ChrisMWaters Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 OK...was watching After-Burn to see how the hell they would explain what happened with Kurt Angle. First, they did still shots only, as they said the fall was too horrific for a show like After Burn. Secondly, here's what they explained Kurt had: Grade 3 Concussion Broken Left Leg Severe Internal Injuries. So, he's not dead...just badly injured. Just wanted you all to hear that. Thank you, and have a nice day.
JoeDirt Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line.
CanadianChick Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So he will wear tape around the ribs to help his internal injuries, right?
Silence Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. *cough cough* Ken Shamrock *cough cough*
Downhome Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from?
Steviekick Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in?
Styles Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? from internally, duh!
ChrisMWaters Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more.
CanadianChick Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So, where all did that huge puddle blood come from? Maybe he was bleeding from his mouth. We all know that if you have those dreaded internal injuries, you bleed from your mouth, right?
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 I hope we don't get three months of Angle biting down on condoms full of fake blood because of this. What surgery is Angle having now that requires him to be put out with severe concussions, internal injuries that can only be healed with tape, and a broken leg?
Guest Anglesault Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. I don't think you bleed from the head if you have a concussion. Isn't that a cracked skull? Anyway, Al Wilson was alive for the weekend show as well.
RavishingRickRudo Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE"
DerangedHermit Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. I'd trust Dr. Nick more.
Styles Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Why do I sense a horrible sketch with Kurt walking around like he's fine, Random Jobber: Kurt...are you...ok? Angle: Of course, never felt better! What? What are you looking at? Random Jobber: Nothing. Kurt walks away unaware of the gaping hole in the back of his head with "brains" oozing out...
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Kinda off topic, but when did Kurt Angle drop the whole preaching of the Three I's (Integrity, Intensity, and Intelligence)? I'd guess sometime around his face turn in the Invasion angle, but I seem to think he still did it now and then.
The Amazing Rando Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 "Kurt Angle spoke with the Torch Newsletter website, where they listed his condition as 'dead', he later spoke to WWE.com, who updated his condition to 'alive'..."
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 If I have my concussions right, a grade 3 is somewhere around a particularly stiff chair shot. I don't think you bleed from the head if you have a concussion. Isn't that a cracked skull? Nah all that is is an impact that happens to tear skin aswell.
Slayer Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 So he will wear tape around the ribs to help his internal injuries, right? He's gonna need a lot of tape Kurt Angle: Yeti!
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 That's absolute crap. There's no way that he could fall that far onto cement and not perish. Well, the SmackDown! replay's starting, and here comes Eddy. I'm watching just to see those Big Show/Torrie segments again...
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 "You know, when I was layed-up in the hospital, and I didn't know if I was gonna wrestle again, there's someone that became, a genuine friend..."
Downhome Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 "You know, when I was layed-up in the hospital, and I didn't know if I was gonna wrestle again, there's someone that became, a genuine friend..." The Big Bossman?
Guest wrestlingbs Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Kurt's not dead! ..... He will be soon. :pulls out katana: wrestlingbs is CODE NAME: GARDEN SNAKE Sorry, just saw Kill Bill, Vol. 2.
Guest Trivia247 Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 and then will appear on Smackdown next week with a hangnail and a garfield bandaide on his forehead pretty much how Kane did when he was kicked into the Dumpster of Flaming DEATH
Lil' Bitch Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 I mean I hope Kurt makes a quick recovery.
Guest CronoT Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Aw crud, I wanted to see Zombie Angle. "Muuuuust... EEEEEat... Braaaaains! Muuuuuust... EEEEEAT.... BRRAAAAAAINNNS!... It's... Truuuuue... IIIIT'SSS ... TRUUUUUUUE" That's the funniest shit I've seen all day. Especially the "It's true" part.
EdwardKnoxII Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 and then will appear on Smackdown next week with a hangnail and a garfield bandaide on his forehead pretty much how Kane did when he was kicked into the Dumpster of Flaming DEATH Yeah but, Kane's an undead monster. But, I guess Kurt can say that the US Gov. wanted him to became a real live Captian America and gave him the super soldier formula and that's how Kurt is still alive.
Guest MikeSC Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 Gotta love the "severe internal injuries" line. Well how else are they going to explain the magical pool of blood he laid in? Probably from the Grade 3 Concussion. They DID say it was the most severe. Course, I'd trust a true medical opinion more. Chris, if you can't trust whoever the plucked off the street to host Afterburn --- WHO CAN YOU TRUST? -=Mike
Guest DeathBecomesYou Posted April 18, 2004 Report Posted April 18, 2004 I was kind of hoping that WWE wouldn't explain it, so when he comes out again, we could hear Tazz saying "He's alive... he's alive!!"
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