The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

[devo 0]

Space Mutiny.

 

"Bold Bigflank!"

 

"Thick McRunfast!"

 

"Buff Drinklots!"

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

*ahem*

 

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[Guest netslob]

"Flint Ironstag"

 

"Bolt Vanderhuge"

 

"Thick McRunfast"

 

"Slate Fistcrunch"

 

"Buff Hardback"

 

"Bob Johnson (no, wait...)"

[The Czech Republic 0]

Look, look, look at my crotch!

Look, look, look at my crotch!

Look, look, look at my crotch!

Loooooooooook at my crotch!

[AndrewTS 0]

FINAL VOLUME 8 EPISODES ANNOUNCED -- UPDATED

We are pleased to pass along the remaining two episodes that will appear in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 8 DVD set. In addition to the two prevously announced titles, episode 902- PHANTOM PLANET and episode 907- HOBGOBLINS, the set will also include (drumroll)...episode 421- MONSTER A-GO-GO (with short: CIRCUS ON ICE) and episode 603- THE DEAD TALK BACK (with short: THE SELLING WIZARD).

 

The set is tentatively scheduled to hit stores November 8th, and not September 20th as earlier reported.--MST3K Info

[Ravenbomb 0]

"Hey, she's dead!"

"MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!"

[devo 0]

"Hey, she's dead!"

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Ahahaha.

 

"All right, look alive everybody-oh, sorry Cindy."

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

*dude gets shot*

 

"I'll get the manager."

[AndrewTS 0]

Inspired by El Luchadore Magnifico's avatar:

 

"Remember to BELIEVE in MAGIC...or I'll kill you."

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

From Merlin:

 

"Hello Susan"

 

"...I bet YOU can have children."

[devo 0]

God, so many good ones from Merlin's Shop.

 

"I'm afraid that, over the years, some of the pages have become brittle."

 

"Like the missus here."

 

"And pieces have...fallen off."

 

"Again, like the missus here."

 

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"Looks like an old book."

 

"DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO!"

 

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"Plus the polyps in my colon-"

 

"Look, I gotta go!"

 

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"It's nothing more than a rock."

 

"Like your womb!"

[Slayer 0]

"My sperm is top notch; it's all her fault"

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

"His cat turned into oily rags."

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

"So evil wins Grandpa Borgnine?"

 

"That's right. Even your tiny soul is doomed, Billy."

[Slayer 0]

*during one of the slow stretches of the monkey story*

 

Tom: "The grandson must be pretty bored at this point."

 

Crow (as Borgnine): "'He puttered around the house and got himself a cold drink.'"

[SuperJerk 0]

FINAL VOLUME 8 EPISODES ANNOUNCED -- UPDATED

We are pleased to pass along the remaining two episodes that will appear in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 8 DVD set. In addition to the two prevously announced titles, episode 902- PHANTOM PLANET and episode 907- HOBGOBLINS, the set will also include (drumroll)...episode 421- MONSTER A-GO-GO (with short: CIRCUS ON ICE) and episode 603- THE DEAD TALK BACK (with short: THE SELLING WIZARD).

 

The set is tentatively scheduled to hit stores November 8th, and not September 20th as earlier reported.--MST3K Info

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Based entirely on the reputation established by that throwaway line in "Manos", I must buy this set.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I left all my DVDs at home, but at least I have "The Home Economics Story."

 

"I'm huge!"

[SuperJerk 0]

My favorite short has to be Why Study Industrial Arts.

 

"Why study industrial arts? Because you're bad a math..."

 

"We'll need actors...people who can read...lines with and interact with others."

 

"This thing won't fit back in my pants, Earl."

[Guest Smues]

"But grampa Borgnine the tree fell right on him!"

 

"I know but I wrote myself into a corner"

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

"Hello, 70s house."

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Since I seem to have my head stuck in song parodies...

 

ROCK & ROLL MARTIAN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROCK & ROLL TRUCK

 

I lost it the first time I heard these.

[devo 0]

Bump.

 

I saw The Touch of Satan for the first time the other day, which was the last ninth season show I needed to see. Amazingly funny episode. Quotes...

 

"You didn't...call him, did you?"

 

"Or mail anything."

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"This is where my TONGUE lives."

 

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"Just ram that moldy olive loaf into your loser face."

 

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"There's been a walnut uprising."

[Slayer 0]

Angry 19th century mob: "Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn the witch!"

 

Mike: "Oh, and, uh, go Packers! But mostly burn the witch..."

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

"I stayed in a tanning bed for a whole decade!"

[Ted the Poster 0]

[Policeman is being killed]

Crow(as Lucinda): "I reported my bike stolen EIGHTY YEARS AGO!"

[devo 0]

"The store owner's wife died when someone said 'ZA!'. It's not funny."

 

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"Psh. I've said 'ZA!' in better places than this."

 

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"I'm just gonna turn in here quick and say 'ZA!' to someone."

 

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"Not gonna 'ZA!' your way outta this one, are ya smart guy?"

[Ravenbomb 0]

I'd quote Boggy Creek 2, but I can't remember a single line from that ep. That has to be the most forgettable MST3K episode I've ever seen.

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

Boggy Creek 2, here we go:

 

*One of the girls sketches 'The Creature'*

Mike: "Robin Williams!"

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Crow: "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

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*The Creature busts through Crenshaw's front door*

Crow: "Snap into a slim-jim!"

 

Oh, and am I right in assuming Track of the Moonbeast is the ep with the running Soup Ingredient gag in it? Jonny Longbow or something is in that, right?

[Ravenbomb 0]

I do remember Servo getting excited about the two girls maybe mud wrestling

[SuperJerk 0]

Which episode was is where Joel picked Servo up and tossed him across the theater?