Bradshaw's latest column...

[Guest Sleekster]

I never miss this... I was getting concerned at the time it took to get to this latest one, but it was worth it.

 

Anyway, this is my favourite bit. Couldn't be farked posting all of it. Yez can get it on the WWE website if you want too...

 

 I am looking forward to Judgment Day at the STAPLES Center. I believe the pay-per-view will be an excellent show. I look forward to a very exciting match. I have worked my entire career for this match on Sunday. Believe me, I will do whatever I have to do to have a great match.

 

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready. For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

 

JBL will deliver Sunday and you can ?report? whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends. How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don?t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don?t judge.

 

Gimme feedback you nerds or i'll hunt you down and stuff you in yer locker.

[Guest Dazed]

lol

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Honestly, I can't figure out what's funnier. The fact that Bradshaw thinks we have little influence(considering he'll see the influence when NOBODY orders the PPV) or the fact that he is referring to ANYONE as gay.......

[AndrewTS 0]

 I am looking forward to Judgment Day at the STAPLES Center. I believe the pay-per-view will be an excellent show. I look forward to a very exciting match.

 

Hey, there's one.

 

I have worked my entire career for this match on Sunday. Believe me, I will do whatever I have to do to have a great match.

 

So he'll get injured and then replaced by Paul London?

 

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready.

 

HAHAHAH!

 

For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me,

 

Translation: Please give me heat. Please buy the PPV or come see and boo me. I'm begging you.

 

Is checkers Bradshaw's idea of a what nerds do for fun?

 

I've done plenty more athletic things, I'm just not good at it, though.

 

and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

 

So Bradshaw admits he's nobody? Anyway, how out of touch. The internet isn't taboo and nerds rule the world, so get over yourself already.

 

I'm sure the financial wizards in school were never picked on, oh no. Come on, John, get your schtick and stereotypes consistent already.

 

JBL will deliver Sunday and you can ?report? whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends.

 

Why bother? The sagging ratings and disasterous buyrate will be enough influence.

 

How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother?

 

A financial wizard, folks.

 

After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don?t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you?

 

You do.

 

Of course, it is 2004, I don?t judge.

 

If it was 1984, maybe he'd be over.

[Guest duck420]

heh hes the type of fat fuck i used to sell term papers to that i copied off of the internet for 500 dollars then he got caught and kicke dout of school and loses his fucking scholarship

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

John Bradshaw Layfield: Not only does he suck, but he's an ignorant asshole too.

[Guest Dazed]

So anyway, is this some weird last ditch attempt to get heel heat, or does he believe this shit?

[DCMaximo 0]

Erm, Bradshaw, we don't hate you because you're out-of-shape, we hate you because you're a god-awful wrestler who has never had a decent singles match and doesn't deserve to be a main-eventer.

[AndrewTS 0]

So anyway, is this some weird last ditch attempt to get heel heat, or does he believe this shit?

I think a little of both. He did columns like this back when he was a face in a midcard tag team, but they weren't as pointed as this.

[Jericho2000Mark 0]

 I am looking forward to Judgment Day at the STAPLES Center. I believe the pay-per-view will be an excellent show. I look forward to a very exciting match. I have worked my entire career for this match on Sunday. Believe me, I will do whatever I have to do to have a great match.

 

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready. For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

Coming from a guy who hasn't worked a ten minute match in his life...

 

JBL will deliver Sunday and you can ?report? whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends. How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don?t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don?t judge.

 

Coming from a guy who is notorious for raping other guys in his profession...

[dubq 0]

For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me.

LMAO! I would love to challenge this guy to a JKD fight.

 

How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother?

Shit, fuck. My girlfriend doesn't count I guess..

[Guest wrestlingbs]

I never got the "let's insult our most loyal fans" mentality in the wrestling business. It's like they don't want us to watch. Well, Bradshaw can take comfort in the fact that I have had no plans nor will make any plans to watch Judgment Day or his match.

