Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 And last time, I almost won my match! So I figured, might as well continue the trend. And maybe I might win this match I'm in, this time! The Smartmark's Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF STORM, *LIVE* FRIDAY, MAY 28TH, FROM *SOLD OUT* REXAL PLACE IN EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA! (5pm PCT, 8pm EST; check local listings) **DANNY WILLIAMS SAYS STUFF!** The third time's the charm. God, LET IT be the charm. Danny Williams becomes the third man to be a three-time SWF champion, though he lacked the awe-inspiring dominance of SWF legends Rane and El Luchadore Magnifico. Here he will speak out about his title win, his future, and most importantly: The fact NO defense are tabled until the PPV. Thank God. MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) The series for the number one contendership is tied at one, and the field switches into Dace Night's advantage after a loss on Flesher's 'home turf' of a submissions match. Considering what's been happening to the SWF title lately, both of these men have to be kicking themselves that they got stuck in a best-of-five series... SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark The Hell Machine is, for the second time, the SWF ICTV champion, having defeated the Straight-Edge Sensation for the second time. Funny how that works out. He faces off against Alan Clark, getting his first chance at truly significant gold, in an attempt to wash away the bitter taste of the debut of the New Wayward Sons. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Two falls, two titles, three men! Look familiar? To Mike Van Siclen, at the very least, it should. His bold statement of wanting to hold every belt in the federation could come a little closer to reality here, as he faces off against the number one contender to his hardcore title, Landon Maddix, who must also deal with a rematch against Spike Jenkins for his USJL title. In the same match! Such riveting booking genius! You're paying for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge, oh yeah. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Todd Cortez earned a shot at Johnny Dangerous' Crusierweight title some time ago, which apparently slipped the mind of the booking team. Erm, whoops. He cashes that in now against the Barricuda, having successfully knocked off his last challanger. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin Crow and IL are on a collision course, baybee! Or at least, that's what they're telling me. If they haven't informed you yet, shit, that's your problem. Austin Sly has some history with Crow, so he'll be teaming up with Los Loco Luchador to try and pummel the Gothic Avian into submission. But not to be unfair, in his corner, Crow has been provided with a very... interesting partner in crime. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire The former World Champion managed to claw out of the beginnings of a bad tail spin with his defeat of Ryan Dustin on Smarkdown. Here, he's fed... erm, faces off with another relative newcomer, Ace Lezaire, in the beginnings of clawing his way back to the top. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing In a surprise... surprise, Eddy J was introduced as the replacement for Coy West in the Wayward Sons tag team titles match last show. Unsuccessful, yet bitterly close to the gold, James looks to make sure this run in the SWF doesn't follow the last before a brief hiatus... a losing trend. Of course, David Blazenwing couldn't hope for anything more than James' continued poor luck. We're live from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! Did you know that's only a stone throw away from Redwater, Alberta, Canada? ...I'm a prideful bastard of where I've lived. And yes, I'm being a big baby about nothing. I'm having fun. I almost became a Tag Team Champion, and won a belt that I deserved (via I actually put out for my tag team partner). Not like the time I actually won the TV title, yet really had Brimmy carry my ass into the win. Opening Promo: We see Danny make a last match made between Kibs and himself to see it be done once and for all. And somewhere along the way, maybe GORO will show up and smash Danny for the three. No? One can be hopeful. Opening Match: I'm going to make sure you go down Blazenwing. I'm absolutely pissed I lost my Tag Title match by a hair and it was my fault. I don't take losses well, but this time, I've been told to just take them and move on. Which I will. Besides, I'm not 0-10, I'm 1-9. So hey, I've gotta at least one match in the next ten, right? Well, consider my upcoming match with you, that one win in ten. Winner - Better Be Me. If not, oh well. Second Match: I'm thinking Duran takes this one on the account he only can rise up from here. Although, I think Ace will show what he's all about. Winner - Duran Third Match: New tag teams? What? They are just makeshift? BOO~! Only book tag matches if they've got related history. Still though, this should be interesting, since Crow and IL want to kill each other, yet, I'm not too sure why the other two people are joining in. Most specificly, "The Real Deal". Oh well. Should entertain. Winner - Sly and IL Fourth Match: I'm rooting Dangerous, since the other guy is one-half of the team I'm wishing to kill for their tag titles. I really don't care if it is Malibu, and he is a friend of mine (or at least, a person I know very well and get along with well). He has the Tag Titles and is therefore my arch-enemy whom I must hate till they either a) no longer have the Tag Titles do to someone else having them. Or b) The Wayward Sons get the Tag Titles. Winner - Johnny Dangerous. Fifth Match: I'd say Landon retains once more, just so that he can move onward to Clark and also put his title on the line. That and Landon rocked a lot with his winning match last show. Winner - Landon Maddix (yes, I should hate the guy, but I like his heelish bitch ways) Sixth Match: I'd like to take this opportunity for everyone to take hands and give an ominus silence for this match... As it'll be the death... OF Janus' reign with the ICTV title! YOU CAN DO IT RANDO~! *I'm such a fucking Clark Mark* Winner - Alan Clark Seventh Match: I really don't care, since all these matches so far have just rocked the house and been great stuff! Keep it up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) - NP SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark - Janus TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Clusterfuckin'. Landon's match wins. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez - Dangerous TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin - Crowdust SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire - Duranistan SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing - James Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) - Well, I went with Taamo on the normal stips...it's only fair I go with Dace on Hardcore. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark - Bias aside, Janus nicks it. But I'm routing for Clark obviously. