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Proposition is simple. You have one meal left before execution. What is it?

 

I need something good and filling. Something that remind me of my childhood. Something exceptionally delicious. Osso Bucco fits that standard. When I was twelve, it was the first dish I ever cooked with wine. The wonderful arome, the succulent veal falling off the bone, the sauce. Italian, my first love in cooking.

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I'm not a hard gal to please, food wise. Gimme a medium rare steak, with my mom's special mashed potatoes, ceaser salad, with a strawberry milkshake (why the hell not?).

 

For dessert, a Dairy Queen cake. All for me.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

A bottomless bag of popcorn. Maybe if I hold out enough I'll die from over-eating than dying from lethal injection or whatever.

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If they'd let me, an all you can eat seafood buffet or a large selection of alcoholic beverages. Stomach bursting goodness or alcohol poisoning to go out the way I'd want.

 

But if I could have but a simple meal, screw it. Give me a Hungry Man's and a soda then strap me in.

 

EDIT: 2,000th Post! *takes picture and frames it*

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Easy.

 

Subway Melt; bacon, turkey, ham, honey mustard, american cheese, and lettace. Along with some Honey BBQ chips and a Nestea Ice Tea.

 

And if they allow it, some Milano cookies.

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I'd have pineapple glazed chicken, cabbage rolls, mashed potatoes with gravy, cream corn, and I suppose for desert a cheese cake. To drink, Pepsi.

 

That would be my ideal final meal. And I'd have to eat all before I have to die.

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I'd probably want a roast lamb.

 

Or rabbit stew, one of the nicest things I ever had, because my grandmother cooked it for me once. Unfortunately she died and I've never been able to have it since because nobody else can cook it (gosh darn it).

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Guest SP-1

Hamburger Helper. Potates Stroganoff. A gigantic pot of it. Like, ginormous.

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A cajun-spiced New York strip steak, fries, an onion flower, corn on the cob, a hot fudge sundae from Cracker Barrel and it's all downed with a Code Red. If I'm going to go, then I'm going happily.

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I'll go the cliche route and go with:

 

Well Done Sirloin Steak, Mashed Potatoes w/cheese mixed in, baked beans, with some blueberry muffins, and a large glass of Pepsi.

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Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20

A huge Bacon Burger (Complete with extra Ketchup, Mayo, and Pickles) from Cozy's, a huge order of Steak Fries, wash that down with a large Chocolate Shake, top it all off with a pack of Chips Ahoy.

 

If not...

 

My mom's Rice and Beans.

 

Keep it simple.

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Depends if I did it or not.

 

If I did it and deserved to be shot in the face, I'd probably go the pig route and ask for a plate of my mother's lasagna, with chicken alfredo on the side (haha) and, if my stomach can handle it (which it can't, considering I currently eat once every two days), stuffed peppers. For dessert, I'd have an oreo milkshake. For a drink, I'd probably have Sprite.

 

But if I didn't do it, I'd probably not have much of an appetite at all, so maybe just a slice of banana cream pie or something.

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Guest cobainwasmurdered
...delivered by your pizza girl?

for sure dude.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I'd try to somehow build up a violent allergy to eggs, peanuts and shellfish, then get heaping helpings of all three for my last meal. That way the state doesn't get the satisfaction of killing me.

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Well, I'm a vegetarian so I'd have to say..........

 

Grilled t-bone steak, mashed potatoes, sauteed mushrooms, broccoli w/ cheese sauce and apple pie for dessert.

 

I may be a vegetarian but I'm not stupid.

 

*Realizes he set himself up for jokes*

 

*Waits*

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Guest croweater

"Lord of the Vegetarian Curry?"

 

Surely if you're moraly against eating meat it'd be a bizzare way to go............... then again you're on death row and have probably killed someone so your morals are all fucked up anyway.

 

and if you're a vegetarian because you don't like the taste of meat then it why would you have it for your last meal?

 

if you're a vegetarian because it's much healthier then fair enough.

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Guest Choken One

My Mom's Pork Chops...Shrimp Scampi and Fried Chicken with side of Cesar Salad and Mashed Taters.

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I'd probably either go for a kind of chili lobster my mother made once for New Year's (I suck at descriptions), fried duck or some spaghetti carbonara. To drink I'd go with a nice bourgogne and some cognac.

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