The OAO Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thread

[Guest Smues]

In an unforeseen tragedy the two actors were NOT in the car at the time of the crash.

[devo 0]

"She's the kind of girl you bring home to mom...if mom's a cigarette-y retired hooker."

 

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"Did you see that? The hose outacted them."

 

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"Let's hope it was a coitus-free van ride over to Club Scum."

 

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"I'll also tell you about my problematic urethra, if you'll follow me."

 

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"Well, he's already got Loverboy beat as a live act."

 

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"Paint my muscle car PRUNE colored, please!"

[Zack Malibu 0]

"Ladies and gentlemen...FLATBUTT!"

[Ted the Poster 0]

"Someone's rubbing puppets on us!"

 

"Donkey mud wrestlers usually use the back entrance."

"Well, you'd know all about that."

[Slayer 0]

Chicken... corn... green peppers... chili...

 

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Onions...

[Guest netslob]

...hair...

[SuperJerk 0]

Servo's breakdown at the end of Manos is better. Too long to quote or memorize, but for the one person who has never seen Manos, the movie is technically over and it cuts to two women in a car. No dialogue, so Servo provides it for both of them while Joel and Crow just sit in silence. They both know it is too late for their friend.

 

That was indeed awesome, but the first time I heard it, I wasn't really watching the screen, and missed Joel and Crow just nudging each other and shaking their heads etc.

I watched Manos again yesterday (hence, why I resurrected this thread), and that whole scene was awesome.

 

I know I've probably asked this before, but what was the movie where Joel picked Servo up and threw him across the theater?

[River City Rocker 0]

I know I've probably asked this before, but what was the movie where Joel picked Servo up and threw him across the theater?

 

I think it was Tormented.

 

I do remember Joel gleefully tossing Servo across the screen as they entered the theater from one of the host segments, so maybe that's what you're thinking of.

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It was Mike in "The Atomic Brain."

[Slayer 0]

I know for sure it happened in Atomic Brain, after a host segment where Tom and Crow made fun of his chin puppetry

 

Another funny entrance was in Time Chasers when Eddie (alternate universe Mike) carries Tom in by his neck

[Slayer 0]

According to the Satellite News, BBI and Rhino's rights to Beginning of the End have expired, so retailers have been told to cease selling it.

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Cambot actually participated in "Sidehackers."

 

Too bad about "Beginning of the End." That was one of the more solid Season 5 episodes.

[devo 0]

Currently watching The Brain That Wouldn't Die. Notable for being the first Mike episode, sure, but it's also damn funny.

 

"You're not my dad! You're Hitler!"

 

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"Doesn't she need lungs?"

 

"No, she's got neck juice!"

 

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"Oh, so that's why you had me kill my girlfriend, so I could SEE THE CLOSET?!"

 

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"Oh, there are ways...there are ways..."

 

"Lots of...ways...many ways...did I mention there are ways?"

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"Kurt, remind me again: why did I hire you?"

[BX 0]

Where are you guys watching these? You have them taped? Any chance I could get a tape? Or is it a torrent?

[Ted the Poster 0]

I use a winamp stream.

[SuperJerk 0]

Where are you guys watching these? You have them taped? Any chance I could get a tape? Or is it a torrent?

I still have about a dozen of VHS tapes from when they were on Comedy Central and Sci-Fi Channel, rented some, and I got a couple on DVD.

[BX 0]

I use a winamp stream.

 

Tell me more.

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everyshowsucks.com has one, if I'm not mistaken. You have to have a subsciption for instant access, otherwise you have to wait in a queue.

 

The domain seems to be down, but the stream is still going. "Manos" is on right now.

 

http://70.85.15.122:15851/;stream.nsv

[Guest netslob]

"Oh, there are ways...there are ways..."

 

"Lots of...ways...many ways...did I mention there are ways?"

 

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...ways...

[Slayer 0]

Where are you guys watching these? You have them taped? Any chance I could get a tape? Or is it a torrent?

I have nearly every ep on tape and have been working on converting them from VHS to DVD.

 

What few eps I didn't have on tape, I got from torrents.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Cambot actually participated in "Sidehackers."

 

Too bad about "Beginning of the End." That was one of the more solid Season 5 episodes.

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[Ted the Poster 0]

"I made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair."

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I was watching Boggy Creek II tonight.

 

"Lucy Braless!"

 

"Hey hotshot ever used a tranquilizer gun rectally!?"

[Slayer 0]

That dark-haired chick was damn fine eye-candy

[Ted the Poster 0]

"Every night we had to tie Tim in the trees to keep him safe from the creature."

[Guest T®ITEC]

The, uh, "outhouse" story from that movie was quite possibly the worst thing ever.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sadly the MST3K guys said that the actual scene in the movie was quite longer and even more disgusting, but they thankfully cut it down for the episode.

[devo 0]

"Feces! Hahahaha."

[Slayer 0]

"Kent Hrbek after retirement!"

 

I love when they'd stick Minnesota sports references in there.