Comments of Storm...

[King Cucaracha 0]

Colour me pleasantly surprised. Basic comments coming up...I'll let Dace handle the real comments. Or Taamo.

 

 

Opener sees Blazenwing die at the hands of Ebony. That in it's self is ratings gold. Remind me never to be in a double no-show again. And there's an explosion, and apparantely I'm dead. Right. Should make these predictions a little tough, but, whatever.

 

"Prepare For Landon" says I! Doesn't look too bad, and my tags actually show up, so w00t~! I'll let ya'll have your opinions on that...

 

Jessica getting water for her man. Damn right bitch~! And IL sneaks up behind. I smell trouble. IL introduces himself, and the sexual tension would make Tom Flesher blush. Oop...but here's Crow. Crow gets over-protective, and Jess starts to verbally fight-back...and promptly leaves. And Ace Lezaire and 'Steve' have filmed it all for some reason. Multiple storyline promos make me smile, and that was a particularly sweet one. Very interesting.

 

Ace vs Duran. Nice little opening, establishing which heel Riley is routing for. “…We can edit out the ‘sucks’ part later, right?” Anyway...Duran dominates to kick it off, being the former World Champ an' all. And it's a speed versus power match it seems. Mistake by Duran, and heelishness gets a two. The HEADLOCK OF DOOM~1 makes a return momentarily, before Ace uses the speed to take the advantage. 'Till Duran slams the crap out of him that is. Nice sunset flip to half crab to Sickle Hold transition, but not enough to beat Duran. Notorious Tactics, and a chokeslam for two. Blunt Force Trauma...nada, as Ace goes behind...KICKWHAMSTUNNER! And Ace wins with a very solid heel vs heel match. The power/speed aspect was played well, and the ending involved the knee. Match of the night so far.

 

"I will return. Deal With It." Consider me marking out for the return of Card.

 

Danny brings the promoage. Short and sweet, as Danny vows to defend the title better this time.

 

Tryout match? Oh boy...SEXUAL MASK O SAURUS~! Marks out for the briefcase. And here comes JT Playa. "the SJL’s finest superstar to never become a superstar". What about TokyoX? He rocked! Sexual Maskosaurus is the greatest nickname ever, as we get the comedy mixed in with the wrestling. Nice way to show nobody gives a crap about Playa. There’s a fine line between being a fan and being an obsessive, frightening stalker.” “Bobbo, it’s Tom Flesher!” “WHERE?” Very nice. Actually quite a decent match underneath the humourous comments, as you'd expect from 'Grappler'. Coutionary Tale of Sexual Maskosaurus becomes the greatest finisher name EVER and gets an anticlimactic three count for the win. “THAT’LL PUT MARZIPAN IN YOUR PIE PLATE, BINGO!” Oooook... Very funny match, and enough actual action to introduce TMM. I'm stoked.

 

Time for Tag action. Crazy partners who hate each other~ are Sly and IL. Crow and Dustin come out together. Regular team maybe? The Tag Division says 'yes please'. IL and Crow hate each other, so Crow tries to chop IL's head off in the corner. Crow dominates IL, before tagging Dustin. And poor Luchador is getting destroyed. Oh well. Cheating helps IL, and here comes Sly. Dustin takes the abuse now. Brass knucks...the old heel faithful. And there's the hot tag. The match is really picking up...but here comes Jessica. Could we see a SWERVE~! Maybe not. Austin wants the hardcore pussy...BUT IL SAVES JESSICA! Oh boy, it be storyline time suckas! Jessica hugs IL, so Crow knocks him out. Seems fair. IL gets a double kick, as Sly walks out on his partner. And some pseudo double-teaming gives Crowdust the win. They really need to become a legit team. Very nice tag match, with a much interesting storyline thrown in.

 

And that was Part 1. Part 2 to come when I get the time...

[King Cucaracha 0]

Hooray for time...

