UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 MISTA SPARKKKKLLLEEE!!!!!!!!! Ooooh, Mista Sparkle!!! Hoooo ya!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Mr. Sparkle!!! Somebody who's into all that Japanese crap HAS to explain something from that. I think it's when they're in the ocean, there's a picture-in-picture of a monkey banging a drum. I DON'T GET IT!!!! Oh and here's Skinner's Uter quote from TOH: "I've got a GUT feeling Uter is around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs right now! ... Wait. Scratch that one." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 I like the Brazil episode for the sheer absurdity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Stark Raving Dad Homer & Michael Jackson walk up to big Indian dude: MJ: Homer this is Chief, he doesn't talk. Homer: Hey Chief. Chief: Hey Homer. Hospital workers crowd around. Cheif: Hey I just needed someone to reach out to me. Such a brilliant parody of "One Flew Over A Cuckoo's Nest" plus the ending with Bart & MJ writing a song for Lisa is one of the Simpsons most touching moments. Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. Homer vs NYC Classic Homer without getting TOO over the top like they have in the past few seasons. Other Faves: Homer's Enemy Homer vs Lisa and 8th Commandment 22 Short Films About Springfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 *won't go on tirade* *won't go on tirade* *won't go on tirade* .... FRANK GRIMES SUCKED!!!!! *won't go on tirade* *won't go on tirade* *won't go on tirade* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. Also Homer jumping into Bart's room screaming "Hey Bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!" cracks me up every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. no doubt... my FAVORITE Simpsons epidose of ALL TIME!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fökai 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Homer At The Bat and You Only Move Twice - the former for the guest stars, the latter for the introduction of Hank Scorpio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. Also Homer jumping into Bart's room screaming "Hey Bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!" cracks me up every time. My favorite scene is when Lisa thinks Sideshow Bob drugged Homer. "Oh no, Dad's been drugged". Marge in annoyed voice. "No he hasn't Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. Also Homer jumping into Bart's room screaming "Hey Bart wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask!" cracks me up every time. My favorite scene is when Lisa thinks Sideshow Bob drugged Homer. "Oh no, Dad's been drugged". Marge in annoyed voice. "No he hasn't Homer: (jumps into the room weilding a butcher knife; speaking fast) Do you want a brownie before you go to bed!?!?! ------------------ How about the episode with the Critic? Jay: You must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil. Homer: It was a gummy bear. ------------------- Bart: (Watching Jetsons meet Flintstones) Uh-Oh, I smell another cheap cartoon cross-over. Homer: Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman the critic. Bart: (after pimping The Critic) I feel so dirty ------------------- Woman: (talking about barneys movie)...he has the soul of a poet. Barney: You're very kind Woman: Excuse me, but did something crawl down your throat and die? Barney: It didn't die! ------------------- Moe: (singing) Money buys you one more round, so drink it down, you stupid clown. Money buys you one more round, or you're out on your ass. (falls off table) OW! MY BACK! -------------------- Jay: How could you pick Burns movie?! Krusty: Lets just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Uh-oh, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. ------------------- Smithers: In fact, some people see you as some kind of Ogor. Burns: (grumbles) I should club them and eat their bones. (Later) Burns: Get Me Steven Speilberg! Smithers: He's not available. Burns: Then get me his mexican non-union equilvilant! ------------------- (not 100% accurate) Lisa: Mr. Sherman, I heard you won the pulitzer prize award. Jay: Oh, I'm not one to brag. Here's my peoples choice award. Four golden globes.....wheres my emmy? (Dog coughs it up) Thank YOU Homer: Oh yeah? Well I won the belching contest at work! (belches in Jays face) (Jay responds with a better one, Bart gives him Homers trohpy) ------------------- Burns: Smithers....are these people booing me? Smithers: No they're saying boo-urns....boo-urns. Burns: Are you saying boo, or boo-urns? Crowd: BOO! Moleman: I was saying Boo-urns! ------------------- Moleman: Hans Moleman presents man getting hit by football. (Moleman gets hit in groin with football with a boink noise) Homer: HAHAHAHAHA! Give that man the prize! ------------------- Renier Wolfcastle: The movie is me standing in front of a brick wall for 2 hours. It cost 80 million dollars! Jay: How do you sleep at night? Renier Wolfcastle: On a pile of cash with lots of beautiful women. Jay: Just asking. Sheesh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Burns: Then get me his mexican non-union equilvilant! Don't forget the next scene with Senor Spielbergo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Trilogy of Error If this is the episode in which it takes place around Homer's Day, Lisa's Day, and Bart's Day... then dammit...I forgot about that one and how much I love the premise (taken from Serena, Serena I do believe), and running with it to one of the best endings ever. "Linguo...dead?" "Lingo IS dead...." Isn't it a parody of Run Lola, Run? Thats one of the better episodes of the last few seasons. I thought that it was a parody of Amores Perros. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 I thought it was a parody of Tiramisu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Burns: Then get me his mexican non-union equilvilant! Don't forget the next scene with Senor Spielbergo. Oh yeah, how could I forget that. Speilbergo: But Shindler el bueno. Senor Burns es el diablo. Burns: Listen Speilbergo, Shinder & I are like two peas n a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the nazis, but MINE WORKED DAMN IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 ------------------- Moleman: Hans Moleman presents man getting hit by football. (Moleman gets hit in groin with football with a boink noise) Homer: HAHAHAHAHA! Give that man the prize! Actually he said "Give that man the 10,000 dollars!" and Jay said "Homer this isn't American's funniest home videos!" Later when Homer's watching them and thinking. "Barney's was deep and moving. But football in the groin had a football in the groin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Homer the Great - Hilarious episode in which Homer joins the Stonecutters....... *singing* "Who keeps the metric system down, we do.....we do....." That is a pretty good episode. Or maybe Treehouse of Horror...II? The one with King Homer, and Bart dressed like Alex from A Clockwork Orange. The best quote from that episode was already posted ("Frogurt!"), but I love the part of the evil Krusty doll story where the repairman comes in to fix the doll. Repairman: "Here's yer problem - someone set this doll to evil!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Cape Feare A gold mine of comedy. The rake, the FBI relocation segment with Homer("What is your name?"), the ending song by Bob, the brilliant vocal performance by Kelsey and the great parody of Cape Fear. [scene shows Marge in the kitchen] Marge: [threateningly] Bart, I am going to get you...[brandishes some scissors] Bart: [gasps] Marge: [cheerfully] ...some ice cream at the store, since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola! [holds up a coupon] [scene switches to Flanders outside] Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...[brandishes a glove with knives on the fingers] Bart: [gasps] Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they should! [clips the hedge] Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church. [scene switches to Bart's classroom] Edna: [threateningly] You're going to be my murder victim, Bart... Bart: [gasps] Edna: [sweetly] ...in our school production of "Lizzie Borden", starring Martin Prince as Lizzie. [shot of Martin in drag] Martin: [with an axe] Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart! Wiggum: Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. [shot of Eddie the cop with squirrels running around in his pants, and a bunch of cops watching and laughing] Boys, knock it off! Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville -- Homer: [enthusiastically] Ooh, Ice Creamville! Agent: Er, no, Screamville. Homer: [scared] Aah! Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] [A long time later] Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times] Homer: [stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 Treehouse III rules all simply for Smithers "You know I don't think women and seamen mix" line. The first time i got that, I laughed my ass off all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 11, 2004 ------------------- Moleman: Hans Moleman presents man getting hit by football. (Moleman gets hit in groin with football with a boink noise) Homer: HAHAHAHAHA! Give that man the prize! Actually he said "Give that man the 10,000 dollars!" and Jay said "Homer this isn't American's funniest home videos!" Later when Homer's watching them and thinking. "Barney's was deep and moving. But football in the groin had a football in the groin. Whoops, my bad there. I knew I was blurry on a few of them, but still that episode had so many classic lines. Here's one from the Baseball episode. Not that funny, but good. (Mattingly walks by with his head shaved completely in the middle of his head.) Burns: Mattingly....I TOLD YOU TO TRIM those sideburns! Go home! You're off the team! For Good! MAttingly: FIne.......I still like him better than Steinbrenner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted April 11, 2004 One episode I liked was the one where Bart made a prank-call to Australia. I don't remember the exact name of the episode, but that one was hilarious. Also the April Fools episode where Bart shakes up Homer's beer, sets the house temperature to a high temp, causing Homer to get thirsty and go to the kitchen and then gets in place, and just as he's about to say "April Fools" Homer opens the beer, and the beer explodes and blows the roof off. Hilarious stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Also the April Fools episode where Bart shakes up Homer's beer, sets the house temperature to a high temp, causing Homer to get thirsty and go to the kitchen and then gets in place, and just as he's about to say "April Fools" Homer opens the beer, and the beer explodes and blows the roof off. Hilarious stuff. He almost killed Homer. That is definitely not funny...grr... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 No one said Joy of Sect yet. What the fuck? Krishna guy: Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness? Homer: This, Bart, is a crazy man! [moves on] Christian: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Homer: [sarcastic] Right, that'll work. [moves on] Woman: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia. Homer: Hmmm, makes sense! Jane: We're having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend. Homer: How much is this free resort weekend? Glen: It's free! Homer: And when is this weekend? Glen: It's this weekend. Homer: Uh-huh, and how much does it cost? Glen: Um, it's free. Homer: I see, and when is it? Glen: It's this weekend. Homer: And what are you charging for this free weekend? Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up? Glen: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there! Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span. Jane: But our point is very simple. You see, when-- Homer: Oh, look! A bird! HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE! [runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird.] Jane: The circle of judgment never fails to destroy their self esteem. Then he'll be ours to mold. Glen: Let the judgment begin. I'll get the ball rolling. [Looks at homer] You're a fat idiot. Barney: Yeah, lose some weight! Skinner: You've failed at everything you've ever tried! Homer: Woah, you got my number on that one, buddy! This is a smart group! Moe: And your stink brings tears to my eyes! Homer: Now, wait a minute, Moe! [Homer points at Moe, getting a whiff of his armpit on the way.] Oh, my mistake. Jane: Start a chant! Everybody loves a droning, repetetive chant. Glen: Attention, everybody. Let's all give thanks to the Leader for this glorious day! Both: The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date! All: [Except Homer] The Leader is good, the Leader is great, we surrender our will as of this date! Jane: It's no use. He's obviously the most powerful mind we've ever dealt with! Glen: Or... nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader! All: [Except Homer] Nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader! [Homer starts gaining interest.] Leader! Leader! Leader! Homer: Batman! Marge: You what? Homer: I've joined the Movementarians, and so have all of you! Marge: We what? Homer: All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to the house and a commitment of ten trillion years of labour! Marge: I can't go along with this, Homer! Homer: Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family! Lisa: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? Homer: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl... Glen: Homer Simpson, your family will be housed here for the first 100,000 years. Then something might open in a double. Homer: Hah! Why even unpack? Reverend Lovejoy: This so called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. ...Let us say the Lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate! Mr. Burns: Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "The Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax exempt status! Smithers: Actually, sir, with our creative book-keeping and corporate loop holes we only pay three dollars a year. Mr. Burns: [shocked] You're right, we're getting screwed! Smithers: Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new God! Mr Burns! Mr. Burns: Ahoy-hoy, lowly mortals. In addition to working for me, you may now praise me as your almighty! Smithers: Amen, sir! Mmmmm... Homer: These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others. -later- Homer: Marge, you're the leader? You don't look anything like the beans Groundskeeper Willie: Alright, what's so fine and great about your fancy pants leader? Homer: The Leader knows all and sees all! Groundskeeper Willie: Ooh.. well that is impressive! Homer: And he's going to take us to a wonderful new planet! Groundskeeper Willie: Oh! This Leader, he sounds like a grand fella! Marge: Willie, I'm not sure we're making any headway here. Groundskeeper Willie: Would you shut up, woman! He's talking about my leader! Homer: I'm glad I'm back, because the moment that sweet, sweet beer hit my tongue, I was born again! Reverend Lovejoy: Hallelujah! Homer: Now I can show all of you what I've come to realise! The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn is because there is no intergalactic spaceship! He's taken our money just so he can-- [Homer opens the barn, revealing a huge flying saucer-type intergalactic spaceship.] -- build.. one hell of a spaceship! [The spaceship takes to the air.] Voice: Homer Simpson. Because of your lack of faith, you have ruined mankind's chance for salvation. Homer: Oops. Moe: Nice going there, Homer. Reverend Lovejoy: Oh mercy, he's the real deal! [takes his collar off, throws it to the ground and stomps it] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest krazykat72 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 The one where Homer becomes the beer baron and the one where Lisa becomes a vegetarian (best troy mcclure video by far) -Paul Jacobi- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 14, 2004 From the episode where Lisa gets a pony.... Marge: Homer, promise me you wont buy a pony. Homer: mmmm Marge: was that a yes or a no? Homer: baa Marge: those arent even words. Homer....sna. (grins in the dark) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Also the April Fools episode where Bart shakes up Homer's beer, sets the house temperature to a high temp, causing Homer to get thirsty and go to the kitchen and then gets in place, and just as he's about to say "April Fools" Homer opens the beer, and the beer explodes and blows the roof off. Hilarious stuff. He almost killed Homer. That is definitely not funny...grr... I know But what was funny, was when Homer woke up and started strangling Bart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Also the April Fools episode where Bart shakes up Homer's beer, sets the house temperature to a high temp, causing Homer to get thirsty and go to the kitchen and then gets in place, and just as he's about to say "April Fools" Homer opens the beer, and the beer explodes and blows the roof off. Hilarious stuff. He almost killed Homer. That is definitely not funny...grr... I know But what was funny, was when Homer woke up and started strangling Bart. Oh Yeah, that was funny. Was that the episode with the montage of Homer saying D-oh about 40 times? Or was that the episode of flashbacks with Marge talking about love. (Damn clip shows) BTW, anyone have the lyrics to the rip-off of We Didn't Start The Fire? They used it for the clip show of Homer being roasted. (Skinners mom has the J-lo dress on) Grandpa Simpson: Holy toledo, whats keping that dress on? Sideshow Mel: The collective wills of everyone in this room!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 Was that the episode with the montage of Homer saying D-oh about 40 times? Yes, IIRC, they were showing all of the times Homer suffered a head-injury, because they had shown that Homer's past head-injuries had caught him to him in some way, that I really don't remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 While this is certainly not my favorite episode, the scene prior to Homer going to the Rolling Stones' training camp is great. Homer (while on Taxi Cab Confessions): "You see, the thing about my family is that there's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 God.......I got Simpsons Season 1 and 2 on DVD. But I don't like those as much as the stuff that comes later. I need Season 3 and 4! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted April 14, 2004 No love for the quest for chilli? "And that talking coyote was just this talking dog." "Hi Homer, find your soul mate." "Wait a minute, dogs can't talk!" "Woof!" "Damn right!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
