Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Disclaimer: Dude, Hitler is a douchebag. I'm not a Neo-Nazi. Don't take this the wrong way. This isn't meant to offend the Jewish people on TSM, but rather to celebrate the fact that this guy isn't alive anymore. No members are celebrating a birthday today on TSM, fortunately, because they would be sharing their birthday with two very notorious events, not to mention the worldwide day for everyone to get high. If I could track down a picture of Hitler in a birthday hat, I would. Unfortunately, Hitler's plans are not to sip Bacardi like it's his birthday, but rather to wipe out the entire Jewish population like it's his birthday. More to come on that. HAPPY 115TH BIRTHDAY, HITLER! *blows a noisemaker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 20, 2004 He's overjoyed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I went to his house to bake a cake for him, but something was already in the oven, so I went to Plan B -- a DQ Frozen one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I got him some nifty shower trinkets and took the liberty of placing them in his shower. His water doesn't seem to be running though... ...I don't feel so good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Heh.. I bought the dude a fake testicle.. wait'll you see the look on his face when he opens the box!! Score!@ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Ah, this is much better than what I had to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 20, 2004 This thread would have been a lot more amusing without the wimpy disclaimer at the start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 20, 2004 This thread would have been a lot more amusing without the wimpy disclaimer at the start. I know, I know. I didn't want to risk getting banned for being a friend of Hitler, though. Although I'm sure TSM has seen much worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted April 20, 2004 That wouldn't make any sense. If you started spewing off ignorant anti-semitism, then maybe. But being a friend of Hitler, known animal lover and vegetarian? Come on! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Where's all the Columbine jokes, though? It's easier to mock the scatologia fetishist that's been dead for 60 years than it is to mock a modern mass killing/suicide. Wimps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser Chong 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 It's also this man's birthday: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dids Report post Posted April 20, 2004 I'm pretty sure Mr. Rant's avatar means that nobody is getting banned for being a FoH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 It's also the birthday of Julius Caesar. There is a motto that I live by, and it is as follows: Be like Hitler--don't smoke. "Cigarette mein Fuhrer?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Truly, today is a glorious day for all. Happy birthday you guys~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Where's all the Columbine jokes, though? It's easier to mock the scatologia fetishist that's been dead for 60 years than it is to mock a modern mass killing/suicide. Wimps. When the police looked at some teacher evaluations of those two wacky kids, they were surprised by the positive remarks. "Dylan and Eric have bright futures as public speakers -- real straight shooters." How's that?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did? dying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Side Note: Happy Birthday Don Mattingly, who is celebrating his 43rd birthday. And Hitler would've been 115? Damn. I didn't think he was THAT old when he took over German. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I lost my virginity seven years ago to the day. Actually, it wasn't the 20th, but sometime in April of '97. Ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Hey, German economy flourished under the Hitler regime! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Thanks to Hitler, the moustache wax business was in full flower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I feel like getting stoned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Thanks to Hitler, the moustache wax business was in full flower. Not to mention the freemason bussines which built brick ovens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose all the advances in modern medicine should be ignored because he was Hitler, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose the Chimney Sweep bussiness also thrived during the period. Somebody had to clean out all the sut generated by burning Jews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose the Chimney Sweep bussiness also thrived during the period. Somebody had to clean out all the sut generated by burning Jews. You've killed the joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Killed it like a Nazi killing a Jew! *canned laughter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Killed it like a Nazi killing a Jew! *canned laughter* Sass. I see you in this thread, I assume you'll be cleaning up this mess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted April 21, 2004 Awaits the old Jew pizza joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
