Guest Evolution Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Disclaimer: Dude, Hitler is a douchebag. I'm not a Neo-Nazi. Don't take this the wrong way. This isn't meant to offend the Jewish people on TSM, but rather to celebrate the fact that this guy isn't alive anymore. No members are celebrating a birthday today on TSM, fortunately, because they would be sharing their birthday with two very notorious events, not to mention the worldwide day for everyone to get high. If I could track down a picture of Hitler in a birthday hat, I would. Unfortunately, Hitler's plans are not to sip Bacardi like it's his birthday, but rather to wipe out the entire Jewish population like it's his birthday. More to come on that. HAPPY 115TH BIRTHDAY, HITLER! *blows a noisemaker*
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I went to his house to bake a cake for him, but something was already in the oven, so I went to Plan B -- a DQ Frozen one...
Slayer Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I got him some nifty shower trinkets and took the liberty of placing them in his shower. His water doesn't seem to be running though... ...I don't feel so good
BX Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Heh.. I bought the dude a fake testicle.. wait'll you see the look on his face when he opens the box!! Score!@
Guest Evolution Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Ah, this is much better than what I had to say.
Guest Dids Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 This thread would have been a lot more amusing without the wimpy disclaimer at the start.
Guest Evolution Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 This thread would have been a lot more amusing without the wimpy disclaimer at the start. I know, I know. I didn't want to risk getting banned for being a friend of Hitler, though. Although I'm sure TSM has seen much worse.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 That wouldn't make any sense. If you started spewing off ignorant anti-semitism, then maybe. But being a friend of Hitler, known animal lover and vegetarian? Come on!
nl5xsk1 Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Where's all the Columbine jokes, though? It's easier to mock the scatologia fetishist that's been dead for 60 years than it is to mock a modern mass killing/suicide. Wimps.
Guest Dids Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 I'm pretty sure Mr. Rant's avatar means that nobody is getting banned for being a FoH.
B. Brian Brunzell Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 It's also the birthday of Julius Caesar. There is a motto that I live by, and it is as follows: Be like Hitler--don't smoke. "Cigarette mein Fuhrer?"
justsoyouknow Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did?
Guest T®ITEC Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Truly, today is a glorious day for all. Happy birthday you guys~
kkktookmybabyaway Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Where's all the Columbine jokes, though? It's easier to mock the scatologia fetishist that's been dead for 60 years than it is to mock a modern mass killing/suicide. Wimps. When the police looked at some teacher evaluations of those two wacky kids, they were surprised by the positive remarks. "Dylan and Eric have bright futures as public speakers -- real straight shooters." How's that?...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did? dying.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Side Note: Happy Birthday Don Mattingly, who is celebrating his 43rd birthday. And Hitler would've been 115? Damn. I didn't think he was THAT old when he took over German.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 I lost my virginity seven years ago to the day. Actually, it wasn't the 20th, but sometime in April of '97. Ah well.
Slayer Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Come on, guys, what about all the good things Hitler did?
Hank Kingsley Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Hey, German economy flourished under the Hitler regime!
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Thanks to Hitler, the moustache wax business was in full flower.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 I feel like getting stoned.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Thanks to Hitler, the moustache wax business was in full flower. Not to mention the freemason bussines which built brick ovens
justsoyouknow Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose all the advances in modern medicine should be ignored because he was Hitler, right?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose the Chimney Sweep bussiness also thrived during the period. Somebody had to clean out all the sut generated by burning Jews.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 I suppose the Chimney Sweep bussiness also thrived during the period. Somebody had to clean out all the sut generated by burning Jews. You've killed the joke.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Killed it like a Nazi killing a Jew! *canned laughter*
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 Killed it like a Nazi killing a Jew! *canned laughter* Sass. I see you in this thread, I assume you'll be cleaning up this mess.
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