The OAO Raw Thread - May 24, 2004

[iggymcfly 0]

Actually, I just checked the replay. Jericho didn't hit anything but table. Tomko may not have taken the monitors out, but at least he aimed right.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Upon further review he didn't hit his head on the monitor.

[The Mandarin 0]

Yeah, he didn't hit the monitor. But he should have taken the time to make sure.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Jericho didn't hit a TV...

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Kane gets promo time?! YES!!!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

NUMBAH ONE CONTENDAH, BABY!

 

He's feeling HOT, HOT, HOT!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Bah gawd now JR is going to have stand for the next 50 minutes.

[AlaskanHero 0]

By the way, is Christian really hurt?

Yes, Christian is really injured. Thus why he wasn't in the battle royal last week.

[iggymcfly 0]

I hope Kane coming out means they're finally working on the Benoit/Kane feud.

[Jebus 0]

Dammit...I was hoping for Jericho vs. Batista at Bad Blood (due to last week and this one too)...now it will likely be Jericho vs. Shitty Batista (Tomko)

[Exslade ZX 0]

Hey...how come Kane gets light shows for his promo!?

 

EDIT- And yes that was sarcasm

[The Mandarin 0]

Maybe Lita had sex with Kane, and now he's sent her to go spread Kane's disease to Matt.

 

Actually, Lita's probably the one with the disease.

[razazteca 0]

Is teh extreme close up needed?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Hey...how come Kane gets light shows for his promo!?

 

EDIT- And yes that was sarcasm

It's request night?

[AlaskanHero 0]

Kane lives in darkness and shadows.....Is he moonlighting as the Boogy Man?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Maybe Lita had sex with Kane, and now he's sent her to go spread Kane's disease to Matt.

 

Actually, Lita's probably the one with the disease.

add an "s" and you're on the money.

[Drury37 0]

Michaels is getting it the way he likes it let the jokes begin.

Thanks.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Poor Eric.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What the hell.....Michaels tried raping Bischoff and HHH tried raping Michaels! It;s must rape week on RAW!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

See Bischoff, this is why you need better security...

 

REHIRE BOSSMAN! Bischoff needs the protection!

[Exslade ZX 0]

I thought he tackled Eric at first...

 

And this pointless fighting is getting kind of stupid. Especially since they don't even make the hits look somewhat real.

[CanadianChick 0]

Why hasn't Benoit made an appearance? Come on now....

 

Unless he's in the main event. Then I'll shut it.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

ITS ABSOLUTE PANDALIRIUM IN BISCHOFF'S OFFICE BAH GAWD!

[Slickster 0]

Kane's all-purpose promo:

 

"I'm mad! I was burned! I'll hurt you!"

 

::pyro::

[Anakin Flair 0]

See Bischoff, this is why you need better security...

 

REHIRE BOSSMAN! Bischoff needs the protection!

Hey could always bring back R&B Security.

[CanadianChick 0]

What the hell.....Michaels tried raping Bischoff and HHH tried raping Michaels! It;s must rape week on RAW!

God, you're an idiot.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What the hell.....Michaels tried raping Bischoff and HHH tried raping Michaels! It;s must rape week on RAW!

God, you're an idiot.

I didn't open the door for the jokes...it was Idiot #2.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Why hasn't Benoit made an appearance? Come on now....

 

Unless he's in the main event. Then I'll shut it.

That's what I was wondering...kind of odd the champ not even making an appearence in teh first hour.

 

But he'll probaly have a little promo about Kane's promo, and maybe in main event.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

See Bischoff, this is why you need better security...

 

REHIRE BOSSMAN!  Bischoff needs the protection!

Hey could always bring back R&B Security.

Hopefully without having to bring back the R part that needed security.

 

Bishoff needs a ninja.

 

*pages Al Snow*

[Guest Besus]

LMAO