My girlfriend has big tits and I have a big penis.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

My name is JAxlMorrison.

[MrRant]

Kill yourself.

[Hank Kingsley]

Amputate.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm selling all my belongings; I won't be needing them where I'm going.

 

Bidding starts now.

[MrRant]

I'll take your music.

 

And then I'm going to store it in my attic where it will never be heard again.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

burn it

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm only selling intangible things, like my dignity.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'll give you $00.24 for that dignity of yours, as I am lacking in that category. Like, big time.

[MrRant]

I want to buy the part of you that tries to be Kinetic.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'm only selling intangible things, like my dignity.

You can't sell what you don't have.

 

Does this mean the Krusty-O's shirt is not for sale?

[Youth N Asia]

1.5/10

[Nighthawk]

I want your soul. I will eat your soul.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

psh. what soul?

[The Czech Republic]

I am Satoshi, the Eater of Souls...I don't need to pay anything.

 

I will trade you a pog for your soul however

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Look TCR, its Alf! He's back...in Pog form

 

 

 

 

Editor's note: I couldn't find the Alf pog so I went with his Magic the Gathering card. Use your imaginations.

[TheFranchise]

Alf(!)

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

1.5/10

+9 and you're about correct.

[Guest drdrainoscott]

Hey, are you gonna post a picture of your girlfriend or what???

[Adam]

Wo boy, we got a slow one.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Hey, are you gonna post a picture of your girlfriend or what???

I'll send you a picture of my erect penis if you send me your email address.

[Nighthawk]

Wo boy, we got a slow one.

Yeah, and it's you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'll send you a picture of my erect penis if you send me your email address.

 

He'll do it. I thought he was bluffing...but he wasn't.

[Adam]

IDRM, do you have a problem with me? If so, get it out now and stop being a dick.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

go easy on him IDRM. He's a good kid.

[Nighthawk]

No, it's a compliment when I insult someone. I only do it to the best posters.

[k thx]

Yeah, it's like when I call JSYK a cunt. It's a compliment. Even though he's a cunt, I'm still willing to acknowledge him, and for that he should be eternally grateful.

[1234-5678]

My name is JAxlMorrison.

"I'm better then ok. I'm Homer Simpson!"---Frank Grimes

 

"Yeah.......you wish!"---Homer Simpson

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Its not as funny in text form

[Giuseppe Zangara]

For those playing along at home, this thread's title should be read in a matter-of-fact tone of voice, not the whiny, Grimes-esque voice it seems to invite.

[k thx]

I thought it was meant to be read in a George W Bush voice.