The Dames 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Hey Everyone! I'm officially back and I would like to thank Dr. Tom and Sass for holding down the fort while I was gone. I'll admit, it took a lot longer than I thought it would, but everything is fine now. Actually...scratch that. I've made a lot of sacrifices to get back online as soon as I could. For example, I just moved into my own place last week (way behind schedule)...and I don't have any furniture or a bed. I've been sleeping on the floor...but hey, I've got cable internet, finally. Anyway, I've got a TON of things going on at once, but rest assured that I'm not going anyway and I'm back full time. I'm sure some of you have questions, so feel free to ask. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 who the hell is this? Did Tom hire another helper admin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Do you plan on starting up the diatribes again anytime soon? Glad you have everything back in order, my favorite jolly elf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Just remember that I am Chevy now, not Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Get one of those things that are basically made of sponge. They're a chair that unfolds into a bed. I called it a Chair-bed as a youth but it has a specific name. It costs like $15 and beats sleeping directly on the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Just remember that I am Chevy now, not Banky. If you were really committed to that you'd take that quote out of your sig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Yay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 ...and I don't have any furniture or a bed. I've been sleeping on the floor...but hey, I've got cable internet, finally. For whatever reason I found this odd. Maybe because I'm lazy and would mentally break down if I didn't have a bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 7, 2004 you gotta love a man who puts the internet above furniture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted May 7, 2004 As a youth from the ages of 10 to 12 I slept on the corner of the floor in the dining room of our old home. I didn't have a bedroom or a bed...just one of those Chairbeds I spoke of previously and a small boombox stereo with CD player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Love or fear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted May 7, 2004 a loving fear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted May 7, 2004 I agree that Tom has been doing a fantastic job running the place in TheDames' absence. In my estimation he has made the single greatest positive change to the main site since it's creation. He stopped reviewing movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted May 7, 2004 Welcome back, Dames. It really hasn't been the same without you. I hope you get some furniture soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Welcome back Dames. You probably not remember me, but happy to have you back! Now get back to the Diatribes. I miss'em. I jest. Just glad you be back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaosrage 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 You were gone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Just remember that I am Chevy now, not Banky. If you were really committed to that you'd take that quote out of your sig. Shit I have sigs turned off, I forgot all about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Well, I know I'm not the first to say it (and I definately won't be the last), but it is awesome to have you back Dames. Tom and Sass were good at running the board and everything, but I'm glad you're back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 I'm the Dame e-z to the G ho Call me Dames G got more game than Coleco I'm a freak ho Call me sick Three foot nine with the ten foot dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Did anybody else think Dames was dead? He could have been the new Paul McCartney (or Paul Orndorff for that matter). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest acnx Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Welcome back Dames! And definitely go to Target or Wal-Mart or something...you can get something haf-way comfortable for real cheap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted May 8, 2004 don't listen to these nutters, go to army-navy surplus and get an egg crate liner. ps: make Kingpk unlock the Yankee thread, I enjoyed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Kylie, what makes that rap funnier is that oversized photo of The Dames above it. Yeah Dames, nice to have you back - just in time to do a Judgment Day Diatribe. Have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 You got a lot of RAW recaps to catch up on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Don't listen. Tom's just hacked into Dames acount to further his plan to make this board into a Marney fan-site. Alternatively, welcome back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Museite Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Did anybody else think Dames was dead? The thought crossed my mind...I'm happy to have been proven wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Get one of those things that are basically made of sponge. They're a chair that unfolds into a bed. I called it a Chair-bed as a youth but it has a specific name. It costs like $15 and beats sleeping directly on the floor. Around here, we refer to those things as a "Flip 'n Fuck." Dead? Shit, the guy went to Connecticut... What's he going to do? Get run over by a drunk wandering Kennedy or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Or a speeding David Letterman. So Dames is officially a New Englander, huh? Of course, he's in Connecticut, the red-headed stepchild of the group (mostly Yankee fans, cares about college basketball, actually allowed casinos to be built) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 Mostly Yankee fans? I've seen more Red Sox fans than I ever have in my LIFE here. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2004 REUTERS - "Wrestling writer and internet webmaster killed in violent Boston/New York fan brawl..." Read More Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
