Smackdown Spoilers

[Art Sandusky 0]

(laughs at Anglesault acting like this big injury angle will be any different or is more important than others)

The man's skull was fractured.

Wrestling isn't real.

[Guest Anglesault]

(laughs at Anglesault acting like this big injury angle will be any different or is more important than others)

The man's skull was fractured.

Wrestling isn't real.

Thank You, professor.

 

The angle had is skull fractured.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

When I was about eleven years old and only watching WCW at the time, I fantasy booked a Nitro. If you subsitute Kurt Angle for Hulk Hogan, Big Show for The Giant, Rob Van Dam for Sting etc. I think they've copied almost exactly my show.

Thank God that was fantasy. Hogan would never take that bump, and Sting isn't the kind of guy who smokes reefer.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hmmm. Well, I never watch Smackdown, but I think I might have to tune in to see the whole "BIG SHOW IS A MONSTER~!" thing they have going on. Plus, I wanna see Angle's sick bump. Good to see that they're finally booking Big Show correctly.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(laughs at Anglesault acting like this big injury angle will be any different or is more important than others)

The man's skull was fractured.

Wrestling isn't real.

Thank You, professor.

 

The angle had is skull fractured.

I'm not the one pissing myself with worry over here.

 

...

 

.. unless this Coyote's trap for the RoadRunner backfires on him. Oh man, this could get ugly, I'm very worried...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

I without a shadow of a doubt think a stunt double took the bump...(waits for the no shit comments)

 

Unless the floor was fake and made of rubber, Angle would seriously be injured even if he took it protected (Considering WWE doesn't want him to get injured while hes an on-air non-wrestler).

[Guest Anglesault]

(laughs at Anglesault acting like this big injury angle will be any different or is more important than others)

The man's skull was fractured.

Wrestling isn't real.

Thank You, professor.

 

The angle had is skull fractured.

I'm not the one pissing myself with worry over here.

 

...

 

.. unless this Coyote's trap for the RoadRunner backfires on him. Oh man, this could get ugly, I'm very worried...

I'm worried?

 

I'm worried that Smackdown has reached an all new low.

 

I'm not sure why they think death scenes on a wrestling program will draw.

[spiny norman 0]

And why do they always involve Torrie Wilson?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Death is a drawing factor in other television programs. Remember, Smackdown is the #1 Action-Adventure program on UPN.

 

I can't wait for Angle's tearful promo from a hospital bed next week.

[Guest Anglesault]

Death is a drawing factor in other television programs. Remember, Smackdown is the #1 Action-Adventure program on UPN.

And, of course, the flip side, where ratings for the over run died when Shane started killing Kane last year.

[Guest DeathBecomesYou]

And why do they always involve Torrie Wilson?

I'd rather see Torrie die than Kurt. At least Kurt is entertaining, I can't think of anything involving her that's ever really entertained me at all.

[Art Sandusky 0]

And, of course, the flip side, where ratings for the over run died when Shane started killing Kane last year.

 

But that was on Spike at 11pm at night. Different demographics involved, as well as the vagaries of cable television ratings and their calculations, the ratings the previous week, the earlier segment killing off the viewership, carnivals, and competing programs of the same nature, such as MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge.

 

Not to mention The Daily Show was on. I love that show.

[JN News 0]

At first, I thought Big Show was going to RAW. But, now I see they're finally booking him as a monster.

[Karc 0]

When Torrie ends the show, BAD things happen. Remember that god-awful lesbian tease a couple of years ago.

 

As far as Angle getting his skull cracked, it doesn't matter in the sense that WWE violence is nothing more than a bad joke that is supposed to make us care. Seriously, if a guy were to be really "busted open" with a pair of brass knuckles or just fists, the whole face would be so puffy that he couldn't look in a mirror for weeks. But no, in the WWE, it's a simple quarter-inch cut that means nothing.

 

I also can't stand the fact that WWE waited for Smackdown to suck this bad that they would actually attempt to "kill" off its top heel for ratings. Like it was said before, this far into the game, I can't take "death" angles seriously, even with the fake blood dripping from behind Angle's head. Kane should have died in the dumpster and the car crash last year, instead, he comes back exactly one week after each incident, looking like nothing happened. The same thing when Triple H got dropped with the car. He was back the following week, so fit and healthy that he kicked Austin's ass. Rock got put in an ambulance and run over by a freakin' 18-wheeler, yet he's back in two weeks with just some novelty tape around his waist and some over-selling. And yet we are really supposed to think that Angle's bit the big one.

 

My intelligence has been so insulted that I should just skip Smackdown this week and not bother. Thank you, WWE, for once again completely de-sensitizing me to something that should make me say "Oh my god," yet now I just say "Oh please." No wonder they support the troops. Watching their programming at this point is like basic level training in trivializing violence.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Angle then announced at Judgment Day it would be Eddie

Guerrero defending the WWE Heavyweight Championship against Justin

Bradshaw Layfield and tonight it would be Guerrero versus The Big Show.

Guerrero

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Man, fuck you WWE, I'm glad I'm not going now, assholes.

 

Once the match started, it was obvious Rico was in Charlie's head

as he rubbed Charlie's chest, grabbed his BUTT, pulled his tights below

his BUTT, and rode him on all four. After Rico kissed Charlie, Haas ran

outside of the ring, into the crowd and then ended up being counted out.

 

Well, that's um...new.

 

In one of the more stranger moments of the night, a promo was aired

regarding a man named Mordecai. He wears a white robe, all of his hair

is white, and he says he is working for the father. His logo is a

variation of the Christian cross. I really have no idea who the

wrestler is.