 

 

Ok...Janus does a commercial. And a Toxxic match? Storm=make your own matches it seems. TokyoX? Ok, that's creepy. I was joking earlier you know. Tokyo gets more offense than he ever had in his career, but gets destroyed with the Dangerlust. What more is there to say? Well, not much till Kibagami arrives, and we've got a brawl! Here comes Zenon...and he makes Kibs vs Toxxic at the PPV. And it's LAST MAN STANDING! Way to steal my thunder. Just to be a bitch Zenon suspends Kibs till 13th Hour. I must say, the prospect of Toxxic vs Kibs excites me.

 

Do I hear my name? Why, yes...and it's Clark's promo. I dug it, swerve and all. Clark now has that real creepy edge, which is a total change for his Wayward Sons stuff...a nice character trait.

 

Johnny and Cortez bring the return of the No Gravity Match. Nice continuity for the WC/JD/Boulevard stuff. High tempo start and Johnny brings out a Wildchild speciality, before Johnny goes one up. And two right after with an elbow drop. Attempt at number three misses, and it's time for Cortez to take over. Two quick 'falls' bring the score to 2-2...and it's not long after that it becomes 3:2 to Cortez. The heel domination doesn't last long as Dangerous hits a superplex for a fall. Caught me off guard till I re-read the rules. Johnny goes 4:3 up...only for Cortez to bring it to 4 all. Back and forth match, which finally starts to go into 'nearfall' territory. Even though it's strictly not falls. Whatever. EventuallyTodd nakes a mistake, which leads to a Shooting Johnny Press for the win. Johnny did well with the stip, and it was an entertaining match.

 

Tom Flesher wants to start the main event already. Hey, if it moves me up the card, it's all good with me. Flesher tries to be SNEAKY~, but Dace out sneaks the sneakster by watching him on a monitor. Invasion of privacy I say! Elbow smash to the face...and the main event has begun. Flesher goes through a drinks machine, and the blood has begun already. Man, Taamo's getting killed here. And here come the light-tubes. It wouldn't be hardcore Dace without the light-tubes. Much glass breaking follows. I'm not too sure about the carving into Flesher's back...just seems a bit too far. And slightly unrealistic. But hey, I don't watch many deathmatches, so it may be done. Somehow Tom kicks out, but he still has had no offense. Dace hits the Defenstration on the floor...and that's it? That was a co-write, right? I don't really know what to say.

 

Here's my match. And yay, the tags are still on. Quite surprised to win, but there ya go.

 

Janus and Clark...in the main event. Another speed vs power match here, as Janus proves too strong for Clark, until he makes a mistake and crashes into the ring post. Clark works the knee in amongst Janus no selling some chops. You can' stop Janus though, as he hits some more power moves. The legwork vs power moves continues...but Alan Clark is somehow able to hit a northern lights suplex for a nearfall. Janus isn't going to be fazed by that though. GORE! GORE! GORE! Lol at the Janice Sucks chants. The Bloodmist gets a mark-out from me, and back to the leg we go. Wrath Of Clark, but Janus is immune to the nature of tapping. Knuckle Bomb drops Clark, and Janus brutally finishes it off to retain the title. Much like the opener, and entertaining bigman/littleman contest where kneework slows the bigman. Kudos to Janus on a great victory.

 

 

All in all, a very entertaining show. The double no-show was dissappointing and the rather odd Flesher/Dace 'match' confused me. But besides that, some very respectable matches and promos, solid build for the PPV...and no title changes!

 

And those are my comments. Take it away Dace.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Clark/Maddix?!

 

IRON MAN MATCH?!

 

MARK! OUT!

 

More later.

[Toxxic 0]

OK - A shame neither Blazenwing or James showed, unless they missed the "replacement" announcement and sent their respective matches to Thoth.

 

And... we have a Landon promo, which HAS to be a good thing. And we have a SIXTY MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH! Jesus Christ, that's gonna be a bastard to write.

 

And the Jessica/IL interaction, filmed by Ace Lezaire... nice. Luchador seems much more... well... SANE than he does in his promos, but it's all good. And so soon we may be seeing Janus' sister banging Rickmen. Christ.

