Guest UncleJesseMark Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 All help would be appreciated. I want to be able to stand out on TV and maybe make a few people laugh. I have a few Ideas floating around, just look for me in the Giant Hogan Mask. All Entries will be Considered, I will pick 1 of the requested signs and it will be on Raw On May 24! Thanks In Advance
The Mandarin Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 "This show is taped" "Kevin Nash sucks" "I'd rather be at Nitro" "Smaffles" Or, what I've wanted to always do, is hold up a sign with nothing on it. Just a white board, obstructing the view of others. That would be the most unique sign in the building, I assure you.
iliketurtles Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 Rob Conway lost to a retard. We want Viscera. I'm taping Nitro. Bring back Lesnar.
Jericholic82 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 how about the old classic, who booked this crap? If I had decided to go to jd the other night, I woulda brung a sign reading "I can't believe I went to a PPV main evented by Bradshaw"
JST Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 The blank sign is genius. "The Guy Behind Me Can't See." "The Guy Behind Me Snuck In." "Drunk 24:7" "Wait, What?" "Dyslexic 6:13" "I Saw Batista At Wal-Mart." (a favorite of mine) "I Miss Jeff." (this guarantees you a trip to a ringrat's bedroom) "I Got Wasted At The Johnny Nitro Grill." "www.thesmartmarks.com" (nothing wrong with a plug ) "I Can Book Smackdown Better With EWR." "Olé!" This one for the ladies: "Eugene Turns Me On." Better yet: "Kane Lost His Genitals In A Fire."
The Dames Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 "www.thesmartmarks.com" (nothing wrong with a plug ) I agree Dames
OldSchoolWrestling Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 During any segment that sucks: I'd rather be watching "The Swan"
MillenniumMan831 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 - A big WWF Attitude logo - Cut a big hole in the middle of the sign and stick your face in there - How's the shoulder Randy? - Where's the Cuban Announcers?
Guest Fook Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 If you want, you can always go with the old smark standard: anti-HHH signs. - wHHHo booked this crap? - batHHHroom break
MillenniumMan831 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Posted May 19, 2004 If you want, you can always go with the old smark standard: anti-HHH signs. - wHHHo booked this crap? - batHHHroom break Good times.
Guest UncleJesseMark Posted May 20, 2004 Report Posted May 20, 2004 I was thinking of something like: "Fire Lawler, Hire Heenan" or Bring Back Austin......Idol I HATE MIKE CHIODA....Because I do. -or- AngleSault Sucks my Socko
Guest UncleJesseMark Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 I don't want to get in trouble for bumping this, but I really need some more suggestions. All help would be good. Thanks alot. UJM
TheBigSwigg Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 "I came for RAW and all I got was HHH" "I love my S.H.I.T." "WWE needs Paul London"-yes, I know London is in WWE anything with Goldberg on it would make me laugh
Guest OraleHolmes Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 "Blur This" With the old WWF Attitude Logo beneath it. Kane looks retarded. HHH is my favorite wrestler...for me to poop on. I'd rather be at Smackdown. Mordecai sniffs bleach. Bring Back Gangrel. Booker Shango. Bring Back Sid. Shane McMahon owes me a refund. DUD Negative 2 stars.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 "Fix your Jacket Eugene!" courtesy of AS
Guest Real F'n Show Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 This Guy is Gay -----> Vote for Ralph Nader Paul London owns Triple H Shut up and Wrestle I hate retards Nice Resthold We Want Nash...Not. I farted Call the moves right JR Nice tights
The Amazing Rando Posted May 21, 2004 Report Posted May 21, 2004 Second Row? Buy a white shirt and right "PUSH ME!" on it in big letters (or where a board ala Mankind during the "PICK ME" days leading up to the Dude Love/Austin tandem) and then stand near the barricade when HHH comes out and hope he sees you. If that's too hard, try reading Chyna's book by the barricade as he does his entrance and PRAY he sees you. Look very interested. When Kane comes out, drape a black towel over your head and mock him. Hell...mock EVERYBODY. Do Eugene's wave, Christian's posing, Batista's posing, yell "COME ON BABY" at Jericho, do the water spit along with HHH if you can (especially if you are on the side he does it), do Randy's posing.... just mock the shit out of everyone. Some signs: I PAID TO SEE HEAT Johnny Nitro is the Leak! I Came To See Willy The Worker! My Other Sign Is At Nitro! A sign that says "More Over Than Cade" with arrows pointing in all directions.
Guest Stunt Granny Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 How about you go to watch the show and not express your 'ceativity'. Nobody at the show cares what a sign says and nobody at home does either. I hate signs.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 How about you go to watch the show and not express your 'ceativity'. Nobody at the show cares what a sign says and nobody at home does either. I hate signs. Most People* I would say. If a sign is really funny I'll notice it, or if a camera zooms in on one I hate. Otherwise, I agree, most signs suck.
Lil' Bitch Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 Booker Shango. I saw that at Judgment Day actually,
yankovic fan Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 Be warned: When I was at the New Orleans Arena, I was in Section E, which was the section the wrestlers face when cutting the promos. You know, the side with the cameras that you never really see on TV. It's also the side the wrestler's families sit on. Well, they wouldn't let anyone in that section have signs because they would block the cameras. Just thought of that. Other arenas might not be like that though.
Guest UncleJesseMark Posted May 22, 2004 Report Posted May 22, 2004 Wow, thanks for the heads up, I think I actually am on that side, Hopefully thats not the case. Alot of the sign ideas are hilarious. And I appreciate the help alot, thanks! UJM
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