 

Whitedust?

 

Teddy Long was in the ring for an interview where he brought out Mark

Jindrak, who is now using Lex Luger's old "Narcissist" theme song.

 

*marks out

 

Hey they finally gave him a gimmick!

 

Kurt Angle was shown walking backstage when a TV assistant ran up to him

saying that Show had Torrie cornered. Angle told the guy to take him to

them. Show and Torrie were somewhere in the Fieldhouse where there was

a second floor with a huge drop to the first floor. Show kept saying

"You think I'm funny now Torrie?" and told her if she didn't laugh at

him then he would make her scream. Angle showed up and told Show not to

do it that it would be Angle's ass if Torrie was hurt. Show stated he

didn't care so Angle said he would get up to where they were. Show

pushed Torrie to her BUTT as Angle gets up to location. Show then

chokeslams Angle off of the platform.

 

Reminds me of when Kane chokeslammed Bischoff off the stage at that end of that one RAW.

 

(in Tazz's voice)

 

OH MY GOD!

 

Don't forget Kanes suicide ride into a production truck.

 

When was this and what exactly happened?

 

 

By the way, with the matches they have booked, its certainly better than the crap they've had going on in the past 2 weeks. I'll watch.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

It was when Kane tried attacking Shane in a limo, but Shane locked him in, lodged something between the gas pedal and seat, and drove it at full speed into a production truck....the sad thing is, the limo had no roof window, while Kane climbed in threw one.

[Guest Deviant]

That has got to be the weirdest fucking results report I've ever read.

 

Who would have thought there would be about three things dumber than booking a Bradshaw PPV ME on the show? I figured as soon as I read that, I'd experienced as much anger/disappointment/lack of faith in WWE possible... then they go and turn the OVW guy into Whitedust/God, go over the top on Rico's homoness and fucking KILL Kurt Angle.

 

This is definitely must-see TV, as it is one "I can't believe someone booked this" segment after another.

[Adam 0]

Can I call it a fake yet?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Can I call it a fake yet?

Nope several reports of the same info (one very brief) were put up, so it sadly is real. (wonders if Eugene is booking)

[Adam 0]

I still say this is a fake, for two reasons:

 

1. The Dudleys AREN'T the tag champs, and therefore shouldnt be known as the Tag Champs. They didn't win the belts at any house show that I know of.

 

2. The show is FUCKED UP. It look slike someone has taken all the internet rumors (Show taking time off, Bradshaw-Guerrero ad JD), put them together, and added in some of the stupidest shit they could possibly think of to happen.

 

So I'm saying some guys have decided to play a big joke on the IWC. If this is real, then I'm watching for the reason Devient said - I can't believe somebody booked this.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Thanks Wise...I mean Nice Guy... Now I'm thinking "OK, this is fucked up, but not as fucked up as SD usually is" although it reeks of WWE booking.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Aside from the unexplained Dudleys have the tag belts, everything seems ok.

A MAN WAS MURDERED!

What's the worst thing about all of this? No-one fucking cares.

 

Well done, Vince.

 

UYI

[King Cucaracha 0]

I guess Kurt Angle joins Al Wilson, Pepper and Lucy in that big 'fake death place in the sky.'

 

Great.

 

What's that address you send complaints to, because if this is real, we're gonna have to bombard it.

[Guest Deviant]

I have now come up with three possible explanations:

 

1) These are fake. And just like every other time, we'll be praying that they are until Thursday, at which point we'll all have to collectively say "I'll be damned".

 

2) They decided to give Shane's baby a shot at booking a show, to see if he's ready yet.

 

3) Someone in catering found a huge bag of oregano in RVD's bag and put it into the food, which was then consumed by everyone involved in the making of this show.

 

If there are any other possibilities that make sense, I sure as hell can't think of them.

[Silence 0]

I guess Kurt Angle joins Al Wilson, Pepper and Lucy in that big 'fake death place in the sky.'

 

Great.

 

What's that address you send complaints to, because if this is real, we're gonna have to bombard it.

Unfortunately, it seems like WWE's trying to compete with the "I'm Still Alive" documentary with the way the report sounds about Angle getting "killed off" by The Big Show, because Angle will be back quickly like nothing happened just like Kane and HHH were from their on-TV "deaths".

[Guest Deviant]

Didn't Lucy just break a leg?

 

And what about Moppy? Or Chavo's horse. They were killed too, you know.

[Silence 0]

Nope several reports of the same info (one very brief) were put up, so it sadly is real. (wonders if Eugene is booking)

Possibly he is, since Dinsmore's stupid enough to think a retarded character will get him far in WWE.

[2GOLD 0]

I still believe this is either two fake reports by the WWE, very much like downloading files that get various fakes.

 

 

Or the WWE worked out a deal to promote "I'm still alive" on UPN and at some point you'll have Kurt Angle give some kind of speech about how someone really did what he did and survived and how what they saw on Smackdown was just a skit/angle/whatever.

 

And if not, well Angle has been fired or will have to be killed for the purpose of protecting the lie.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Nope several reports of the same info (one very brief) were put up, so it sadly is real. (wonders if Eugene is booking)

Possibly he is, since Dinsmore's stupid enough to think a retarded character will get him far in WWE.

How many years did he spend in OVW before the gimmick?

 

How many appearances has he made since?

 

I'd say it's a shrewd move.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Didn't Lucy just break a leg?

 

And what about Moppy? Or Chavo's horse. They were killed too, you know.

Pepe! How the hell could I forget Pepe?

 

And Lucy...meh, broken leg, death...same difference.