 

The Ace/Duran match - more good stuff from Muzz, not quite sure about exactly how big Duran is put over to be though. Sure, he's a big man but not on the level of Charlie Matthews, Janus or Aecas... still, the size difference is enough. I'm also a little unsure why the referee changes from Michael Hall to Ced Ordonez just after the bell rings. Still, good match and Lezaire continues on his run.

 

Card is coming back. GOOD. Never knew he used Pitchshifter as entrance music - i was considering doing that at one point too!

 

And Danny pledges that he will not lose the title again without successfully defending it at least once. Well, I respect Danny and all but I'd mark out like a little bitch if Janus beat him.

 

And the Masked Man is here, fresh from the 1980s! Well, this is going to be... interesting...

 

IL & Sly vs Crowdust. All good stuff. I like the fact that it's the heels, for once, who are the ones not getting along. Chasing Jessica around the ring actually fits in with Sly's character, and Rickmen rescuing her is just the sort of crazy thing Rickmen would do. nice, BRUTAL finish too. I'm looking forward to the Crow/IL showdown.

 

My promo - hopefully not ripping off this week's Triple H / Shawn Michaels thing, but I just wanted to get over that Kibagami and Toxxic just want to HURT each other rather than talk.

 

Johnny vs Cortez - You know, Johnny's putting a decent run together as Cruiserweight Champion. If only we could have this sort of stability in the world title picture.

 

Flesher vs Dace - well, I'm surprised at the manner of it, but not surprised at all that Dace won. I'm smelling a co-write rather than a no-show though, so it seems that we'll be going all the way to the PPV.

 

Landon vs Mike vs Spike - what can I say but LANDON IS GOLD~! Push him to the main event!

 

Janus vs Clark - Well, at least Janus IS getting pushed to the main event, and I'm a mark for him, so that's good. And next time I'll see if I can actually beat the big bastard. ANd he retains against Clark too in convincing fashion.

 

w00t - great show, good matches and a fair few promos too. Not all from Rando either, which makes a change. Go us!

[janusd 0]

*insert extensive review of the show here.... yeaah, right*

 

Congrats to all the winners.

 

Better luck next time to all non-winners.

 

Boo to no-showers unless they have a good reason.

 

If I'd known my match would've been placed in the MAIN EVENT slot I would'nt have had the 'Flesher/Dace = Next!' commentary in my match. Was this a switcheroo at the last minute or was it planned? Hmmm.

 

Oh, and Danny? I'm coming for your title!

[Guest Suicide King]

If I'd known my match would've been placed in the MAIN EVENT slot I would'nt have had the 'Flesher/Dace = Next!' commentary in my match. Was this a switcheroo at the last minute or was it planned? Hmmm.

 

Yeah, and Danny's promo didn't start the show either. But a good show nonetheless, if a bit muddled.

[David Blazenwing 0]

Boo to no-showers unless they have a good reason.

Sorry. I'm writing two shows a week by myself for BWF... the guy who was originally working the other show dropped, so I'm stuck doing both myself, which is time consuming as all hell. I did start writing a match, but it was about 6 Friday night and I had about 1500 words with entrances, so I just said fuck it and gave up, figuring that I would have lost if I would have written a full match anyhow.

 

So naturally, the one time I do this, the other guy no shows as well.

 

Well, twas probably better that I didn't send my little match in, b/c people would have probably bitched me out for doing next to nothing and winning.

 

Y'know, like that tables match I has with Syndicate in SJL.

 

So yeah, I'm gonna try and show this time, but if I can't, y'all know I have a reason... I'm most likely pointing a gun to my head after being stressed out from BWF.

[Dace59 0]

Janus, the match being not in the ME was planned, but your match was done before that plan when into motion really. Oh well, it was just idea I was trying out to give some feel to the hardcore match but it bombed. Oh well.

 

Right, it's commenting time people!

 

The opener: Blazenwin learns the error of not showing up for his match I see. Ebony makes her usual testical kicking assault and make sure Blazenwing is able to have sex, not that he could anyway. Good work.

