Let's play a game of "Would You Rather?"

[Nevermortal]

I go first! OMG!

 

Would you rather have bicycles for teeth or a drugstore built on your leg?

[haVoc]

Drugstore

 

Would you rather anal Nicole Bass or make out with Vince McMahon, Jr?

[Nevermortal]

I'd rather anal Nicole Bass, that way I wouldn't have to look at her.

 

Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?

[NYU]

Penis for a nose.

 

Would you rather have sex with a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina?

[haVoc]

Penis for a nose

 

Would you rather have sex with Bob Barron or look like Bob Barron for the rest of your life?

[Nevermortal]

Sex with Bob Barron. It'd be quick and painless.

 

Would you rather have your dick bitten off by a horse or have your asshole reamed by one?

[Guest slacklet]

Asshole reamed.

 

Would you rather kick a blind man in the nuts or take his wallet?

[DCMaximo]

Take his wallet

 

Would you rather be Seigfried or Roy?

[1234-5678]

Siegfried

 

Would you rather get your foot run over by a car or smell a fat girl's panties after she just got done jogging?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

That's a tough choice, but I think I would more rather have the old foot run over by a car. Would you rather lose your two favorite toes (whatever ones those are) or have someone you had no feelings for on the message board's life ruined for ten years and know it was your fault?

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Having unfortunately experienced both, I'd rather my foot run over again. Your car is out of control, you come across your favorite pet and a cancer patient, which do you swerve to miss?

 

EDIT: Life ruined. I just use my toes too much.

[1234-5678]

Swerve to miss the pet.

 

Would you rather own a television that could only play the movie "No Holds Barred" or get thrown through a plate glass window?

[Nevermortal]

I'd eat the shit, you never know, there could be a hoagie hidden inside.

 

Would you rather lick the asshole of a sweaty Yokozuna post match or kiss Trish Stratus after she just drank a cocktail of diarhea, urine, blood, and jizz?

[1234-5678]

Stratusfaction for me.

 

Would you rather shit thumbtacks or eat used condoms?

[Detective Comics]

Shit thumbtacks.

 

Would you rather fuck your grandmother (even if shes dead [care for a little necrophelia?]) or kill everyone in your immediate family by removing their limbs and watching them die?

[Nevermortal]

I'd fuck my grandmother.

 

Would you rather chop your cock off for 5 million dollars (the cock could be sewn back afterwards) or have full blown gay sex with a stranger for 3 hours (with no guarantee of whether or not they have a disease) for 5 million?

[The Kid]

Choppy choppy...

 

Would you rather be forced to swallow barbed wire or have a cow prod shoved up your ass for 24 hours straight?

[Tawren]

Barbed wire.

 

Would you rather drink candlewax out of Hulk Hogan's sweaty ass or eat four stillborn babies whole?

[Guest slacklet]

Wax me.

 

Would you rather watch a 24-hour marathon of Bill Cosby making orgasmic sounds or listen to your mother masturbate while screaming your name?

[Detective Comics]

Cosby.

 

Would you rather have any and all hair on your body replaced with tiny little retarded men, or have lard pour out of every orifice in your body for 22 out of the 24 hours in a day?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

These are all pretty easy ones. I guessed what everyone would pick since mine and got it right. C'mon how is Bill Cosby making orgasm noises worse than listening to your mom masturbate? The one I am about to answer is the only good one in a while.

 

If you mean 22 out of 24 hours forever, I would pick the retarded men. If you only mean for just 22 hours one time I would pick the 22 hours.

 

Okay how about this one.......would you rather be forced to kill ten strangers who are not evil or good people but average people over the course of a year with no guarantee you will not be caught (although a magic spell is cast so it will be only be half as hard to escape the police as it would be if this was done normally) or be faced with the knowledge that your first born baby will die in an accident or get murdered within the year that it turns 8 years old and there's nothing you can do to stop it?

[The Amazing Rando]

I would kill 10 homeless people.

 

 

Would you rather be the sole person responsible for nuclear winter, or have taxidermy done on yourself while you were still alive.

[Guest croweater]

grrr dude beat me to it

 

 

Taxidermy, but only because of my secret love of Babar.

 

Ok, would you rather

a. have sex with a 4 year old child with the knowledge that after it all paedophillia, rape and child exploitation in the world would stop, or

 

b. painfully torture and kill a 4 year old child knowing that there would be no more murder in the world after your act.

[The Amazing Rando]

i'm not sure how you'd have sex with a four year old. and I really don't want to think about it.

[Guest croweater]

My personal view is

 

Q.How would you have sex with a 4 year old?

 

A. You wouldn't.

[The Amazing Rando]

like I said. I really don't think to think about it.

 

 

Back on this odd topic:

 

Would you rather have your hair made of:

 

a) rope

b) ribbon

c) lint

[DCMaximo]

Ribbon

 

Would you rather have both of your arms amputated without anesthetic or get hit hard in the face with a hammer every day for the next three years.

[Scroby]

Hammer to the face.

 

Would you rather get smashed in the back of the head with a metal ball bat, or have your named craved into your back with a piece of glass?

[Nevermortal]

I'd have my name carved in my back.

 

Would you rather fuck your mother or have an orgy with your immediate family (aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents)?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Mom

 

 

Goatce or tubgirl