Damaramu Posted May 31, 2004 Report Posted May 31, 2004 Ok so this guy comes into my work the other day. I swear this guy was strung out on crack. He was some teenage white dude with screwed up teeth and he was wearing a crooked visor, a basketball jersey, and some pretty big basketball shorts. He kept saying stupid things and flipping his shirt up. He was making no sense in anything he said at all but there was one thing that stuck out and I was wondering if anyone could help me figure out what the hell he was saying. He was talking to my coworker Nick and he said: "You take the W and turn that upside down and you get the M you add the double O and get the Moo! I grab that fucker by the head and milk that shit! Know what I'm saying!?" "No. I don't. What!?" "You know man! Come on! You take the W and you turn that upside down and that gives you an M. The double O makes it Moo. Like a cow! I'll grab it by the head and milk it! Know what I'm saying!?" "Still don't." Finally after wondering around saying incoherent things he wondered out and off down the street. What the hell!? Anyone know what that means!?
Art Sandusky Posted May 31, 2004 Report Posted May 31, 2004 No, but I'm going to work that into every conversation I have now.
1234-5678 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Posted May 31, 2004 I think he had just got done smoking weed, probably waaaaaay too much. There's a lot of potheads around here to tend to think they get brilliant when they smoke, but only end up spewing up gibberish similar to your "Moo" guy.
Damaramu Posted June 1, 2004 Author Report Posted June 1, 2004 Yeah.....I think he was on crack or crystal meth. It had to be one or the other.....the missing teeth has to be a giveaway to something.
MrRant Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Perhaps it was just the gum disease.... GINGIVITIS~!
Art Sandusky Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Perhaps it was just the gum disease.... GINGIVITIS~! Goddammit, twice in two days, MrRant makes me laugh.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 And that is my new away message on Aim.
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Yeah, sounds like stoned talk. Sounds like he was milking a cow, but... by the head?
Guest croweater Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Moo: is the new "fad" drug at the moment, it increases motor function sensitivity and so while everything people taking it say is jibberish it makes perfect sense to them. It insanely increases nor-epinephrine and all the side effects that go along with that. Was he hyperventilating and stuff?
Damaramu Posted June 1, 2004 Author Report Posted June 1, 2004 Where do you work?... Enterprise Rent a Car
Guest croweater Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 I AM THE ANTI HIPPIE!!!!! ... ... . ... ... Want a hug?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Where do you work?... Enterprise Rent a Car I hate your company, but I digress. Please tell me this chap wasn't trying to rent a car?...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 I have never heard of Moo, but the effects sound an awful lot like a DXM trip. You can get that at the corner drugstore, over the counter.
Ripper Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 I have never heard of Moo, but the effects sound an awful lot like a DXM trip. You can get that at the corner drugstore, over the counter. What the mutherfucking hell type of drugs are kids doing these days that AoO hasn't heard of it?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Seriously. I've run across some pretty weird stuff. Fly Agaric, Foxy Methoxy, Weird blends of MDMA and speed..
Guest croweater Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 meh, moo..... I made it up. .....or will make it up once I finish my current drug course.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 That would be a good name for a drug, actually. It's silly and easy to remember. Lightly coked mushrooms, maybe. That would numb the throat and prevent the nausea often involved with eating 'em. Plus mushrooms are forever linked to cow shit, so it would be apropos.
justsoyouknow Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 I think he was attempting to say he was going to hold a girl's head steady and jack off in her face. But the whole "turn the W upside down" thing is completely baffling. Perhaps it's a reference to the shape of her ass?
King Cucaracha Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 You take the W and you turn that upside down and that gives you an M. So, you take the woman, turn it upside down and that gives you a man. Maybe he had an 'experience' with a shemale on the way to your workplace.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 1, 2004 Report Posted June 1, 2004 Yeah.....I think he was on crack or crystal meth. It had to be one or the other.....the missing teeth has to be a giveaway to something. Yeah, it could be just your stereotypical missing tooth Oklahoma hick (I have a friend who knows, he's a born and raised Californian being forced to live on Tinker Air Force Base in OK City) But if it's any indication, I know that smoking crystal meth wears away tooth enamel when blowing out smoke. But that would have to take a LOT of doing it, and I'm not so sure the meth out in OK would be that good to begin with either. Though I've spewed shit out like that before when I was spun the fuck out for days. I worked at Domino's being up for 5 days, and coming down I barely knew the words that werre coming out of my mouth and I tried offering some guy "tickets to the show at the arena" because my "brother knew someone who was there". I lived in the suburbs at the time, and on top of it the guy was trying to order pizza. Fun stuff.
Damaramu Posted June 2, 2004 Author Report Posted June 2, 2004 Yeah.....I think he was on crack or crystal meth. It had to be one or the other.....the missing teeth has to be a giveaway to something. Yeah, it could be just your stereotypical missing tooth Oklahoma hick (I have a friend who knows, he's a born and raised Californian being forced to live on Tinker Air Force Base in OK City) But if it's any indication, I know that smoking crystal meth wears away tooth enamel when blowing out smoke. But that would have to take a LOT of doing it, and I'm not so sure the meth out in OK would be that good to begin with either. Though I've spewed shit out like that before when I was spun the fuck out for days. I worked at Domino's being up for 5 days, and coming down I barely knew the words that werre coming out of my mouth and I tried offering some guy "tickets to the show at the arena" because my "brother knew someone who was there". I lived in the suburbs at the time, and on top of it the guy was trying to order pizza. Fun stuff. Your friend obviously hasn't been around Oklahoma very much. I've never met a stereotypical "toothless hick" in my life. Drugs are around just like they are in any other part of the country so it's not like he wouldn't be able to get it. And it wasn't that he was missing a bunch of teeth. He was missing like two and the others were crooked and messed up looking. And he wasn't a hick...he was some kind of wannabe white rapper type dude trying to spout off some terrible ebonics. I still want to know where most people get there information on Oklahoma and stereotypes. Jim Ross? He's full of shit. I also want to know where people get this notion that it's not a real state with cities just like any other state. I actually had some yahoo from California say that he was coming here expecting to see Cowboys and Indians shooting at each other and he thought he'd have to use the bathroom in an outhouse. Seriously that's not a stereotype. That's just out and out stupidity on that person's part.
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