The OAO Raw Thread - May 17th, 2004

[SuperJerk 0]

Test.

Awesome

rosey

ass raping

Steiner.

 

lita

Hot.

 

Glass Shard Popsicle.

Barbra Streisand!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

What other matches can they have with so many people involved in the battle royal or will some people be pulling double duty?

[razazteca 0]

Will HHH be in the 1st match again?

[razazteca 0]

Looks like double duty for Evolution.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Just so no one complains about me ruining it for them, even though I have no "insider information" anyone else hasn't already heard. 

 

Everyone knows its probably going to be that monster Kane, since he's the only credible main-event heel besides HHH on the show.

 

Besides that monster Kane is a bah-gawd hoss, and Benoit will look like a giant killer when he goes over him.

 

 

 

(I even made sure you couldn't figure it out based on the size of the red boxes.  Go Team Me!)

New Mad Lib!

 

Chris Benoit vs. Noun is totally adjective, because noun is already verb ending in -ing with noun.

 

Plus, noun is totally adjective.

 

Oh, and Bradshaw can suck on it.

That actually made me laugh...for some odd reason.

 

But anyways, first ever RAW thread for me on this board .

 

But anyways...this RAW is actually looking as if it may be good..much like last week was good enough, hopefully they get a better rating to show how much RAW has progressed recently :/, and to hopefully show them that it's miles better then SD at teh mom.

 

And I was about to ask was he in both matches...but wow...the 3 people in the tag match are also in the battle royal.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Batista in a tag match without Flair? Let's hope it goes well.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Ha! A tag title defense. I was wondering when they'd remember about the tag belts.

 

And its Lita vs Trish to start off.

 

Yippee

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Trish should do the Jericho entrance all the time.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

like we don't know Kane is interfering in this match..

[razazteca 0]

Trish looks like she can spill out at any moment.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Yeah, this is the match I am greeted to when I turn this on instead of watching 12 Angry Men...

[Exslade ZX 0]

Trish looks like she can spill out at any moment.

But the sad thing is...she never does.

[jester 0]

Heh, JR, BIble-thumper.

[AlaskanHero 0]

Dammit, Kane's taking too long....

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Heel Trish > Half of the roster.

[razazteca 0]

like we don't know Kane is interfering in this match..

Its a miracle the match is lasting longer than 90 seconds.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Damn Lita wears the ugliest fucking shit ever to wrestle in. Someone take away her crack pipe please. Check out the wide hips on Lita...

 

KANE TIME

[Drury37 0]

Where is Kane?

Thanks.

[jester 0]

God, stop the women from using punches. It looks so sloppy.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Dammit, Kane's taking too long....

Can you blame him? I would want to be as far away as possible from Lita as long as possible too.

 

Ugly ass nip/kip up by Lita. What an embarasment to that move.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Lol...Trish is kicking out like she's reaching for the roof of the arena or something.

 

And there's your Kane.

[Guest CronoT]

There's Kane.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What, Kane has Matt Hardy in bondage now?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Well, thats sort of Kane interfering.

[Steviekick 0]

Worst twist of fate ever.

 

Lita's taste in clothes gets worse every week.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

KANE JUST WANTS SOME LOVE!

[The Mandarin 0]

Why must every match end in a rollup?

 

Oh well, it's only about 2 a week for RAW, compared to EVERY MATCH for SmackDown.

[razazteca 0]

Ewwwwwwwwwww Kane is all sweaty from thinking about Lita.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Kane is wacking off to Lita. That's why he is so sweaty.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Is Kane after Lita because she's brain dead? I know its not the same as physical death but for Lita its pretty close.