Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 10, 2004 That Sunday morning slot could be perfect for a WWE Classics show. Just start with whatever the oldest edition of WWF Championship Wrestling they still have is and show them all in order (with the mention of "WWF" conveniently muted out, of course). If nothing is happening with WCW and/or ECW (being brought back, of course), that's probably what will happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 give the hour over to velocity and make it a decent 2 hour show. or even use the 2 hours for a ECW promotional format or even 2 hours of showing classic WWF wrestling as long as we quit this 1 hour piece meal shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 10, 2004 give the hour over to velocity and make it a decent 2 hour show. or even use the 2 hours for a ECW promotional format or even 2 hours of showing classic WWF wrestling as long as we quit this 1 hour piece meal shit. It'd be better the hour given to Velocity than Heat, because if Heat got it, that would continue to show that Raw is the favoured show. Speaking of which, the fact that Raw is on earlier at the week, at the start of it, contributes to making Raw seem that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Can someone kindly explain to me what this 24/7 thing is? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. That is what I assumed that is awesome!!! Is it on TV or via the Internet? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. That is what I assumed that is awesome!!! Is it on TV or via the Internet? Thanks. It's a special charge per week or something. It's not new stuff every 24 hours. It's basically 1 week of 24 hours of footage I heard. Could be wrong, but I don't think so. [/pretending not to be wrong] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. That is what I assumed that is awesome!!! Is it on TV or via the Internet? Thanks. It's a special charge per week or something. It's not new stuff every 24 hours. It's basically 1 week of 24 hours of footage I heard. Could be wrong, but I don't think so. [/pretending not to be wrong] Is it modern footage or like old school stuff or what? I know I am asking a lot of questions but I am really interested in it. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Make it "Ultimo Dragon's 1 Hour Variety Show". In between great skits with toilet bowl humor and midgets, he can do something incredibly lame like wrestle a good match. [/dumbass WWE mode] "You know, we don't get many masked Japanese wrestlers at our bar very often." "Well at these plices, I'm not suplised!" Hilarity ensues. Then HHH walks in, poses, and spits water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. That is what I assumed that is awesome!!! Is it on TV or via the Internet? Thanks. It's a special charge per week or something. It's not new stuff every 24 hours. It's basically 1 week of 24 hours of footage I heard. Could be wrong, but I don't think so. [/pretending not to be wrong] Is it modern footage or like old school stuff or what? I know I am asking a lot of questions but I am really interested in it. Thanks. Random Shit. I don't even know if it's available yet. (probably is) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drury37 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 It is a satellite service where WWE offer programming 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, hence the name. That is what I assumed that is awesome!!! Is it on TV or via the Internet? Thanks. It's a special charge per week or something. It's not new stuff every 24 hours. It's basically 1 week of 24 hours of footage I heard. Could be wrong, but I don't think so. [/pretending not to be wrong] Is it modern footage or like old school stuff or what? I know I am asking a lot of questions but I am really interested in it. Thanks. Random Shit. I don't even know if it's available yet. (probably is) Alright, thank you for everything!!! Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Why are you thanking me twice? And your sig is TOO GOD DAMN BIG! Only have a page it says in the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Make it "Stephanie & HHH Variety Show". In between great skits with comic book humor and cruiserweights, they can do something incredibly lame like wrestle a good match. [/dumbass WWE mode] "You know, we don't get many masked Japanese wrestlers at our bar very often." "Well at these plices, I'm not suplised!" Hilarity ensues. Then HHH walks in, poses, and spits water. And Coach gets to be the Wayne Brady of WWE. Quotes properly edited Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Make it "Ultimo Dragon's 1 Hour Variety Show". In between great skits with toilet bowl humor and midgets, he can do something incredibly lame like wrestle a good match. [/dumbass WWE mode] "You know, we don't get many masked Japanese wrestlers at our bar very often." "Well at these plices, I'm not suplised!" Hilarity ensues. Then HHH walks in, poses, and spits water. Then he Pedigrees the bartender on the bar and hits Ultimo with a Sledgehammer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Then Triple H steals his mask, puts it on, and does mock karate without breaking a bone while moving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 I think they SHOULD do a variety show, TNT-style. The first one should be a production of Footloose starring Funaki as the minister, Jim Ross as Kevin Bacon's character, and Stephanie as the girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 How about a remake of Friday the 13th? Except 5 minutes long. HHH = Kevin Bacon. Gotta love