 

Promo numero uno: Maddix is still running his ego, damn it's gotta be a fuel hungry beast to. Nice joke to the AJPW Triple Crown. It's quite funny to see a heel bitching about a face's mind games..makes for great Maddix work though. Landon pushing for a match just shows he's on such an ego trip he needs to win again. Nice stuff playing up all of Landon's matches and the heel that he is. All refencing the match between Mak and Danny helps the build. And the early finisher joke just had to be made didnt it. Iron Man Match...it's gonna be something to read. And hyped to hell knowing Rando.

 

Promo dos: Crow keeps is talking to the reader style, and it's pretty fun stuff. Shouldn't be over used, but it works for him. IL is trying to slide himself in as a ladies man it seems. Almost seems like a sopa opera scene though... Still, looks to get setting up a good old fashioned battle over a woman. And Ace at the end just takes away any tension at all in the scene. Heh.

 

Time for the first real match: I thought Duran was getting fed people and now we have proof he is. He's turning into Taker isnt he? The banter about graphics covers for the heel/heel match up, which was a good idea. And a Canadian with heat in Canada...I am SHOCKED! Ace being a little man that bumps like a pinball, fitting starts of getting his ass handed to him. I'm glad Duran is still pulling his crushing evil man routine as it really suits him and really makes the character look evil. And constant work definatly now has his Knee Strikes over as nasty weapons. Good work on still having heat in a heel/heel match, with the trading off of cheating and ways to piss of the fans. Ace just goes for the best plan he can and goes for the knees, again using heel tactics, so as not to become a default face. The knee work isnt focused on, so it doesnt need to be sold in that manner. Again the Powerslam hits in with Duran's crush and squash style. Ace gets flashy and almost gets a submission. Another heelish counter sees Duran in control and he sells the leg work this time as there's more of it. Another finisher, counter, finisher ending, but it comes off the leg work Ace used to get control both times, so it fits.

Nice for a match like that.

 

Promo tres: Snappy little hype promo from the man himself. I mark for it.

 

Promo cuatro: Here comes the 3 time world champion. Just the sort of things I'd expect Danny to say, honest and hard. The talk of The Man, just like Kibagami used. Simple and short build to the up coming title match. Keeping with the theme that Danny isn't the greatest speaker, but knows what to say.

 

Dark match: Slipped in without a hitch here and of course, Riley suddenly being interested that the Masked Man was trained by Judge Mental. And what a fine choice of Jobber to be using as well. TMM...what a name...just gets to show off his skills and frills in this one. And an abortionist....interesting back story. Wonderful gag with the Cyclone Complex DDT to the "Bobbo, it's Tom Flesher!" This is just having fun, so it was made to be funny. And poor JT gets spiked and killed. Sweet little intro to the mand and what he can do. Nice touch.

 

Tag team time: Crow and IL get to have their hands on each other after the little thing with Jessica earlier, and Sly and Dustin get to ride the coat tails as they go. I think Crow might be working just a little stiff on IL in this one. The early offensive rush to show that Crow is pissed and that he wants to beat the crap out of IL. And IL only gets a look in when the rookie gets into the ring and he can counter his offence. The heel team not working together is a nice touch, so the rookie can make a big face fight back, which works well. IL out works the rookie with his cheating styles, then gets crotched on top. Nice to see the feels getting along and keeping the history between them. Nice old school heelness with the brass knux to the injured next, working over Dustin's neck from the privous match. Another hatred tag as IL comes in, to get his ass kicked. Slight lack of pop for the hot tag, but there was a small heat segment to it, with legit work behind it. Match breaks down in the usual brawl, with Dustin and Sly randomly getting in a brawl. Again Jessica feels the need to come down to ring side and it proves to be a bad thing. And IL takes out Sly as he tries to attack Jessica...gee, where could that be going. It just gets even worse as IL and Jessica hug. In the madness, Sly walks away and Crow and Dustin just take out IL. And they remember Crow's the legal man as well. A little breaky in a few places, but it's winding in the match in with the sopa opera dram and it comes off well over all.

