Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Just random crap that I feel like bitching about. When the fuck did Wyclef become Jamacain? You are from New York you fucking fuck. Who the fuck are they trying to fool saying Ruben Studdard is 350lbs. If that son of a bitch is 350 I'm 60lbs(since we are cutting a hundred lbs off of everything) What the fuck is with foreigeners moving to American and bitching about the government(I am talking about 5 specifically I know but this can go to anyone). I don't go to Dennys and bitch about how I hate Denny's food. I go to IHOp or shut the fuck up. What the fuck is up with hippie hate. If it weren't for those non batheing bastards, there would be even less jobs. Let them sit around and sing folk music and stop bitchin. The Swain is on TV. WonderFalls is cancelled. FireFly is cancelled. Andy Rictor Controls the Universe is cancelled. Futurama is cancelled. Forever Eden is on TV. Seriously. Fuck Fox. No...you know what...fuck you goddamn reality TV watchers for tuning into that crap and killing written TV. Fuck those little ass chicken wings I got at lunch yesterday. Either that was pigeon, or "REAL" chicken. Fuck that. I want my chicken full of steroids. If they can make those fuckers big as a horse, go for it, because I ain't standing for them bitch ass hot wings even if they are natural. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Here's my opinion on all that........ Hot wings kick ass. Foreigners suck. The only thing good about hippies is the chicks spread like peanut butter. TV is horseshit except for Seinfeld and Simpsons reruns, and most of HBO's original programming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Every album Tamia writes 2-3 songs about how her man isn't paying her enough attention and how she is going to leave his ass and fuck someone else if he doesn't shape up. At what point does Grant Hill look up and say "Wh..wait. Was that shit about me....OW MY ANKLE~!" Why the fuck is the Parkers still on. Seriously. Does Kelsey Grammer have pictures of everyone in television world having orgies with monkies. I mean, I am all for Charles in Charge having a job directing but seroiusly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Sean Combs made Wyclef that way? Why are you eating wings? I though you were more of a thigh man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 When I go in the bathroom and there are two different guys in stalls taking a dump and having a conversation. You know...I don't care what you had to talk about. It might be important, might be trivial. But I can assure you can wait until you are done spewing fecal matter around. Seriously. I don't want to talk to people if I think I might be on my way to take a dump, let alone mid dump. That is just way WAY to personal. And don't talk to me when I am pissing either. I don't want to hear any male voice when My had is on my penis. It might confuse and frighten my penis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 When the fuck did Wyclef become Jamacain? You are from New York you fucking fuck. I thought he became Hatian -- it's been years since I heard anything from him. Who the fuck are they trying to fool saying Ruben Studdard is 350lbs. If that son of a bitch is 350 I'm 60lbs(since we are cutting a hundred lbs off of everything) Is that the American Idol winner? No way he's 350. What the fuck is with foreigeners moving to American and bitching about the government(I am talking about 5 specifically I know but this can go to anyone). I don't go to Dennys and bitch about how I hate Denny's food. I go to IHOp or shut the fuck up. Well, they may not speak English but bitching about how America sucks is as American as apple pie (Made in China) and baseball (Played by Cubans). What the fuck is up with hippie hate. If it weren't for those non batheing bastards, there would be even less jobs. Let them sit around and sing folk music and stop bitchin. They're an easy target -- like the Amish. A hippie would like to counter all this hate but they're too stoned to do anything about it. The Swain is on TV. WonderFalls is cancelled. FireFly is cancelled. Andy Rictor Controls the Universe is cancelled. Futurama is cancelled. Forever Eden is on TV. Seriously. Fuck Fox. Well f' the other networks, too, for not picking these shows up. No...you know what...fuck you goddamn reality TV watchers for tuning into that crap and killing written TV. No, f' the public for watching this garbage in the first place. Fuck those little ass chicken wings I got at lunch yesterday. Either that was pigeon, or "REAL" chicken. Fuck that. I want my chicken full of steroids. If they can make those fuckers big as a horse, go for it, because I ain't standing for them bitch ass hot wings even if they are natural. Well, did you tip your waiter poorly because of it? Honestly, I was expecting much more than this. Quit 'yer bitching... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Ruben Studdard probably weighs right around that. 350 lbs is a fat motherfucker, especially when he's probably barely 6'. He's got a huge head, which leads him to be deceptively fatter. He's certainly no more than 400, he wouldn't be moving around or breathing well enough to sing if he were that fat. He probably fluctuates a lot, as people that size tend to do. Bet he ranges between 320-345. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Ruben Studdard probably weighs right around that. 350 lbs is a fat motherfucker, especially when he's probably barely 6'. He's got a huge head, which leads him to be deceptively fatter. He's certainly no more than 400, he wouldn't be moving around or breathing well enough to sing if he were that fat. He probably fluctuates a lot, as people that size tend to do. Bet he ranges between 320-345. Ruben is 6'4. I have a friend who is 6"4 and 350lbs. There is no fucking way that ruben is 350. He is definately 400+ http://www.angelfire.com/music4/paulamiche...tBettyRuben.JPG He's bigger than Paula and Aunt Betty COMBINED. COMBINED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Why the fuck is the Parkers still on. Seriously. Does Kelsey Grammer have pictures of everyone in television world having orgies with monkies. Kelsey Grammar is on the Parkers?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 No way regarding Ruben. 