Adam Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 We all know her face is stretched around her head twice, but shes still hot.
Guest Banders Kennany Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Damn straight when you say "butterface", I mean I have never seen wrinkled butter! But enough of my bad jokes......as for my opinion on Kylie I think she is gross to look at. She used to be okay despite her weird facial features, but she's been gross for quite a bit now, and that last picture is extremely disgusting.
Edwin MacPhisto Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Fuck you for making me think of Genesis.
Art Sandusky Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Eh, anyone can find bad pictures of anyone. She's still my #1 woman.
Guest Dids Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 That site is a joke. Somebody gains 10 pouds and they think they got work done. That said- your girl needs a double bacon cheeseburger- stat.
Nighthawk Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Eh, anyone can find bad pictures of anyone. Not me.
DerangedHermit Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 (starts looking for bad pictures of IDRM) Bad pictures as in pictures that make him look ugly, or bad pictures as in BAD PICTURES?
Guest RickyChosyu Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 It also doesn't help that it seems her hairline has receded as much as a man's.
razazteca Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Kylie has to be what near Madonna's age in her 40s right?
k thx Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 (starts looking for bad pictures of IDRM) Unfortunately the link in the cock shots thread is down...
Art Sandusky Posted May 1, 2004 Report Posted May 1, 2004 Kylie has to be what near Madonna's age in her 40s right? Everyone wants to think she's much older than she is. She's actually ten years younger than Madonna, and is turning 36 this month.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 What are you doing for her birthday Kotz? It seems you have something planned for knowing when it is well and all..
Art Sandusky Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I dunno, May 28th will be special one way or another. Maybe I'll make myself an outfit like she had at the 2002 World Music Awards (my favorite of hers) and walk around downtown Charleston. Or not.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I dunno, May 28th will be special one way or another. Maybe I'll make myself an outfit like she had at the 2002 World Music Awards (my favorite of hers) and walk around downtown Charleston. Or not. the silver brit awards outfit owns that one. admit it: you're not really a kylie fan at all. you're a damn dirty goth.
Art Sandusky Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I forgot that one! Dammit, now I'm torn. And I should note how disconcerting it is to see "Incandenza" posting.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Foolish goth. Wanna cry? Go write some poetry about pain, ya black-clad ponce.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Kylie Loves Kotz: The Play would be bizarrely interesting. Plus, any form of legitimate theatre with Australian accents rocks.
Art Sandusky Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I think I just may write this and send it to her. Hopefully the mail screeners won't think it's another screenplay for her or something and trash it.
Art Sandusky Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 Or maybe I'm still slightly drunk. I should go to bed.
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 May 28th? Kylie's birthday is on Memorial Day? And ironically enough the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. HOLY SHIT~! May 28th: Sexually Liberate Yourself Day. Or not.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 May 28th? Kylie's birthday is on Memorial Day? And ironically enough the 3 year anniversary of me breaking up with my ex. HOLY SHIT~! May 28th: Sexually Liberate Yourself Day. Or not. Could you be any more goth? Oh and Kotz, write it up and call it "The Passion Of The Kotz". Kylie will think it's the sequel to that God film, she'll wanna star in it, and you could get into her pants via a steamy love scene. Perfect!
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 2, 2004 Report Posted May 2, 2004 I could be wearing a giant crucifix around my neck right now and listening to shitty nu-metal while writing a poem about the sorrow of my past lover's death while at the same time painting my fingernails black to match the emptyness inside my cold, empty soul. But I'm not.
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