Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted March 24, 2004 i need some help, my girlfriend has something planned on april fools day to trick me, so I have to get her back in some way without it being too mean. i would like some suggestions since I am not very good at this stuff. she doesnt have a car right now so anything dealing with a car wont work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C Dubya 04 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Replace her birth control pills with tic tacs. It's a nine month April Fools day celebration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Get a pic of another chick and put it in your wallet and make sure she will be able to see it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Tell her you're gay. That's a good time for all, guaranteed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Cut her brake lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Coerce her into bed some how. When you're about to blow your load, whisper "I've got HIV." in her ear and watch the fireworks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Have her catch you in bed all oiled up with a blow up doll. A male blow up doll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Super glue in her panties. But only if she's sporting winter bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Winter Bush is truly one of the greatest terms ever invented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I think the guy wanted serious suggestions. Which I have none. None that won't end the relationship, at any rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 If she has a real sense of humor, she will get the joke on any of these. I had a joke that involved the fake death of her parents, but since everyone has come with a joke I'll just say a catchphrase and leave or something.. .. ... well.... ... THAT'S MY MAMMA~! *leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted March 24, 2004 During sex, just tell her you "slipped." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs. Now replace every occurrence of the word "mom" with "dad". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Replace her hairspray with mace. Hilarity ensues... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted March 24, 2004 For this to work you'll have to get her mom in on the joke. You and her mom get naked together and wait in her mom's bed for her to come home from school. When she does start simulating sex until she walks in. Then when she walks in (keep in mind you should be over her mom making it look like missionary) you both turn and go "April Fools!"...then proceed to cum on her mom for more laughs. Now replace every occurrence of the word "mom" with "dad". and then replace "dad" with "recently deceased grandma"...although you'll have to have a voice module inserted to get an "April Fools!" out of her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynicalprofit 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2004 Bring a pregnancy test that shows positive and tell her your gonna be a daddy, just not to her kids....oh the hilarity that will ensue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 25, 2004 Fake a seizure, and absolutely, no matter what, do NOT let up on the joke until she starts crying and dialing for an ambulance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 If she has a real sense of humor, she will get the joke on any of these. I had a joke that involved the fake death of her parents, but since everyone has come with a joke I'll just say a catchphrase and leave or something.. .. ... well.... ... THAT'S MY MAMMA~! *leaves* Um, clearly that was MY catchphrase on Monday night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 i need some help, my girlfriend has something planned on april fools day to trick me, so I have to get her back in some way without it being too mean. i would like some suggestions since I am not very good at this stuff. she doesnt have a car right now so anything dealing with a car wont work. Anything dealing with a car? Run her over!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Anying dealing with a car WONT work... I have no idea, I'm the work for pranks, I can never think of any. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
