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JAxlMorrison's 2000th post party!

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I've finally done it. My car dying was the best thing that ever happened to me, because my post count shot up so quickly and now I deserve a celebration!

 

So, don't hesitate to tell me how great I am, because remember.......this is my day! Not yours!

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Guest FrigidSoul

Celebraties are out in full force today in order to celebrate this monumental event. Why look who just arrived

 

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*limo pulls up*

Wow, now who could this be? Another celebrity?

 

*person emerges from the limo*

Why its...

 

 

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R Kelly!

 

*another person follows him out of the limo*

And it appears as though he's brought a date!

 

 

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I try and feel the sunshine

You bring the rain

You try and hold me down

With your complaints

You cry and moan and complain

You whine an tear

Up to my neck in sorrow

The touch you bring

You just don't step inside to

2000 posts

So hard to keep my own head...

That's what I say

You know...I've been the beggar...

I've played the thief

I was the dog...they all tried to beat

 

But it's been

2000 posts of silence

It's been

2000 posts of pain

It's been

2000 posts that are gone forever

And I'll never have again

 

Your stupid girlfriends tell you

That I'm to blame

Well they're all used-up has-beens

Out of the game

This time I'll have the last word

You hear what I say

I tried to see it your way

It won't work today

You just don't step inside to

2000 posts

So hard to keep my own head...

That's what I say

You know...I've been the dealer...

Hangin' on your street

I was the dog...they all tried to beat

 

But it's been

2000 posts of silence

It's been

2000 posts of pain

It's been

2000 posts that are gone forever

And I'll never have again

 

Bullshit and contemplation

Gossip's their trade

If they knew half the real truth

What would they say

Well I'm past the point of concern

It's time to play

These last 2 years of madness

Sure put me straight

Don't get back 2000 posts

In just one day

So hard to keep my own head

Just go away

You know...just like a hooker she said

Nothin's for free

Oh I tried to see it your way

I tried to see it your way

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GnR's new video kicks so much ass.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

changing the lead singer to Scott Weiland and renaming the band Velvet Revolver was a move of BRILLIANCE!!!

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I definitely marked out for the use of "14 Years" by The Kid. Good shit.

 

Weilland can suck my dick, the man looks ridiculous these days, and his lame ass lyrics don't help matters. Try listening to "Fall To Pieces" by Revolver without laughing your ass off.

 

As for Chinese Democracy, I've lost faith in it. Axl is doing an interview with a couple GNR fan sites supposedly though, but I'm sure he'll be vague and allude to "taking it to the next level" and "hoping to announce a release date shortly". This is all Buckethead's fault.........

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"Slither" is a good song. It has the manitory guitar solo by Slash and Scott Weiland singing as if he has transended back to 90's era Seattle.

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Yeah you're right. "Here comes the water/To wash away the sins of you and I".

 

Brilliance.........

 

The guy's so burnt out he has no idea what he is even saying anymore.

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Hiring a man who calls himself "Buckethead" and does so because he wears a Bucket that held fried chicken in it can never be considered a good bussiness move. Unless of course you're woring in the fried chicken bussiness.

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Its a song where the lyrics dont matter. Its all about the vocals and the band playing together to make beautiful music, its harmless metal. If I cared about lyrics I would listen to some suicidal emo or power ballads.

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One of the things that made GNR so great was the lyrics. Lyrics count so much, you can have the incredible guitar solos and great everything else but if the lyrics aren't there it's just not good.

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I definitely marked out for the use of "14 Years" by The Kid. Good shit.

 

Weilland can suck my dick, the man looks ridiculous these days, and his lame ass lyrics don't help matters. Try listening to "Fall To Pieces" by Revolver without laughing your ass off.

 

As for Chinese Democracy, I've lost faith in it. Axl is doing an interview with a couple GNR fan sites supposedly though, but I'm sure he'll be vague and allude to "taking it to the next level" and "hoping to announce a release date shortly". This is all Buckethead's fault.........

What sites? That seems a little out of character for him.

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Buckethead is the fuckin' king. No-one who has ever seen the man play would ever say anything bad about him. Alas, Slash he is not.

 

In fact, on Slash's official website it says that Slash is willing to return to GNR the second Axl decides to make a rock record and wants to include him. Slash has no interest in industrial music or whatever other shit Axl is playing around with.

 

Weird he stated that though, considering all the stuff Axl has played live (i.e. Madagascar and The Blues) are all tunes Slash would have fitted into perfectly. If Axl still has beef with him, then I have no clue as to why.

 

UYI

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Its a song where the lyrics dont matter.  Its all about the vocals and the band playing together to make beautiful music, its harmless metal.  If I cared about lyrics I would listen to some suicidal emo or power ballads.

That's pretty much the way I listen to some music. A lot of times I could careless what the song is about as long as the voice flows with the bands music. Especially when it comes to older rock and metal. I don't care if Axl, Steven Tyler and Robert Plant are singing about fucking a coconut as long as the vocals groove with the music.

 

You don't always have to take music so serious.

 

P.S. Suck my dick, bitches. 5400 post!

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I definitely marked out for the use of "14 Years" by The Kid. Good shit.

 

Weilland can suck my dick, the man looks ridiculous these days, and his lame ass lyrics don't help matters. Try listening to "Fall To Pieces" by Revolver without laughing your ass off.

 

As for Chinese Democracy, I've lost faith in it. Axl is doing an interview with a couple GNR fan sites supposedly though, but I'm sure he'll be vague and allude to "taking it to the next level" and "hoping to announce a release date shortly". This is all Buckethead's fault.........

What sites? That seems a little out of character for him.

Check MyGNRForum.com, I think they have a thread about it.

 

Oh, and being my typical asshole self, when Buckethead was in GNR, he was great. Now that he is not, he sucks. See how that works?

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Buckethead is the fuckin' king. No-one who has ever seen the man play would ever say anything bad about him. Alas, Slash he is not.

 

In fact, on Slash's official website it says that Slash is willing to return to GNR the second Axl decides to make a rock record and wants to include him. Slash has no interest in industrial music or whatever other shit Axl is playing around with.

 

Weird he stated that though, considering all the stuff Axl has played live (i.e. Madagascar and The Blues) are all tunes Slash would have fitted into perfectly. If Axl still has beef with him, then I have no clue as to why.

 

UYI

I would say at this point it's simply an ego thing. Nothing less. Nothing more.

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