Jump to content
TSM Forums
Sign in to follow this  
DMann2003

The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

Recommended Posts

Guest netslob

i always liked Pearl. i thought her segment in the theater during Delta Knights was pretty good.

 

as for Overdrawn, my favorite part was when the fat man is walking around the pool and Servo keeps making grunting, out-of-breath noises and cracks Crow up. i always thought that was just Bill Corbett cracking up for real and just incorporating Crow into it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Evolution

"Ident!"

"That's a shame, maybe you need a poly-vinyl coating."

 

"My name is...Apollonia James."

"Forgot for a sec."

 

"Is his brain sexy?"

 

"Hooray for socks."

 

"Mom! What are you doing here?

"Shouldn't you be Puerto Rican?!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Sir, what are you going to do?" "Eeeat!"

 

"Ah, he opened the Syntho Flabo Door!"

 

BTW, anybody else think the Fat Man looked like Jiminy Glick's evil twin?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them

Let's see whose laughing nowww

 

It's actually "They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them...let's see if they'll be laughing nooooooooooooooooow".

 

I love that episode. Servo's "I like jello" quip when they show the fat guy in the courtroom still puts me in fits of laughter.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

great as Overdrawn... was, Pod People still has my all time favorite MST3K line

 

Joel: Trumpy, you can do stupid stuff!

just the perfect delivery and timing...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

He tried to kill me with a Forklift....Ole!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Smues
He tried to kill me with a Forklift....Ole!

 

Best joke ever.

 

This is the song about the crews condition

They all feel like they're gonna puke

They tried to kill him with a forklift!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm pissed because in trying to convert Fugitive Alien 2 from VHS to DVD but my VCR keeps shutting down. I think it's the tape, so I'll try going tape to tape see if that does better then transfer from there.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them

Let's see whose laughing nowww

 

It's actually "They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them...let's see if they'll be laughing nooooooooooooooooow".

 

I love that episode. Servo's "I like jello" quip when they show the fat guy in the courtroom still puts me in fits of laughter.

"Blondie, no!"

"I like jello."

"Give 'em hell, Harry!"

"Eleanor Roosevelt is PISSED!"

"She's drunk!" "It's funny!"

"quack quack quack quack"

"Aren't you going to pour me a drink too, Jimmy?" "Sure, who ARE you?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

One of my favorites...and for the longest time the only one I had on tape, has to be Teenage Caveman.

 

Two fun shorts, especially "Catching Trouble" with the EEEEVIL Ross...and then there's the part where they sing the Bunny Hop whenever the cavemen are walking at the end.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them

Let's see whose laughing nowww

 

It's actually "They laughed when I accused my parents and I killed them...let's see if they'll be laughing nooooooooooooooooow".

 

I love that episode. Servo's "I like jello" quip when they show the fat guy in the courtroom still puts me in fits of laughter.

"Blondie, no!"

"I like jello."

"Give 'em hell, Harry!"

"Eleanor Roosevelt is PISSED!"

"She's drunk!" "It's funny!"

"quack quack quack quack"

"Aren't you going to pour me a drink too, Jimmy?" "Sure, who ARE you?"

"Part four...Citizens on Patrol!"

 

"A young Al Bundy!"

 

"LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!" (not to mention Joel's subtle "Pssh, liar!" during the scene at her apartment).

 

"Oh no, mom's in the bottle again!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

"Early tractor pulls, not too much fun...this is the freestyle competition."

"Every year, thousands of acres of rainforest are lost. WHO CARES?"

"Here, as anointed by God, man holds dominion over his earth."

"The best part is, this guy doesn't even work for anyone. He's just doing this for kicks."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How'd I miss this thread for six pages?

 

I watched Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders three times in three nights recently, thanks in part to the rib detailed in my avatar.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I watched like half of Laserblast, and it was fucking horrible. A Master Ninja reference and Hank Williams Jr. "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL??!!" riff just barely made it worthwhile. Based on the plot summary the rest of it has to be good....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
"Early tractor pulls, not too much fun...this is the freestyle competition."

"Every year, thousands of acres of rainforest are lost. WHO CARES?"

"Here, as anointed by God, man holds dominion over his earth."

"The best part is, this guy doesn't even work for anyone. He's just doing this for kicks."

 

"Go speed farmer, go speed farmer, go speed farmer go!"

 

The carrot portion of that short:

 

"Here they are interrogated."

 

"They're made flavorless so people will buy steak!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What was the movie that took place on a space ship where all the exterior shots were stock "Battlestar Galatica" footage and they kept making "______y Mc_____" name jokes about all the characters?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×