the hair Stephanie = The chick who sleeps with Bacon Randy Orton = Bill (except dies on screen) Bradshaw = Ned Lita = Ralph (She looks just like him) Stacy = Brenda, except hotter. and taller. But boob size is the same. Molly = Annie. The easy death Steve = Steve Austin with hair. Mrs. Vorhees is subbed by Jason, and Jason is Chris Jericho. He's mad because he's been hitting the glass ceiling so many times he turned into a retard. There is no Alice in this version. And if so, she dies. Then it's anyone you want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Weren't they going to do a cartoon? I can see that being the 10 am show, although Im not getting up at 10 am on Sunday to watch it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Here's a movie parody... Airplane! (From Hell!) Cross the Zuckers' 1980 hit with the WWE's 2002 disgrace. John Heidenreich as Dustin Rhodes, Triple H as Curt Hennig, Tajiri as Brock Lesnar, Michael Hayes as himself, Trish as the flight attendant. Then, Ric Flair as Clarence Oveur, special guest Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Roger the co-pilot, Randy Orton as Ted Stryker, Stacy as Elaine, and VINCE MCMAHON as Leslie Nielsen's chracter whose name escapes me. Booker T and RVD as the jive-talkers. The premise would be that Lesnar and Hennig's scuffle causes the plane to go down, but then you have the elements of Airplane!, and somewhere in it all, a musical number. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 10, 2004 How about a remake of Nightmare ON Elmstreet? Instead of killing in their sleep, Freddy, played by HHH, holds everyone down in reality and sleep as well. ITS GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Personally I think just being really abstract and absurd would make for the best television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Weren't they going to do a cartoon? I can see that being the 10 am show, although Im not getting up at 10 am on Sunday to watch it. The cartoon would be like Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling. Evolution, Christian, Kane and the other heels would be the bad guys. HBK, Benoit, Jericho and the other faces would be the good guys. Only problem with this show is that Evolution would win every fight in every episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 10, 2004 would they get special ZORDS like the power rangers? HBK *The Biblenator Jericho *Pop Culture reference spewing Demon Benoit *A Robot. same with the Heels HHH *The Giant Sledgehammer Ric Flair *Bottle of Jack's Orton *A wad of spitballs Batistia *Flashy Pimpy Robot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Jericho *Pop Culture reference spewing Demon I though he was a face! That's not a very nice thing to say about a good guy! Although I'm a fan of the Biblenator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Power Rangers, eh? Mick Foley - Sacrifor! Clears fightscene of any children. Will sacrifice self. Likes it. Steve Austin - Alcotor! Trademark is getting opponent drunk. Stuns them soon-after. Outfit often torn. Christian - Bastardor! Often caught off-guard due to a rather lengthy "Peep" scan. Eddy Guerrero - El Spanior! Will speak Spanish to confuse enemy. Rolling Suplexes follow. Booker T - Three-to-Fiveor!! Will use stolen objects as weaponery, i.e. televisions, toasters, tennis racquets. Together, they are unstoppable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 All this talk of Power Rangers got me thinking: you know what the best part of that show was? Titanus. Because sometimes they could beat the boss with individual Zords, or Megazord tank mode, but usually battle mode. If Megazord couldn't get it done, you brought in Dragonzord, who could then create Megadragonzord if the situation called for it. But if Megadragonzord couldn't get the job, that's when Titanus came in, and when Titanus enters the battle, you just KNOW it's over. I think that was a really cool element of the program which should be emulated elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Only about 2% of the fans. But, well, yes. They were getting about .9's in the ratings. The avg prime time broadcast gets about a 3.8 *does math* that's actually 24%. So basically, 1 in 4 WWE fans watched Confidential. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 All this talk of Power Rangers got me thinking: you know what the best part of that show was? Titanus. Because sometimes they could beat the boss with individual Zords, or Megazord tank mode, but usually battle mode. If Megazord couldn't get it done, you brought in Dragonzord, who could then create Megadragonzord if the situation called for it. But if Megadragonzord couldn't get the job, that's when Titanus came in, and when Titanus enters the battle, you just KNOW it's over. I think that was a really cool element of the program which should be emulated elsewhere. That was the giant turtle, right? Yeah, that thing fuckin ruled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 Heat to remain in same timeslot... As reported earlier, WWE is shaking up their TV schedule. Confidential is being dropped, Velocity is being moved up to an earlier Saturday evening timeslot, and the plan is to introduce a brand new Sunday morning show. Heat will not move as previously reported. It is unknown what type of show will fill the Sunday morning slot. Credit: PWTorch.com **sigh of relief** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slickster 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2004 They BETTER name this new show WWE Superstars. Just saying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
