a "singing match" would get me some heat, so...er...here are your lyrics."
Guest Choken One Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: Hey, I was looking over tonight's script and uh... HHH: Is there a Problem Chris? Jericho: Not at all, I just wondering whom do I put over tonight because it wasn't very clear here where it says "Jericho puts Evolution over"... HHH:What don't you get about that? Jericho: Well, HHH: Hey Chris, Yer putting ALL of us over Orton: BOO-YEAH! Ric: Did you just say Boo-Yeah? Orton: Uh Yeah, Might have Ric: (Thinking) Steamboat, Race, Funk, Rhodes, Savage, Luger, Sting, Hogan, Bagwell and this guy? Give me a another beer! HHH: So, Get ready Benoit Jericho: I'm jericho HHH: Oh Yeah, Forgot, Benoit's the Black Guy right? Jericho: No that's booker T HHH: The Tall Bald guy that fucked a dead cheerleader? Jericho: Kane... HHH: The Pot Head? Jericho...Actually that's RVD HHH: Whose that freak that I jobbed to at WM12 then? Jericho...Ult...I mean Randy Orton. HHH: THANK YOU! *Grabs Cell phone* HHH: Hey, Stephanie, Job out That Orton Punk Jericho *snickers* HHH: Thanks Buddy, I'll buy you a Ice Cream Sandwich, but you have to pay for it Jericho: Hey No problem!
Styles Posted March 12, 2004 Report Posted March 12, 2004 Jericho: Hey, Trips I printed out this page from TheSmartMarks, what's this about admitting to steroid use and saying it's as safe as jumping jacks? Flair: C'mon Jericho, I already told 'em there's no steroids, right champ? HHH: HHHonk, yeah, I bet that will get the kids on their computers talking! Orton: ...man, this Anglesault guy really doesn't like me...
Lil' Bitch Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 HHH: Can I help you with something? Chris Jericho: I'm Chris Jericho, bitch!
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 http://www.shooterswrestling.com/recaptions.htm Even young Randy Orton can't help but fall asleep during one of Triple H's long, cliched, emotion-ridden speeches, even thought Chris Jericho was just confirming names for his birthday party.
SuperJerk Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 HHH's Fantasy comes true as Chris Jericho becomes a simple pizza delivery boy. In the background, Orton wonders where the hell is Pizza Hut Four For All is. EVOLUTION ORDERS EXTRA CHEESE~! Gold. As was Choken One's.
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 13, 2004 Report Posted March 13, 2004 Jericho: "Yo, what's wrong w/ Randy?" HHH: "Aw, he's just tuckered out from a long day of playing. Me & Naitch are gonna find him some place to lie down to take a nap."
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