 

And Bradshaw does know that this isn't 1996 and the majority of people use the net in one form or another? In fact, he does. Does that make him a pocket-protector wearing nerd too?

[Kardo 0]

It's times like these I think to the time when he was in Melbourne, Australia and 25 people turned out to see him.

 

Yes, he flew all the way to Melbourne, and only 25 people showed up.

 

Mind you when Foley came, there was 400+ people there. When Raw came there was at least 100+ people waiting round the hotel alone.

[AndrewTS 0]

And Bradshaw does know that this isn't 1996 and the majority of people use the net in one form or another? In fact, he does. Does that make him a pocket-protector wearing nerd too?

He cleared that up in a previous column.

 

It seems we use "nerd computers." That seems to imply he uses a big honkin' macho computer with bull horns mounted on top off the screen and a built-in beer caddy, and a picture-in-picture that shows football games 24/7.

 

Yes, he flew all the way to Melbourne, and only 25 people showed up.

 

Vince: He's one of our most marketable up-and-coming stars!

[TheBigSwigg 0]

And people wonder why Republicans are considered bigots

[Kardo 0]

Yes, he flew all the way to Melbourne, and only 25 people showed up.

 

Vince: He's one of our most marketable up-and-coming stars!

It was hilarious, he had the most fowl look on his face the whole time. He was supposed to be there 2 hours, but hey they gave us 'Best Of Raw' tapes.

[notJames 0]

Yawn.

 

If this isn't a desparate attempt at getting heat, I don't know what is.

 

And shame on y'all for actually buying into it.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Yawn.

 

If this isn't a desparate attempt at getting heat, I don't know what is.

 

And shame on y'all for actually buying into it.

But I guess it would be better for us to buy this............instead of Judgement Day.

[Guest JMA]

Internet fans have no effect on the wrestling business? Has this guy been smoking some of RVD's stash? Does he not remember WrestleMania XX and Goldberg vs. Lesnar? But yeah, he probably is trying to work the 'net fans. I suspect he really believes some of this stuff, though.

 

I do question why someone would insult internet fans ON THE INTERNET. Maybe he hopes to get more heat that way?

[JoeDirt 0]

Damn that Bradshaw calling me a gay nerd! I'm going to order Judgment Day and boo that no good rotten meanie!!!!!!!

[TheFranchise 0]

Damn that Bradshaw calling me a gay nerd! I'm going to order Judgment Day and boo that no good rotten meanie!!!!!!!

Success, the system works!

[notJames 0]

Yawn.

 

If this isn't a desparate attempt at getting heat, I don't know what is.

 

And shame on y'all for actually buying into it.

But I guess it would be better for us to buy this............instead of Judgement Day.

Oh TAG~! You "fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes" (™JBL) are a laugh riot!

 

And what the fuck is an Internet wannabe? Does that mean I want desparately to be a means for people to communicate across vast distances? Stupid no-heat Texican Yuppie wannabe.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Well...he sure got me.

 

*runs off and cries*

[Guest PowerPB13]

Oh yeah? Well, YOU HAVE POOR WORKRATE!

 

-Patrick

[Guest Quik]

Goddamn he's Republican.

 

"You got-dang internet fags better not try to get married now, y'hear?"

[King Cucaracha 0]

Oh yeah? Well, YOU HAVE POOR WORKRATE!

 

-Patrick

Woah...easy now. No need to hurt the guy's feelings.

 

Sheesh.

 

Next you'll be insulting his hair.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready.

 

Eddie carried him to a 20 minute match at my house show. Warn your friends. Warn everyone.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I was thinking about getting Judgement Day, but I have decided not to spend my money to see Bradshaw, who insulted mine and a whole of lot of people's intelligence, stink up the ring.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

It would be funny as hell if the crowd turned on Bradshaw like GOldberg/Brock @ WM XX.

 

I would also find it funny if some jackass fan brought a bull horn and kept blasting it for the entire main event to keep the people in the arena awake.

[JoeDirt 0]

Hey, only 4 matches are officially announced for the show, and probably only 2 more to be added...

 

I think they WILL go 30 minutes.