Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 WWE developmental talent Nick Dinsmore worked the RAW house shows this weekend as "Eugene." The Eugene character will be an over the top simpleton who loves wrestling. His character is apparently based on Warren from Something About Mary. Dinsmore will be filming vignettes soon to hype his on-TV debut. Credit: PWInsider.com I am speechless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Beans and Franks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Beans and Franks? The one and only. Given time to reflect, won't this just be a re-hash of the Saturn angle, only this time with the pathos and dialogue of Brian Gerwitz? And isn't Dinsmore supposed to be talented? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Oh great, wreck Dinsmore now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Well...they already fucked up someone before they debuted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 BEANS AND FRANKS! BEANS AND FRANKS! Is he going to haul off and kick the crap out of people who touch him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted March 28, 2004 We have to kill Gewirtz. Right now... I'm not joking. We have to brutally murder him, sever his head and place it on a sharp stick outside Titan Towers. What a fucking retard. WHo would honestly think that this gimmick would get over? It's rediculous... remember beaver cleavage? Remember John Heidenendkdfslfzejgl;jgzreich's "Little John"? they're stupid gimmicks guaranteed to not get over from the very beginning. It's fucking dumb, and it's no wonder this company can seldom bring in fucking ratings. FUCK VINCE! FUCK THIS COMPANY! THEY'RE IDIOTS! ALL OF THEM! Goddamnit, why did I have to read this? It's so stupid it insults me as a human being more than as a wrestling fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 You know it's bad when you're missing Russo...I miss Russo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 28, 2004 jesus christ...IN 1992...They took a good worker in Scott Hall and made him a scarface rip off...and 1995 they took Waylon Mercy and made him a cape fear rip off...now they just go with the retarded guy from a comedy 5 years ago that no one remembers.... shit, they cant even steal the right movies anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 *Stolen from Quik's sig, but bears repeating* "Brian Gewirtz wrote for "Jenny". Yeah, that was partially his fault. So why does he have a job writing for a wrestling company when he couldn't handle writing a fucking sitcom?" Well, the (s)hits just keep on comin'. Anyone remember when Sid had a...well, I don't know if you'd call him a manager, but basically he'd bring a retarded dude out with him during his matches. I think it was in 2000 in WCW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Somebody should touch Gewirtz's ear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 You know it's bad when you're missing Russo...I miss Russo. Me too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 At least with Russo everyone was at least semi-over and had a reason to be out there. On this topic though, could Vince not see how this is going to offend 70-75% of the population? "Let's see, we've got Guerrero for the hispanics, RVD for the potheads, Christian and Austin for the wifebeaters........You know what we need Gerwitz? We need a character for the retards to get behind!" "Right away Mr. McMahon!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 So, when does Nick get blamed for the character not getting over and get his release? First they make him "Doink" and now they do this to him. Who did he piss off? Did he make fun of Triple H while in OVW??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 On this topic though, could Vince not see how this is going to offend 70-75% of the population? "Let's see, we've got Guerrero for the hispanics, RVD for the potheads, Christian and Austin for the wifebeaters........You know what we need Gerwitz? We need a character for the retards to get behind!" "Right away Mr. McMahon!" What next, a gimmick for the Jews? don't bring back barry horowitz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 28, 2004 well...They can always call Goldberg back up and tweak his gimmick up and when he no-shows or is "off" they can have a gag where they go "Goldberg is on YET ANOTHER jewish holiday~!"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Because THAT will draw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted March 28, 2004 At least with Russo everyone was at least semi-over and had a reason to be out there. On this topic though, could Vince not see how this is going to offend 70-75% of the population? "Let's see, we've got Guerrero for the hispanics, RVD for the potheads, Christian and Austin for the wifebeaters........You know what we need Gerwitz? We need a character for the retards to get behind!" "Right away Mr. McMahon!" I either missed something on real life or TV but since when is Christian a wife beater? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Exactly...He's just a overagressive lay. Is there a demographic for that? Not in the WWE Market. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnonymousBroccoli 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 I wonder how Cornette will feel about his 8-time OVW champion wearing earmuffs in July. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 28, 2004 Beans and Franks? Don't you just LOVE when they try to entertain us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 28, 2004 What next, a gimmick for the Jews? don't bring back barry horowitz Time to change my name again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Duncan Eternia Report post Posted March 28, 2004 I think this gimmick could be interetsing. No insult it until we at least get a teste of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 I think this gimmick could be interetsing. No insult it until we at least get a teste of it. I don't have as much faith as you, I'm afraid. It's Gerwitz. He STILL has Rosey going out there as the S.H.I.T...I wouldn't expect too many good things to come from this. Poor Nick Dinsmore...Wrestlecrap, here he comes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 What next, a gimmick for the Jews? don't bring back barry horowitz Time to change my name again... You really should. Fuck Charlie Ward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 28, 2004 I think this gimmick could be interetsing. No, really, it couldn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2004 I think this gimmick could be interetsing. No insult it until we at least get a teste of it. I don't have as much faith as you, I'm afraid. It's Gerwitz. He STILL has Rosey going out there as the S.H.I.T...I wouldn't expect too many good things to come from this. Poor Nick Dinsmore...Wrestlecrap, here he comes... To be fair, S.H.I.T., as dumb as the joke was, did produce a couple funny segments early on. I see absolutely no upside to this, though. Cornette must've gotten a migraine when he found out about this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2004 On this topic though, could Vince not see how this is going to offend 70-75% of the population? There's no such thing as an offensive gimmick anymore - in today's television landscape, ANYTHING that can be construed as "offensive" has been done before. On the other hand, angles like "the Katie Vick saga" were just offensive to our intelligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2004 If the gimmick goes horribly at house shows, would they still go through with it? If this is the new WWE, then count me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2004 Poor Nick Dinsmore. He waits a century to get called up from OVW, and when it finally happens he gets stuck with THIS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