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Sounds like fun. G'luck to Hollywood Mike and Hollywood Spike. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez - Close call, but I'll go for the title change. Hell, we have to have at least ONE per show. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin - Actually very hard to call. Crowdust steal it. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire - Duran Duran in another close match. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing - Again, close. Looks like no-shows may decide some matches. Anyway...Eddie J to win now he's found his 'fun' edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) ~ Gotta back Dace in hardcore style, but Tom could steal it. I'll Kelk this. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark ~ I'm at 3.5k and I've stalled. Clark unless I get past my stall. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ I have a Maddixiction. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez ~ Cortezell fo shnezzel. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin ~ CrowDust! SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire ~ Muzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooom zoom zoom SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing ~ Bond. James Bon....err...Edward James. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 **DANNY WILLIAMS SAYS STUFF!** ~You have no idea how sad I am to see Kibs not retain this. But hey, Danny's still a great writer. MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) ~I HAVE to give this one to Dace. If he loses this then the world might end. ~SD5 has been on the money so far with Dace and Danny, and it says that the Torture Crab beats Flesher SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark ~The guy whos' beaten me twice (albeit the last time was a jobbed loss by me for STORYLINE ADVANCEMENT~)... or the guy who's beaten me once... HELL MACHINE, BAY-BEE! ~SD 5 says Clark puts up a brave fight and even has a small face comeback - but the Spinal Division spells the end of that. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~How many times do i have to tell you people; LANDON IS GOLD~! ~Amusingly, Landon is the first person to go hardcore - and he sucks at it. In the end a sneaky sledgehammer allows Mike to pin Spike. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez ~I'll say Johnny, but it'll be close TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin ~Austin and IL as a team? Weren't they smacking the shit out of each other last PPV? Well, anyway... I'm a HUGE mark for Sly, but I reckon overall Crow and Dustin can pull this out. ~SD5 says Sly pins Dustin following the Earthquake SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire ~Hoo, tricky. I'll say Duran - but it'll be close ~SD5 spits in my face and, after neither the Best Finisher In The History Of Everything or the Blunt Force Trauma can get the job done, a simple brainbuster wins it for Ace SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing ~I'm gonna cause a major shock and go with Blazenwing. His match against me wasn't half bad, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) - Anybody with the nickname "Fucking" automatically gets my vote. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark - No reason really, I just think Janus will retain. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins - Landon in two straight falls, retaining his belt and winning yet another. What, he'll be a quadruple champion then? Is that right? NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez - Could go either way, but I think we'll be seeing a title change here. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin - Having fought Crow before, I can attest that he is one tough SOB that won't go down easily. His team wins here. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire - Don't know who Ace is, but I've fought (and lost to) Duran before, so I'll go with him. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing - Yeah. Right, like I'd REALLY vote for myself. I'm idealistic, not stupid. With that said though, I'm not going down without a fight either, so don't expect a pushover win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) Well I suppose i really have to go with Dace, mainly because Hardcore is more his forte than Tom's. Saying that however I shall be interested to see the result of this one. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark Moby Dick to retain TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Hmmmm interesting one this. I reckon however that Landonna Kebab's match will win this so it'll be up to him where the titles go after that. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Should be a very close match, I'll back Mr. Cortez on this one. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin Hmmmm, I think I'll have to back "Crowdust" as well. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire Mr. Blonde err...Duran. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing Hmmm another tricky one. The coin demands I back Eddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Landonna Kebab's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 I claim the name "Land-on Mattress" for when I have to cut a promo on IS GOLD~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) Wait and see SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark Janus by pride TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Landon retains again, but Spike almost pulls off an upset. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez Johnny, but not that easily. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin Crow and Dustin SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire Duran, getting back in the grove SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing Edward Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2004 Double post of doom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2004 MAIN EVENT BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH THREE OF FIVE HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher (1) vs Dace Night (1) ~I hate the idea of Flesher beating Dace F'N Night in hardcore, but it's quite the possiblity. Toss up. SINGLES MATCH ICTV Title Match Janus© vs Alan Clark ~Clark in what others would think an upset would be, but not me. TRIPLE THREAT, TWO FALL MATCH USJL Title Bout Hardcore Title Bout Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Mike Van Siclen© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Wow, uh, Maddix. NO GRAVITY MATCH Crusierweight Title Bout Johnny Dangerous© vs Todd Cortez ~Todd, I think. TAG TEAM MATCH Insane Luchador & Austin Sly vs Crow & Ryan Dustin ~Crowdust but I like the name of Insanely Sly. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Ace Lezaire ~Duran, I guess. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs David Blazenwing ~James. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