 

Dark match two: Nice to see it's not juts the big bling bling stars that get product endorsments in the SWF. And what a thing for Janus to advertise as well. And another ex JL jobber of doom get burried by the team. Man the company is bitchy! Even as Toxxic just runs his spots on poor ToykoX, he still can't escape the Silent chants...still. Dangerlust gets the Demonstar treatment, even though it's banned (which makes a slight gap as it's been used as a finisher before) But here comes Kibagami and the cain beatdown is back...evil. A nice susspension to cover for why Kibagami can't be around but we still have a heated build up for the PPV. And why does the fed pay people so much...so should see what Dace gets. This is gonna be a LONG ppv people.

 

Promo cinco: Alan Clark is just going mad, I sware it. Well, the promo makes him seem like a nutter anyway. Clark is on his usual drive to hype the hell out of the ppv match in anyway way he can. This PPV is certainly going to be hyped.

 

And we have lost all gravity: Johnny is starting to become a grumpy old man champion, just slapping Todd before the match starts. And of course, we have the Smarktron score board as ever. And the action starts of fast and free, just trading of moves to try and make openings to fly without having that much effect yet. Johnny forces Todd to bail out and gives him the opening to score the first point, showing off his experience. And like a dominating champion, follows it straight up to score point number two. He tries to make it three in a row to be a complete grumpy sod, but it ends up costing him. Todd makes sure to beat on Johnny before sending him out of the ring, showing he cant take any chances. And like a mirror image, Todd follows Johnny's two in a row score, trying to match him spot for spot. But unlike Johnny, Todd makes sure he gets some more damage in before he goes up again and he takes the lead. Anything you can do, I can do better, old man. As it where. Just like the start of the match, these spots are getting popped off, but not sold really, as Johnny leaps back up and evens the score with a superplex. Johnny makes the sudden and shocking come back to fight back against Todd, not that he's been selling anyway. Todd goes down and gets worked over, just to pop up as Johnny heads up top for the last time. Still, Johnny just slaps him away and gets the win. Fast and spot...it was No Gravity. But yer, Johnny is starting to look like a grumpy old vet with the CW title.

 

My match, the result of a pc eating a match, no time and an idea that didnt work out.

 

Two falls, two titles up now: Lots of ego tripping. And Maddix can't even be bothered to get to the ring before Spike and MVS go at it. Gee, where have we see that ploy before? Maddix once again takes his seat at ringside, letting Spike and MVS kick the crap out of each other in the hardcore setting rather than getting his hands dirty. Bobby sounds like someone needs to wipe the crap off his nose as well. Maddix just sits back and watches as MVS and Spike beta the hell out of each other. Sick sick heel that he is. At in the back and forth brawling, Spike takes a break and gives Megan a wet t shirt.... nice... Taping a steel chair to Spike's head, that's an inventive way to kick the crap out of someone. For something pretty hecktic, this holds together pretty well, mainly by taking Maddix out of the equation somewhat. And Maddix gives up the hardcore title fall, as he just doesnt want it. Shocking that. But it's not an easy victory to defend his titles Spike and MVS fight back, almost having it the victory. Again it's wild and back and forth, because everyone is going for it, jumping from bit to bit, trying to get the win. And then it breaks into a race to the finish, with pins being traded off an every moment between the three guys. But in the end, Megan makes the save and lets Landon cheat his way to victory, just like Clark says it does. Frantic and fun number. Maddix is getting a habbit for these matches.

 

And now for the actual final match of the evening: Tom Fucking Allison...that sign is a god damn classic! Nice bit of build up for this one bofore things kick off. Janus just crushes Clark like a land slide to start with, destorying him. It's becoming a definate thing now, dominat heels that can do the all crush and kill. And it works with everyone, making them look really strong. Clark is just desperatly fighting to hold onto his life against Janus it seems. Even going after the big man's leg, Alan still gets crushed by the stronger Janus. Not sure if Clark should be kicking out of a second rope Towerhacker Bomb though. Clark seems to be having a little to much luck in throwing Janus around for someone that's taken a beating. Even as all the knee works leads to the Wrath of Clark, Alan eats another crush in the form of a Knuckle Bomb. And in the end Janus kills him with a Rage Unleashed. Pretty good, even if Clark came out lookingly slightly to strong.

