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We all know her face is stretched around her head twice, but shes still hot.

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Guest Banders Kennany

Damn straight when you say "butterface", I mean I have never seen wrinkled butter! But enough of my bad jokes......as for my opinion on Kylie I think she is gross to look at. She used to be okay despite her weird facial features, but she's been gross for quite a bit now, and that last picture is extremely disgusting.

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Guest Dids

That site is a joke. Somebody gains 10 pouds and they think they got work done.

 

That said- your girl needs a double bacon cheeseburger- stat.

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(starts looking for bad pictures of IDRM)

Bad pictures as in pictures that make him look ugly, or bad pictures as in BAD PICTURES?

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Guest RickyChosyu

It also doesn't help that it seems her hairline has receded as much as a man's.

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(starts looking for bad pictures of IDRM)

Unfortunately the link in the cock shots thread is down...

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Kylie has to be what near Madonna's age in her 40s right?

Everyone wants to think she's much older than she is. She's actually ten years younger than Madonna, and is turning 36 this month.

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Guest Vitamin X

What are you doing for her birthday Kotz? It seems you have something planned for knowing when it is well and all..

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I dunno, May 28th will be special one way or another. Maybe I'll make myself an outfit like she had at the 2002 World Music Awards (my favorite of hers) and walk around downtown Charleston.

 

Or not.

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I dunno, May 28th will be special one way or another. Maybe I'll make myself an outfit like she had at the 2002 World Music Awards (my favorite of hers) and walk around downtown Charleston.

 

Or not.

the silver brit awards outfit owns that one.

 

admit it: you're not really a kylie fan at all. you're a damn dirty goth.

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I think I just may write this and send it to her. Hopefully the mail screeners won't think it's another screenplay for her or something and trash it.

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Guest Vitamin X

May 28th? Kylie's birthday is on Memorial Day?

 

And ironically enough the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. HOLY SHIT~!

 

May 28th: Sexually Liberate Yourself Day. Or not.

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May 28th? Kylie's birthday is on Memorial Day?

 

And ironically enough the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. HOLY SHIT~!

 

May 28th: Sexually Liberate Yourself Day. Or not.

Could you be any more goth?

 

Oh and Kotz, write it up and call it "The Passion Of The Kotz". Kylie will think it's the sequel to that God film, she'll wanna star in it, and you could get into her pants via a steamy love scene. Perfect!

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Guest Vitamin X

I could be wearing a giant crucifix around my neck right now and listening to shitty nu-metal while writing a poem about the sorrow of my past lover's death while at the same time painting my fingernails black to match the emptyness inside my cold, empty soul.

 

But I'm not.

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