I'll be 2nd Row at Raw on Monday

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

All help would be appreciated. I want to be able to stand out on TV and maybe make a few people laugh. I have a few Ideas floating around, just look for me in the Giant Hogan Mask.

All Entries will be Considered, I will pick 1 of the requested signs and it will be on Raw On May 24!

Thanks In Advance

[Superstring 0]

Mean Eugene

 

*gets coat*

[The Mandarin 0]

"This show is taped"

 

"Kevin Nash sucks"

 

"I'd rather be at Nitro"

 

"Smaffles"

 

Or, what I've wanted to always do, is hold up a sign with nothing on it. Just a white board, obstructing the view of others. That would be the most unique sign in the building, I assure you.

[iliketurtles 0]

Rob Conway lost to a retard.

 

We want Viscera.

 

I'm taping Nitro.

 

Bring back Lesnar.

[Jericholic82 0]

how about the old classic, who booked this crap?

 

If I had decided to go to jd the other night, I woulda brung a sign reading "I can't believe I went to a PPV main evented by Bradshaw"

[Lil' Bitch 0]

WWE Fears Gumby

[JST 0]

The blank sign is genius.

 

"The Guy Behind Me Can't See."

"The Guy Behind Me Snuck In."

"Drunk 24:7"

"Wait, What?"

"Dyslexic 6:13"

"I Saw Batista At Wal-Mart." (a favorite of mine)

"I Miss Jeff." (this guarantees you a trip to a ringrat's bedroom)

"I Got Wasted At The Johnny Nitro Grill."

"www.thesmartmarks.com" (nothing wrong with a plug )

"I Can Book Smackdown Better With EWR."

"Olé!"

 

This one for the ladies:

 

"Eugene Turns Me On."

 

Better yet:

 

"Kane Lost His Genitals In A Fire."

[The Dames 0]

"www.thesmartmarks.com" (nothing wrong with a plug )

I agree

 

Dames

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

During any segment that sucks:

 

I'd rather be watching "The Swan"

[MillenniumMan831 0]

- A big WWF Attitude logo

 

- Cut a big hole in the middle of the sign and stick your face in there

 

- How's the shoulder Randy?

 

- Where's the Cuban Announcers?

[Guest Fook]

If you want, you can always go with the old smark standard: anti-HHH signs.

 

- wHHHo booked this crap?

- batHHHroom break

[razazteca 0]

Eugene, do the Garvin Stomp

[MillenniumMan831 0]

If you want, you can always go with the old smark standard: anti-HHH signs.

 

- wHHHo booked this crap?

- batHHHroom break

Good times.

[Guest INXS]

*Free Hunger4Unger*

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

I was thinking of something like:

 

"Fire Lawler, Hire Heenan" or

 

Bring Back Austin......Idol

 

I HATE MIKE CHIODA....Because I do.

 

-or-

 

AngleSault Sucks my Socko

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

I don't want to get in trouble for bumping this, but I really need some more suggestions. All help would be good.

 

 

 

Thanks alot.

 

UJM

[TheBigSwigg 0]

"I came for RAW and all I got was HHH"

 

"I love my S.H.I.T."

 

"WWE needs Paul London"-yes, I know London is in WWE

 

anything with Goldberg on it would make me laugh

[BHK 0]

HHHonk

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Eugene fears Fertig"

[Guest OraleHolmes]

"Blur This" With the old WWF Attitude Logo beneath it.

 

Kane looks retarded.

 

HHH is my favorite wrestler...for me to poop on.

 

I'd rather be at Smackdown.

 

Mordecai sniffs bleach.

 

Bring Back Gangrel.

 

Booker Shango.

 

Bring Back Sid.

 

Shane McMahon owes me a refund.

 

DUD

 

Negative 2 stars.

[alfdogg 0]

Ban Agnes.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

"Fix your Jacket Eugene!" courtesy of AS

[yankovic fan 0]

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[Guest Real F'n Show]

This Guy is Gay ----->

 

Vote for Ralph Nader

 

Paul London owns Triple H

 

Shut up and Wrestle

 

I hate retards

 

Nice Resthold

 

We Want Nash...Not.

 

I farted

 

Call the moves right JR

 

Nice tights

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Second Row?

 

Buy a white shirt and right "PUSH ME!" on it in big letters (or where a board ala Mankind during the "PICK ME" days leading up to the Dude Love/Austin tandem) and then stand near the barricade when HHH comes out and hope he sees you.

 

 

If that's too hard, try reading Chyna's book by the barricade as he does his entrance and PRAY he sees you. Look very interested.

 

When Kane comes out, drape a black towel over your head and mock him.

 

 

Hell...mock EVERYBODY. Do Eugene's wave, Christian's posing, Batista's posing, yell "COME ON BABY" at Jericho, do the water spit along with HHH if you can (especially if you are on the side he does it), do Randy's posing.... just mock the shit out of everyone.

 

 

Some signs:

 

I PAID TO SEE HEAT

 

Johnny Nitro is the Leak!

 

I Came To See Willy The Worker!

 

My Other Sign Is At Nitro!

 

A sign that says "More Over Than Cade" with arrows pointing in all directions.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

How about you go to watch the show and not express your 'ceativity'. Nobody at the show cares what a sign says and nobody at home does either. I hate signs.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

How about you go to watch the show and not express your 'ceativity'. Nobody at the show cares what a sign says and nobody at home does either. I hate signs.

Most People* I would say.

 

If a sign is really funny I'll notice it, or if a camera zooms in on one I hate. Otherwise, I agree, most signs suck.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Booker Shango.

 

I saw that at Judgment Day actually,

[yankovic fan 0]

Be warned:

 

 

When I was at the New Orleans Arena, I was in Section E, which was the section the wrestlers face when cutting the promos.

 

You know, the side with the cameras that you never really see on TV.

 

It's also the side the wrestler's families sit on.

 

Well, they wouldn't let anyone in that section have signs because they would block the cameras.

 

 

Just thought of that.

 

 

Other arenas might not be like that though.

[Guest UncleJesseMark]

Wow, thanks for the heads up, I think I actually am on that side, Hopefully thats not the case. Alot of the sign ideas are hilarious. And I appreciate the help alot, thanks!

 

UJM