The OAO Raw Thread - May 24, 2004

[razazteca 0]

OMG WWE reality tv?

[Ted the Poster 0]

That match made me die a little inside.

 

What the FUCK is this?!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Nice to see that money that could be used to hire good wrestlers is being used to hire another diva that no one's going to care about.

[BUTT 0]

Ahh...the WWE version of American Idol.

[Exslade ZX 0]

*Cough* American Idol anyone?

[Guest Fook]

Didn't they already do a diva search?

[razazteca 0]

WHO WANTS TO BE A WWE SLUT?

[CanadianChick 0]

Oh yeah, a Raw diva search. This better be rigged so a ass-kicking gal is added to the women's division.

 

 

Lita is important enough for a dressing room? Damn.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

For the love of God, let it be Alexis Laree. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Here, Here.

 

And now we get LITA, the ugliest fucking WWE chick EVER. Time to mute my TV.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Whatever may come of this Raw, it will automatically be decent, because once again, Sour Starburst is spsonsoring the show. Seein' the baby again indeed.

[Guest Fook]

Great. More of Lita's "acting".

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Who is this tool? and no, I don't mean Matt Hardy.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Lita has a lockeroom and shes not even in it!

 

Gee..I wonder who is..

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hey I accidentally switched over to the O.C.

 

I didn't? Ehck.

[razazteca 0]

Divas acting makes the baby cry.

[Guest Fook]

Enter Kane...

[Exslade ZX 0]

Heh...oddly there just happened to be a cameraman in her locker room :/ lol.

[The Czech Republic 0]

HELLO LITA, THERE IS CLEARLY A MAN WITH A CAMERA WATCHING YOU UNDRESS!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Called it..

 

So predictable.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You will remember the name of........Kane.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

KANE~! God, this angle makes me want to vomit in my cornflakes. I'm guessing Kane forced Lita to dress up in a cheer leader outfit and lay inside a coffin before he did his THANG.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

AHHH! That was horrible.

[Exslade ZX 0]

So..I'm guessing she just admitted to giving Kane sexual favors?

[CanadianChick 0]

Man, wouldn't that be cool to leave your job whenever you wanted to have sex?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, that was weird.

 

And for the camera in the lockerroom...who's to say it wasn't a hidden cmera...like in Oblivious or Candid Camera or something like that?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Unbeknowst to the sensei of Mattitude, it's all a master plan and Lita has planted bits of razor blades in her...um,...self...so as to get Hardy blading in a painful way. WHAT a SWOIVE~!

[BUTT 0]

That's it? They're leaving? I smell a Booker/Goldust-like hotel room angle.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Man, wouldn't that be cool to leave your job whenever you wanted to have sex?

Well THAT is now my dream job. Thankfully, it doesn't include Lita.

[AlaskanHero 0]

Damn, Lita is a bad actor.

 

And this is coming from someone who liked the Super Mario, Street Fighter, and both Mortal Kombat movies.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

KANE~! God, this angle makes me want to vomit in my cornflakes. I'm guessing Kane forced Lita to dress up in a cheer leader outfit and lay inside a coffin before he did his THANG.

I figured it out!

 

Kane wanted Lita to have his baby..

 

and somehow Matt Hardy is going to think its his..

 

and then they will fight and cause Lita to have a miscarriage.

 

I think I've seen this before somewhere.