BUTT 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ople_simmons_dc Whoda thunk it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I can't imagine him saying that he would "Bitch slap" someone almost a foot taller than he is and then actually do it. The guy is lying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Nope, two of my friends are Terminal Security Advisors at Sky Harbor, they saw the whole thing go down and they told me about it last night. I thought it was fucking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Why does the guy even to bother to tell authorities? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Richard Simmons = $ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 What else could he do but walk away? If he had laid a hand on Simmons he'd be a) sued for a shitload of money and b) have the book thrown at him because of his MMA background. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted March 26, 2004 This was just reported on the local news and the female news caster couldn't stop laughing. A mixture of telling the story plus showing footage from one of his work-out videos sent her into hysterics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Why does the guy even to bother to tell authorities? From what I heard, there was a cop standing nearby, so after Simmons bitchslapped him, the cop came over and was like, "Do you want to press charges?" and the MMA fighter said something like, "Lock him up". You know, to teach him a lesson...or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I REALLY wish that cop wouldn't have been there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Had Simmons slapped Mirko Cro Cop, he'd be dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Man, that's such a comical mental picture... I can just see Cro-Cop taking a step back, with that "I can't believe you just fucking touched me" look on his face, then kicking Simmons' head clean off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I heard this on Jim Rome's radio show yesterday. Great stuff... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I've always had this odd feeling that you shouldn't mess with Richard Simmons, and now I know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 It just goes to show that Richard Simmons ain't never scared... ... *realizes he just quote Bonecrusher* ... *listens to Talib Kweli to purify self* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynicalprofit 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Richard Simmons = $ No, its richard simmons getting his ass beat on ppv=$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 So I guess Vince is going to try and sign Simmons to appear at a PPV soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I'm Richard Simmons, bitch!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 We should all go to Phoenix and laugh at the man who got bitch slapped by Richard Simmons, then run away quickly before he kicks our ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy no nose 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 The guy is obviously just pressing charges because he knew it would make for an awesome new story. No major fines or anything come from slapping a guy, and even if he is famous you can't get much money out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Proof note to mess with a man who sweats in his undies.....oh wait, that was the Rockos Modern Life Richard Simmons. I mean sweats to the Oldies.....actually, I think thats even worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 27, 2004 It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you God thats gotta suck. Being known world wide as the guy who got bitch slapped by that fruity 50 year old who does excercise shows with old people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Somehow the story got out that he's a UFC fighting. I'm sure the guy made it clear "I didn't hit the guy back because if I did, I would have kiled him". What I don't understand is how the fuck Simmons could have such a thin skin. I mean, the only press he gets these days are jokes at his expense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Perhaps Richard was on his period or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Anyone know if this got caught on a security camera or anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you And if you beat him up, so what? You only beat up Richard Simmons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TSA09 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you And if you beat him up, so what? You only beat up Richard Simmons. It's not like beating up Richard Simmons makes you look tough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 It's a Catch-22 either way you look at it. 1. If you press charges, you come off as the pussy that can't take it that Richard Simmons bitch slapped you. 2. If you don't press charges you come off as the pussy that let Richard Simmons bitch slap you And if you beat him up, so what? You only beat up Richard Simmons. And may have possibly ridded the world of his annoying, wasteful existence? But ya got fat chicks trying to kill you now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 If I was that cop, I'd go kill myself. Or go to the strip club until i'm cured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 And may have possibly ridded the world of his annoying, wasteful existence? But ya got fat chicks trying to kill you now. And that way, they can shed some extra pounds and die 5 years after they were originally going to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
