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Your last meal.

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Wouldn't the fact that you're about to DIE affect your appetite at all? I can't be the only one who'd not be all that hungry if my life were about the end...can I?

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Have a neverending glass of Coke...

Start with eight or so very hot wings, move onto an entire lobster with lemon butter, a small plate of roast beef and yorkshire pudding and then end it with chocolate profiteroles.

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I want one of those Hamburgers made from Kobe Beef with exotic mushrooms, foie gras, truffles, baby greens, and the homemade condiments.

 

Id never pay $100 for a hamburger, but if its my last meal and Im not paying for it, then go for it. Actually, I think I want two.

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Guest I Got Banned for Sucking

Fuck fancy shit. It would either be one of mum's homecooked meals or a farely large meal from McDonalds.

 

And some dope cookies as IDRM said. They can make those especially for me. I'm about to die, I don't need to go to the trouble.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

If I had to seriously pick something, It'd be a huge piece of venison piled with mushrooms, a greek salad, and half a loaf of french bread with butter and honey.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
I'd try to somehow build up a violent allergy to eggs, peanuts and shellfish, then get heaping helpings of all three for my last meal. That way the state doesn't get the satisfaction of killing me.

Sounds more reasonable than having a fatal heart attack from too much popcorn.

 

I am one upped once again. (Shoots myself in the face) :firing: :)

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Wouldn't the fact that you're about to DIE affect your appetite at all? I can't be the only one who'd not be all that hungry if my life were about the end...can I?

Doesn't this post in the context of a theoretical topic summarize Bruiser Chong's tired pessimistic nature? You're so anal I wonder how you walk.

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Pussy.

 

Seriously, I would make the hardest push in the world for them to bring in the freakiest porn star they could fine, and let me have one last romp. Fuck food. I'm on death row. I wouldn't have had sex for YEARS.

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