400 lbs, on ANY frame smaller than Andre the Giant is going to look like total rippling lard. Ruben's just a fatass, which puts him in the low-mid 300's. ANY big black dude is going to look monstrous when sandwiched by two short white women in poor lighting like that. Besides, the camera adds ten pounds, or 50 pounds, or whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Why the fuck is the Parkers still on. Seriously. Does Kelsey Grammer have pictures of everyone in television world having orgies with monkies. Kelsey Grammar is on the Parkers?! He had something to do with it in the begaing. Now he curses the world by executive producing "Girlfriends". I think he just wanted to get Scott Baio a job directing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 I think I'm going to e-mail Ruben Studdard, and ask him how much he weighs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Electrifyer 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 http://www.angelfire.com/music4/paulamiche...tBettyRuben.JPG He looks like a dear caught in headlights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 He had something to do with it in the begaing. Now he curses the world by executive producing "Girlfriends". I think he just wanted to get Scott Baio a job directing. That's the strangest thing I've heard in a while. But probably more so because I can't differentiate between Kelsey and Frasier. One of the funniest things about Kelsey Grammar is working the similarity between his name and Country Grammar. I don't even have to delve into that, you can see the potential. Oh, and Ruben's a big dude. I could buy 400. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Holy shit, I just had my eyes opened to a whole new weird subculture. Apparently, Ruben Studdard's fans have a bit of a feud with Clay Aiken fans who are, I shit you not, called "Claymates." I didn't see any contact or fan mail option, so we'll have to leave it up to speculation. I haven't seen a picture of him where his gut's included, so I can't be TOTALLY sure, but 400 is a whole lot fatter than you'd think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 No way regarding Ruben. 400 lbs, on ANY frame smaller than Andre the Giant is going to look like total rippling lard. Ruben's just a fatass, which puts him in the low-mid 300's. ANY big black dude is going to look monstrous when sandwiched by two short white women in poor lighting like that. Besides, the camera adds ten pounds, or 50 pounds, or whatever. Even Urkel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Holy shit, I just had my eyes opened to a whole new weird subculture. Apparently, Ruben Studdard's fans have a bit of a feud with Clay Aiken fans who are, I shit you not, called "Claymates." Don't look too close. That's a sick world you're dealing with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 What? That didn't make any sense. Were you asking if the camera added weight to Urkel, or if 400 lbs would look like rippling lard on Urkel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Clarkson Appeases Claymates is a title of a thread on the messageboard on Ruben Studdard's official site.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Holy shit, I just had my eyes opened to a whole new weird subculture. Apparently, Ruben Studdard's fans have a bit of a feud with Clay Aiken fans who are, I shit you not, called "Claymates." Don't give me this "just discovered" bullshit. You're a card-carrying member, bucko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Holy shit, I just had my eyes opened to a whole new weird subculture. Apparently, Ruben Studdard's fans have a bit of a feud with Clay Aiken fans who are, I shit you not, called "Claymates." Don't give me this "just discovered" bullshit. You're a card-carrying member, bucko. It's just another piece in the puzzle of what will be referred to in the future as "The Downfall Of American Culture." Look at the top musicians, top movies, top tv shows.........we are in a hole and it just keeps getting deeper kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angle-plex 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Jesus. I suggest Ripper doesn't become a stand up comedian anytime soon. Hopefully he stole these from another site and it's someone else's attempt to be clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 13, 2004 My interest in the American Idol television franchise completely ended when that foxy redhead got cut from the first season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 JAxlMorrison, quit quoting the post directly above your own you son of a whore llama fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 JAxlMorrison, quit quoting the post directly above your own you son of a whore llama fucker. Kind of like that? Does it bother you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 He works for me. My name is Charlie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted April 13, 2004 When I go in the bathroom and there are two different guys in stalls taking a dump and having a conversation. Here is a little problem solver for that. Step 1) walk into bathroom and listen for conversations Step 2) Proceed to grab large amounts of tissue/toliet paper/paper towels Step 3) Wet them Step 4) Throw them at the people in the stalls(over the top of it of course) and run out of the bathroom. problem fixed...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Here's a random question: How can someone that does the following be able to tie his shoes?: I just got this phone call at work from some guy that asked me why he didn't get a by-line in our company newspaper for an article he mailed in. The article was written by a reporter for some newspaper in this guy's area... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Jesus. I suggest Ripper doesn't become a stand up comedian anytime soon. Hopefully he stole these from another site and it's someone else's attempt to be clever. Who said shit about being funny. i am bitching about stuff I want to bitch about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Why do I want to kick the Black Eyed Peas in the face while they are rapping about peace? Thats Ironic or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