 

And another show over and the ppv looms. Keep working people, we have records to break and readers to please!

[The Ill One 0]

Before I edit in better comments I reassure you that you don't see where IL/Crow/Jessica is going and it isn't a battle over a woman. Not that it's insanely complex or confusing but being the ca-razy guy I am, we have a few curveballs along the way- oh and this is my last angle I run 'fore I attempt to get the fuck out of here for good so we're gonna try to make it good.

 

On Toxxic's comment- yeah IL did seem a bit "watered down" but think of the idea that IL's crazy but he's not rocking in a corner sucking his thumb, he knows being a maniac around a girl isn't a great idea- plus it's kind've just a really dick thing for him to do. Get Jessica to think he's misunderstood, not insane. Man we could have some really kinky shit gonna' on here-

 

 

More actual comments later.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

Bleh. So I get home Friday at 3:10, having already PMed King that I was no-showing, and start writing like hell to try and turn something in and knowing I have to be gone at 5:30. Don't look at a clock until 5:30, when I frantically tack on a finish and try to get on to PM King the match, but I have ABSOLUTELY NO TIME and no-show.

 

So... I suck. Thanks to Landon for letting me retain -- in my haze of a rush I was tempted to PM you to "Let me keep my belllllllt!", but I decided that would be hella lame.

 

Muzz's new character kicks ass -- mad props for the pop-in after Crow's promo. I dug the No Gravity match, though I admittedly liked the story Zack's match told better.

 

JT Playa cameo is brilliance, and Supes' new character will kick ass, just like everything Supes does.

 

I suppose this a good time to point out that I don't know how much I like bolding for emphasis on move impact. Maybe that's just me, though. I did dig the Crow/Dustin tag match, and dude -- stick together, Zack and I need to defend more.

 

Banning someone's big move is pretty lame, in my opinion, but it is just mine. Why is the Dangerlust banned, while the Demonstar has so much more history behind it? Whatever, though... Kibs/Toxx is shaping up nicely, and though it probably won't top Kibs/Zed it'll try pretty hard, and that's okay.

 

Dace wins in Dace's match and I mark. I don't really care if it was predetermined or not -- Dace is showing his talent in this series, simply because it's Tom he's beating. I do wonder, however, if he can beat Tom in match five... assuming it gets that far.

 

After reading Landon's match, I really want to add the bastard to Hollywood Boulevard. He is deserving of the hype, man, and if he needs help taking out the Wayward Sons... make the call, bitch.

 

And Janus retains. I'm wondering if we're going to see him job the ICTV belt to someone, or just a title-for-title match at 13th Hour.

Edited May 30, 2004 by Chuck Woolery

[janusd 0]

And Janus retains. I'm wondering if we're going to see him job the ICTV belt to someone, or just a title-for-title match at 13th Hour.

Ooooo, title-for-title, now that's an idea.

[Secret Agent 0]

Grumpy old vet? Whats that supose to mean?

 

That match sure shocked the shit out of me by winning. never have I wrote a match faster since I had like 3 hours to write the whole thing before going to work Friday. Thats why nothing gets sold, Dace, sorry.

[Lightning Flik 0]

Since some people don't know still, I'll add this here:

I no-showed due to my Grandfather took a turn for the worse and we weren't too sure if he'd be alive as of, well today. Found out Friday he'll be ok for now... Although, he's in a lot of pain and stuff, so that sucks.

 

Add in I'm trying to get everything together for my college I want to attend (which apparently I need everything for, but don't have), so I've been hunting everything I need for it down. And I just didn't have the time to write a match. I apologize as I really wanted to, but I was just not able to.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

If I'll be remembered for anything around here... it's my hype. Believe it.